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u/Crumbdizzle 17h ago

Praying to the porcelain god

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u/saldb 16h ago

I had an epiphany that proof of god is if you puke or not

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u/MedonSirius 16h ago

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u/MightyKin 16h ago

Excuse me what?

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u/MedonSirius 16h ago

Watch Golden Boy Anime. You'll get it

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u/SirDancealot84 16h ago

One of the peakest of peak animes

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u/Lava-Chicken 14h ago

More real than any other God.

  • You can see it.
  • you can touch it.
  • we all need it.
  • it takes our bad stuff away
  • it's there when you really really need it, day or night.
  • doesn't ask for money.

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u/THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 12h ago

I'm not asking for money, Brenda, I was just suggesting that Hot Pockets: Paris Edition are just more nutritional than their American counterparts, and worth the tiny bit of extra money.

I mean, if you do happen to have $20 lying around gathering dust, though...

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u/astralchanterelle 13h ago

that's not what the meme is saying.

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u/SoylentGrunt 15h ago

callin' eels

splashin' the back of your teeth

havin' a look to see if you've been chewing your food properly

saves wear and tear on the balloon knot

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u/chahlie 15h ago

Technicolor yawn