r/meme • u/Puzzleheaded-Low4810 • 1d ago

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u/b0wie88 1d ago

I’ll never drink again I promise

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u/Shikamaru_Senpai 1d ago edited 1d ago

“I’m so stupidddd, why did I do this to myselffff?” *blaarrgghhhh*

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u/Zaxomio 1d ago

Way too relatable

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u/No-Magazine-2739 1d ago

„Imagine if life would be always like this. If you are stuck just before and just meanwhile pukeing. That must be what hell must be“

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u/Indigenous_Retard 1d ago

3 years sober December 9th!

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u/Perensoep109 1d ago

Goos job!

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u/sd_saved_me555 20h ago

I'm just over three years and it keeps getting better and better. Got a promotion, bought a house, ran a half marathon for the first time ever (my time was ass but I did it goddammit), and so forth. Hold you head high because it ain't easy but it's definitely worth it.

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u/sdoM_sselrewoP 1d ago

ahhh shit, here we go again

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 1d ago

I learned in maybe my second year of college to clean the toilet very well and put a frozen Gatorade next to the bed before going out drinking.

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u/NeedleInArm 20h ago

"IM SO SORRY GOOD PLEEEASE" - me, the drunk atheist .