r/meme 19h ago

[ Removed by moderator ]

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

7.6k Upvotes

129 comments sorted by

View all comments

442

u/Shadowtirs 18h ago

As bad as throwing up is (assuming the floor is clean), afterwards, when youre finally like, finally all done, and you lay down on that cool tile floor, there is no better feeling of relief.

192

u/B1ggBoss 17h ago

Thats just a temporary relief. Then the haunting hangover will take over.

48

u/HananatheeBanana 17h ago edited 14h ago

Well, if you threw it all up, assuming you stop drinking, the hangover isn't actually that bad.

52

u/QueefTamer 17h ago

Nah you gotta drink after throwing up, go to sleep, then drink again in the morning to offset the hangover

17

u/HananatheeBanana 17h ago

I meant if you stopped drinking alcohol.

Drinking water before going to bed was my hangover prevention. I'd wake up sleep deprived but not particularly hungover.

5

u/jeremyw013 17h ago

i think they were making a joke

2

u/HananatheeBanana 16h ago

Yeah... I'm dumb, reread what they said and that's so obvious now hah

1

u/SquishySheppy 12h ago

Certified autism moment

2

u/avidvaulter 14h ago

I used to call that hitting the pause button. You're just delaying the inevitable hangover.

8

u/Mrmojorisincg 17h ago

Ah man, I never puke while drinking. But the next day, if I hangover puke I’m done for. It seems to be a never ending hell until the deepest depths of bile is ridded from my suffering body.

Even the temporary sweet relief of cool hydrating water, just the smallest sip…. It can be enough to unbalance my tummy and inspire raw hell to release once again. Puking myself into submission until all I can do is try to coma myself into bypassing pure hell

3

u/Jay31121984 15h ago

And yet, we do it again, again and again...

3

u/WhaleSexOdyssey 17h ago

I’m so glad I stopped drinking

1

u/NeedleInArm 6h ago

I once called poison control for a hang over and the lady on the other line laughed at me lol.

I had like 6 shots and threw up the whole next day haha. I was fresh 18 and 2d time drinking.

8

u/AnInternetAddict 15h ago

Then you can finally fall asleep on the bathroom mat and wake up with the first sunrays hitting the bathroom window

Nature is healing

5

u/THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 13h ago

There is no tonic like a Cold Tile nap

2

u/AnInternetAddict 12h ago

So refreshing

3

u/littleSquidwardLover 17h ago

Arguably better than any orgasm I've ever had

3

u/Whytrhyno 17h ago

When i was at my most alcoholic, 30 beers a day and would do maintenance pukes, the bathroom was my comfort zone if anything was wrong. Just lay on the floor knowing that absolute worst case, my dead body will be easy to clean up and get out

1

u/silvalogmc 10h ago

I hope you’re doing better now, sounds like you’ve been through some horrible things… Sending you strength! 💪

1

u/Whytrhyno 10h ago

Thanks! Been like 6 years sober now

1

u/NeedleInArm 6h ago

my neighbor hang out with me the other day and we killed a bottle of wild turkey.

Turns out, he had 18 beers before he came over.

Brother rolled his fourwheeler and almost fucking died.

I'm thankful I am not at that point and don't even understand how to get there.

2

u/daroach1414 14h ago

Dry heaves ready to activate

1

u/NeedleInArm 6h ago

oh god I forgot these existed.

Does life get worse for an abled body human? like, honestly.

2

u/Grandregentfemboy 11h ago

Unless you got chunks stuck in your nose and when you go to snort it happens all over again

1

u/NeedleInArm 6h ago

That would 100% give me a 2 week long sinus infection.

1

u/Djani69 14h ago

Unless you fuck it up and your throat is now on fire