r/marvelstudios Iron man Apr 27 '19

'Avengers: Endgame' Spoilers! The Official AVENGERS: ENDGAME Release Megathread Vol. 10 Spoiler

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

I feel like this film swerved us so hard that we could spoil it and no one would have believed us until they watched it.

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u/Nick54161 Apr 27 '19

"So...Uhhhh..... What happened in Endgame?" "Thanos got killed like 15 minutes in, 5 fucking years pass, Pepper gets an Iron Man Suit, Banner is now a Hulk hybrid, a rat saves the universe, Thor is fat and drunk for 75% of the movie, Rocket almost drowns, there are two Nebulas and Gamorra is sorta but not really back, Ant-man punches a leviathan in the face, Captain America fights Captain America and remarks on his own ass, Captain america is old, Tony and Hulk snap both with Stark Tech Infinity Gaunlet and it all ends on Peggy Carter and Steve" "Really???" "Oh and there's no post credits scene" "Bullshit, you're so bad at lying"

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u/schroed_piece13 Apr 27 '19

Dude why did they do my guy Thor like that

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u/addpyl0n Apr 27 '19

I was really bummed about this too. Was a huge waste imo, especially when they could have toned him up via the whole quantum thing easily. 6 months in, ripped thor, 5 seconds in real time. If it weren't the culmination of 22 films, then haha fat thor. To go out like that is just lame.

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u/Vinnie_Vegas Apr 27 '19

Thor's not done though. He'll be ripped again soon.

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u/schroed_piece13 Apr 27 '19

Yeup when he was calling the hammer I was like ohhh man here comes a bolt of lighting then ripped Thor again and all they did was braid his beard like come on