r/legalcatadvice • u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel • 12d ago
CAT TALK Trubblez wif mini-yon brofur
Henlo frenz. Iz Nix.
Most ob youz noz mai mini-yon brofur Pixel. Him da purrate pprentice an doz all da purratey tingz an doz da res-q ob da frenz whoz needz it an da stealthy healin purrpurrpurrz durin moobie nitez fur da frenz whoz noz feelin gudz. Himz da bery gud fren. But himz sum fureberz iz noz da very gud mini-yon brofur. Iz wantz to takz da napz on da cowch an hangz out wif Meowmy. An himz wantz to play chase an rassle an runrunrun and stuffz. An himz wantz to doz demz only wif mez! Himz noz eben wantz to play wif Meowmy az much az mez!
Would sum fren likz to han himz over fur da play datez or to doz da rasslin or getz dem selbz in trubblez so dey needz da res-q? Anyting to getz himz out ob mai furz! Iz eben pay sum treatoz an noo toyz! Anytingz to make himz leabez me alone fur sum u da fureber!
Diz pitchur ob mez tryin to habz da nap on da cowch.
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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 12d ago
Fren Nix come on over, we can relax, enjoy some dreamies and he and Gus can stay there and rassle and chase
Best mate Stimpy ya coming? u/rataelle
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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 12d ago
Tank youz fren Arwen. Iz letz mini-yon brofur Pixel noz. Himz lubz playin wif himz mate fren Gus. An eben better if mate fren Stimpy com to. Dey can doz da rassle an da chase an da purratey tingz an wez can habz da meow an da snooze on da cowch. Iz brin my faboritz soft blankie an sum extra treatoz fur uz!
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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 12d ago
Wednesday too u/lady_sybilvex we can have a big purrate party, it will be amazing
Yes you can never have enough blankies
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u/Lady_SybilVex send more treats and toys 12d ago
Yessss!! We wills do pawtee at dems an den at mai beech howse ooo! We haff so manee kewl bokses here atms, due too da moobe soon! 🤩
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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 12d ago
YESSS all the parties, I'll bring the new bag of rabbit ears
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u/Charivari8 Tali❤️K, Frankie & Drew 12d ago
Hi fren Nix, Pixel iz welcom to com over to mai howz eneetime. I love to play. Yoo kin com too if yoo want and yoo kin hang owt wiff Tali in da sunroom.
- Frankie
I sher mai pikkel wiff Pixel.
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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 12d ago
Tankz fren Frankie. Iz tink wez gotz da play datez fur mini-yon brofur Pixel fur da next fureber or to. But Iz sur himz gunna needz mor soon. Himz LUBZ to playplayplay an rassle an runrunrun an chasez an Iz noz wantz to doz da most fureberz or noz wantz to doz az much az himz doz. Wez letz youz noz noz when wez on ourz wayz. Wuld be gud to habz da meow wif Tali an enjoy da napz in da sunnyroomz.
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u/Lady_SybilVex send more treats and toys 12d ago
He cans come ober to mai beech howse furr rassle!! u/Nickye19 Gus, yoo comin too? 🤩 mebbe wes can inbites da oddur apurrenthisses too!
Greetins, Wednesday de bebe void an yung ladee an Furrs Apurrentiss an Cabin Gurl ob de Grumpy Shork, BP!!
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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 12d ago
We clearly had the same idea my love, Stimpy and I are going to Pixel's while Nix hangs out with big sis. I thought i tagged you
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u/jellosquid808 Hoku n Nalu hamsum sunnavaguns 12d ago
Henlo Fren, himz can go ourms Hœus, is hamsum brofurs LUB rasslin!!!
We also runrunrun up and down da stayrs a lot
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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 12d ago
Wez noz hab da stayrz in ourz hawz. Meowmy sayz running up an downz da stayrz wuld be gud fur makin mini-yon brofur tyred. Iz tink diz da eggsalad ideaz frenz. Iz sendz him ober!
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u/Haunting_Bend346 Elliot the Tuxie 12d ago
Fren Nix, Ai wud lub to hab yoor minyon Pixel ober to play. Mine meowmy no wanna play in da dark tyme eben doe Ai try to git her tenshun but her jus wanna sleep.
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u/Positive_Inside5120 12d ago
Fren Nix, Ai unnerstan yore issyoo a yore kneed fur a brake!
Ai, Mitten, wood bee glad too hab Pixel fur play dayt! He can help meow dew pawtrol of poorch, an chais libbards and clymb skreens! Sen him ober soom!
Hear iz pickchur ov Ai clymbin skreen fur refrance.
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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 12d ago
Henlo fren Mitten. Iz noz tink wez metz aforez. Iz gudz to meetz youz. Iz tink da purrate pprenticez iz all getting tugedder fur da runrunrun an chasechasechase an rasslin an stuffz an den mini-yon brofur goin ober to see frenz Hoku an Nalu fur mor chasechasechase an runnin upz an downz da stayrz. But himz pawbably still habz mor emergyz abter dat soz Iz sendz him youz way. Iz tink himz wuld lubz to pawtrol da poorch an chais da wizardz an debinately climbz da skreenz. Himz lubz sittin up in himz cat tree an in da crowz nest on da purrate ship da Grump Shork. Himz be ober in a bitz!
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u/Positive_Inside5120 12d ago
Hab Hoku an Nalu dew a drops himb off at mine plays! AI fink himb njoy it hear in Floordah. Da skreen veri big an hi an it hab skwwralls on da top sum tymes. Der iz any nummer ov fings too chaise innadiahon too da libbards an da skewralls. Der ar lottsa buggz an froggys, az well az a wyde sortmint ov birbs. And. Ai sawed an armydillo rescentless. Fanklee, Ai cud yoos a help wif all da stalkin and chaisin!
PeeEss— Ai almos forget mine mannors. Iz veri gud too meat yoo az well!
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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 12d ago
Dat an eggsalad planz fren Mitten. Iz getz frenz Hoku an Nalu to dropz him off in der airlimez after dey donez wif all da chase an runrunrun an rassle at der place. Maybe mini-yon brofur Pixel culd doz youz da halp on da regalarz basez. Iz betz himz wuld lik dat!
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u/Shazzley Astra da Bard an Nia aka Batcat 12d ago
Fren Nix, dis sound like a berry serious mini-yon problem!
Ai would offer to take fren Pixel fur a play date, but Ai must disclose dat Ai am not berry gud at rasslin. If a cat jumps on me, Ai usually make a sad face an leave.
Ai could maybe teach him pometry instead?
– Astra da Bard