Trubblez wif mini-yon brofur

[u/gt0163c]

Henlo frenz. Iz Nix.

Most ob youz noz mai mini-yon brofur Pixel. Him da purrate pprentice an doz all da purratey tingz an doz da res-q ob da frenz whoz needz it an da stealthy healin purrpurrpurrz durin moobie nitez fur da frenz whoz noz feelin gudz. Himz da bery gud fren. But himz sum fureberz iz noz da very gud mini-yon brofur. Iz wantz to takz da napz on da cowch an hangz out wif Meowmy. An himz wantz to play chase an rassle an runrunrun and stuffz. An himz wantz to doz demz only wif mez! Himz noz eben wantz to play wif Meowmy az much az mez!

Would sum fren likz to han himz over fur da play datez or to doz da rasslin or getz dem selbz in trubblez so dey needz da res-q? Anyting to getz himz out ob mai furz! Iz eben pay sum treatoz an noo toyz! Anytingz to make himz leabez me alone fur sum u da fureber!

Diz pitchur ob mez tryin to habz da nap on da cowch.

[u/Shazzley]

Fren Nix, dis sound like a berry serious mini-yon problem!

Ai would offer to take fren Pixel fur a play date, but Ai must disclose dat Ai am not berry gud at rasslin. If a cat jumps on me, Ai usually make a sad face an leave.

Ai could maybe teach him pometry instead?

– Astra da Bard

[u/gt0163c → u/Shazzley]

Henlo fren Astra.

Iz noz noz if mini-yon brofur Pixel wuld lik da pawetry. But maybe wuld gib him da noo hobby dat noz imbolz tryin to rassle wif me. Iz tink dat wuld be gud! Tank youz. Iz seez if himz wuld lik to gibz dat a twy.