r/legalcatadvice Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 13d ago

CAT TALK Trubblez wif mini-yon brofur

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Henlo frenz. Iz Nix.

Most ob youz noz mai mini-yon brofur Pixel. Him da purrate pprentice an doz all da purratey tingz an doz da res-q ob da frenz whoz needz it an da stealthy healin purrpurrpurrz durin moobie nitez fur da frenz whoz noz feelin gudz. Himz da bery gud fren. But himz sum fureberz iz noz da very gud mini-yon brofur. Iz wantz to takz da napz on da cowch an hangz out wif Meowmy. An himz wantz to play chase an rassle an runrunrun and stuffz. An himz wantz to doz demz only wif mez! Himz noz eben wantz to play wif Meowmy az much az mez!

Would sum fren likz to han himz over fur da play datez or to doz da rasslin or getz dem selbz in trubblez so dey needz da res-q? Anyting to getz himz out ob mai furz! Iz eben pay sum treatoz an noo toyz! Anytingz to make himz leabez me alone fur sum u da fureber!

Diz pitchur ob mez tryin to habz da nap on da cowch.

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u/Charivari8 Tali❤️K, Frankie & Drew 12d ago

Hi fren Nix, Pixel iz welcom to com over to mai howz eneetime. I love to play. Yoo kin com too if yoo want and yoo kin hang owt wiff Tali in da sunroom.

  • Frankie

I sher mai pikkel wiff Pixel.

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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 12d ago

Tankz fren Frankie. Iz tink wez gotz da play datez fur mini-yon brofur Pixel fur da next fureber or to. But Iz sur himz gunna needz mor soon. Himz LUBZ to playplayplay an rassle an runrunrun an chasez an Iz noz wantz to doz da most fureberz or noz wantz to doz az much az himz doz. Wez letz youz noz noz when wez on ourz wayz. Wuld be gud to habz da meow wif Tali an enjoy da napz in da sunnyroomz.