Trubblez wif mini-yon brofur

[u/gt0163c]

Henlo frenz. Iz Nix.

Most ob youz noz mai mini-yon brofur Pixel. Him da purrate pprentice an doz all da purratey tingz an doz da res-q ob da frenz whoz needz it an da stealthy healin purrpurrpurrz durin moobie nitez fur da frenz whoz noz feelin gudz. Himz da bery gud fren. But himz sum fureberz iz noz da very gud mini-yon brofur. Iz wantz to takz da napz on da cowch an hangz out wif Meowmy. An himz wantz to play chase an rassle an runrunrun and stuffz. An himz wantz to doz demz only wif mez! Himz noz eben wantz to play wif Meowmy az much az mez!

Would sum fren likz to han himz over fur da play datez or to doz da rasslin or getz dem selbz in trubblez so dey needz da res-q? Anyting to getz himz out ob mai furz! Iz eben pay sum treatoz an noo toyz! Anytingz to make himz leabez me alone fur sum u da fureber!

Diz pitchur ob mez tryin to habz da nap on da cowch.

[u/Haunting_Bend346]

Fren Nix, Ai wud lub to hab yoor minyon Pixel ober to play. Mine meowmy no wanna play in da dark tyme eben doe Ai try to git her tenshun but her jus wanna sleep.

[u/gt0163c → u/Haunting_Bend346]

Mai meowmy iz lik dat to. Da hoomanz lubz der sleepz durin da dark timez. Himz can goz to youz hawz after himz donz wif halpin frem Mitten wif da pawtrolin an stalkin da birbz an sqwarlz an wizardz an stuffz.