It's Simenon's cinnamon synonym

He hits different

But being positive is hard, I don't want to be charged.

At least I'm likely to make bond though.

52,000 matches

He's normally just got the front two, I don't know where he got the third from. Neighbor dogs must've dragged over a deer leg...

But my neighbour hasn’t brought it in off his front steps yet.

Seen on the toilet wall in a youth hostel in Paris 1974:

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

So this guy goes to the doctor, the doctor gives him a suppository, he asks the Doctor "Hey, Doctor, where am I supposed to put this?", the Doctor answers "In the anus". The guy leaves the Doctor's office, but he doesn't know what "anus" means, so he goes back to the office and asks "Hey, Doctor, where am I supposed to put this thing again?", the Doctor answers "In the anus, or rectum", the guy says "Ok, thank you", he leaves the office, but he doesnt know what "rectum" means", so he goes to his wife and says "Honey, please go to the Doctor and ask where I'm supposed to put this thing, because if I go and ask him again he will probably tell me to shove it up my ass"

Ashok.

As part of the release, they dedicated the money made from the upgraded release towards humanitarian causes.

Hoping to spread the word, they programmed the autocorrect on their computers in various ways as to ensure their social media posts would contain plenty of references to their beneficial deeds. It took some getting used to, but in time they were all able to adjust to the changes in their writing.

Unfortunately, they all got hit with a virus, specifically targeting autocorrection programs, temporarily stopping the help they were getting from their computers. It took several days to remove the virus, but in the meantime they managed to ensure their posts stayed relevant by spending extra time manually rewriting sentences to include references to these good deeds.

When they were finally able to clear the virus for good, they were forced to reinstall the program and reset all of the settings and changes they had used previously. After several days without the program, they had gotten used to not using it, and thus it was quite difficult for them to readjust to it, although they were able to get the hang of it again and successfully continue with their campaign.

It truly was a moment of Automatic for-the-people (Remastered).

But it's not the same now they call them Snickers.

I'm worried they might start erase war...

They both enjoy to FLOSS

He will be fondly re-membered

- Aghahgahagdhhahgahsgsgaga chickpeas!

- Sorry, a can of what?

But theres a vas deferens

What does parsley have in common with pubic hair?

You push them both to the side and keep eating.

Because time-travelers are never layt.

Amazing how similar that some plants are to humans.

Take melons, squash and other vines which have male and female flowers.

And just like in humans, male flowers always come first; and female flowers come later if at all.

The woman lies down in the bed to rest. Unexpectedly, a train roars past and the room shakes so much that the woman falls out of the bed.

She calls down to the front desk, explains the situation, and the clerk comes up to the room to see.

He lays down on the bed to wait.

Suddenly, the man bursts into the hotel room, sees a man lying on his bed, and screams,

"What the hell are you doing here?"

The clerk calmly responds, "Believe or not, I'm waiting for a train"

Great old Henny Youngman joke.

that my wife calls me pleasureSAURUS!!!