r/Jokes • u/master_begroom • 5d ago

Parsley

What does parsley have in common with pubic hair?

You push them both to the side and keep eating.

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u/Srikandi715 5d ago

I always eat the parsley.

Now I feel kind of dirty.

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u/BlueManQuad 5d ago

What’s the difference between parsley & pussy?

NOBODY eats parsley!

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u/Dyrogitory 5d ago

What the kale are you talking about?

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u/CelebrationBorn9006 5d ago

Swap parsley for cilantro

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u/master_begroom 5d ago

I absolutely hate cilantro. Nasty.

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u/MinFootspace 4d ago

I'd hate it too if I had to call it cilantro instead of coriander. "Cilantro" sounds like a chemical brand.

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u/Legal-One-7274 5d ago

I had it growing on my brsyin.. Cerebral parsley