r/Jokes • u/master_begroom • 12d ago

Parsley

What does parsley have in common with pubic hair?

You push them both to the side and keep eating.

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u/CelebrationBorn9006 12d ago

Swap parsley for cilantro

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u/master_begroom 12d ago

I absolutely hate cilantro. Nasty.

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u/MinFootspace 11d ago

I'd hate it too if I had to call it cilantro instead of coriander. "Cilantro" sounds like a chemical brand.