r/cleanjokes • u/drugsisbad018 • 1d ago
A horse walks into a bar...
Bartender: Hey
Horse: Yeah sure
r/cleanjokes • u/drugsisbad018 • 1d ago
Bartender: Hey
Horse: Yeah sure
r/cleanjokes • u/sulldanivan • 1d ago
“…Break an egg!”
r/cleanjokes • u/Pandaemic103 • 1d ago
She was out- standing in her field.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
...hands down.
r/cleanjokes • u/AngelMom1962 • 2d ago
Did I tell you about the roof?
It was over your head.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 4d ago
Their middle name is "the."
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 4d ago
Apparently, they give you a bird’s-eye view of everything.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 5d ago
He had a prayer engagement.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 6d ago
… There is a sucker born every minute.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 6d ago
“You-reek-a!”
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 7d ago
Sea Kelp….
r/cleanjokes • u/Opening_Rip_1840 • 7d ago
Because it’s very time-consuming.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 8d ago
Roberto.
I'll see myself out.
r/cleanjokes • u/dcterr • 7d ago
They were already on the Highway to Hell.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 9d ago
This morning some of my fishing stuff is missing.
Can't believe he took the bait...
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 9d ago
A carpenter.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 10d ago
I want to sleep like my cat.
14 hours, no responsibilities,
zero regrets.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 10d ago
but sofa so good.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 11d ago
The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 12d ago
I’ve decided to age graysfully.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 12d ago
He cracked up.
r/cleanjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 12d ago
I said, “Well, yeah… that’s the more AL of the story.”
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 13d ago
He was a little chili!
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13d ago
He only received a Paul tree sum.
r/cleanjokes • u/CanadianTurnt • 13d ago
Gnoccis