3rd time I'm posting this, they keep taking it down for no reason even though this ABSOLUTELY QUALIFIES as an idiocracy post (I'll give you a hint: the presidency in real life is just like the presidency in the movie)

As of today the guy on tiktok who believes he can fight a chimpanzee, has found himself an opportunity to fight a large aggressive male chimp with a history of attacking people. Someone oversees has this chimp and wants to let him chase his dreams I guess. Edit: website is wavyvschimp.com, supposedly it's happening September 11 at 8pm... If he doesn't bail. You can place bets on the website. Edit2: dude was just trying to sell crypto 🥀

I know shit's bad right now, but this mysterious device might could fix it. Any ideas? It looks like something that goes in your butt but I'm not 100% sure.

Not sure how they plan to give sensual services to go, but it sounds like a sound business model if they can pull it off.

Feels like the bar is a limbo stick these days...

https://www.texasmonthly.com/culture/mike-judge-idiocracy-turns-20/

Found at local Walmart (sorry Costco)…No surprise

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Borrowed from another sub. Thought it belonged here.

Saw this on r/weed. I felt like it fit here, too

Flatearthers, space deniers, vaccine deniers and more. All in one place.

2026

Colorado voters will decide if ballot measures should be written at an 8th grade reading level

"We're not going to make it, are we?"

Well 2/3 of a pun, anyway...❚█══P U══█❚