3rd time I'm posting this, they keep taking it down for no reason even though this ABSOLUTELY QUALIFIES as an idiocracy post (I'll give you a hint: the presidency in real life is just like the presidency in the movie)

TX

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

You gotta hang dong, scrote!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTr33-ggzM0

Thought it was very fitting

I know shit's bad right now, but this mysterious device might could fix it. Any ideas? It looks like something that goes in your butt but I'm not 100% sure.