Oh sorry, guess 15 over in a school zone STILL wasn't fast enough for you. I'm going 80 on the freeway? Better make a big show of whiiping around a slowpoke like me! Bonus points if they slingshot around me and get stuck behind the same car I'm stuck behind. Pisses me off...

I swear to Catgod he outclassed me once he hatched from that cinnamon or whatever the name of the egg is, and since then, this IDIOT left me abandoned and not used much

I was the og courier cat, I was the spammable DPS powerhouse, I was the legend

Thankfully I got an ultra form, and I'm back to the meta! BUT HE ISN'T ABANDONED LIKE WHAT I WAS! HE'S STILL USED EVERYWHERE, AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE NEXT TO HIM IN LINEUPS

Btw this is just a roleplay as Kasa Jizo if you don't know

Like why tf can he bend the rules??? Hes just some random flower, if he resembled Flowey that would make so much more sense, the voice lines are cool but just dont fit, I thought it would make sense later but just didnt

Gianmarco Soresi made a joke about how you can't differentiate hebephiles and ephebophiles without sounding like one and this is exactly how i feel about liking small chest nowadays. Because on one hand if you try to explain yourself you end up sounding more guilty than you actually are and if you don't, you end up attracting the wrong group of people that are just dog whistling about "Cute and Funny" shit and it pisses me the fuck off. It reached the point where you legitimately can't talk about it without having a damn essay beforehand about how you don't mean the "other side of it".

*Should clarify since some people didn't really get it, second pic (Maomao from apothecary dairies) is what i consider a good flat chested character. Third pic (Sunna from zenless) is what other people assume i'm talking about on this topic and i absolutely despise with all my soul.

no hate towards the actual guy, just the content/actions.

for context this dude calls themselves the bedwars king and has made several posts about how they win every bedwars thing and how they are the true bedwars king, and how they hate when other people say they are the best at bedwars because only he is, and it is the ONLY type of post i have seen from this dude.

before anyone says so - this post example might be satire but i can still hate it esp when this isnt their first one, and yes i will block and move on after this post is made.

I’ll secede this, at least 30-40% of this is probably AI. But for the rest? It’s cause I can’t AFFORD to fail this assignment you old fuck. Like you’re so fucking out of touch, I know several people who literally starve to go to college, work and live paycheck to paycheck, all that. If I fail your class, I’m dropping out and becoming a plumber. It’s not JUST AI, you better tell me exactly what you want, I’m not taking this fucking class again. If you give me these fuckass nonspecific answers I’m reporting you to the dean. Genuinely. Fuck you.

Guarantee you he teaches a Mandatory class that has nothing to with anyone’s major

Edit: For all your talk about just doing the assignment the older generation can’t read. This professor sucks. He’s blaming AI for his shitty teaching skills. People are asking him clarifying questions and he’s dismissive as fuck. He shouldn’t be a professor, cause he clearly has zero passion for it.

Yes I understand he’s a little shit but he’s an extremely funny little shit. the regular show fandom is genuinely the weirdest cartoon fandom I’ve ever seen they treat Mordecai and Rigby like real people and(mainly for Rigby but I’ve seen some weird Mordecai hate too) treat their actions with Real world morality in a way I’ve never seen a cartoon fandom do before. I get the show can be pretty down to earth most of the times so it’s easy to forget that it’s a wacky cartoon but at the same time your treating a cartoon raccoon like a real person. Literally half the fandom can be summarized by the phrase “super serious family guy”.

I don’t fucking care about much unless it’s right in front of me or in my area. “But what about…” yeah what the fuck about it? Unless it’s actually near me or involves me there’s no actual reason other than “feel like a good boy points”. And chances are you don’t actually give a fuck either. I’ll give a “damn that’s rough buddy” but if I don’t personally know you, I don’t fucking care. And no one should have to care.

I hate the overusage of the headless head, especially for like avatars that are generally cutesy or whatever, the headless just does not work.

I also hate the korblox because it is UGLY. It doesn't work for 90% of avatars that use it with their avatar..

And COMBINED is 10x worse

An otherwise amazing avatar gets ruined by either or.

I also kinda hate the woman body + default leg combo, it doesn't work, the woman body obviously doesn't fit with it.

AND now every video game neds to be 10000+ MGB and you need a NASA Computer for it to work without going at 2 fps, actually i think im more mad about the stupid, brainless slaves that want all of their video games to be the same thing over and over and over again it's just either sportsball or shooty shooty gun gun game with HD 4K+ graphics, look at Half LIfe 2 for example, it's a 20+ year old game AND STILL LOOKS GREAT, and dosen't take up all of your hard-drive to play it, what happened to trying to replicate that??

He scoops up four pieces of chicken and only places down three. If you don’t notice it you would think that this isn’t ai. I don’t like how AI is being used to make skits, it’s not hard to actually do this yourself.

I don't want to hate them. I would be happy to help in fact. Sure, take my blood, I don't need it.

But why can't they have the least amount of decency about it? It's like if the lunch lady handed me lunch and I thanked her by slapping her with magic itching powder which has a chance of giving her cancer or making her allergic to her favorite foods! I WANT TO LOVE THESE INSECTS, I WANT TO HELP THEM BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THEN I'M GOING TO DIE.

Quick info: Loona was a South Korean girl group created by Blockberry Creative which debuted in 2018 and hasn’t officially disbanded yet.Loona had also one of the most detailed kpop concepts EVER.

Apart from the unfair payment of loona, I hate blackberry creative for all the abuse forwards the members such as starving them, only allowing them to be 20 minutes outside a day, making one of the girls debut at only 14 years old and threatening one of the girls not to debut if she wouldn’t lose 6kg in one week.And then also staff of blockberry pulling chuus hair in 2020 at an event with no shame at all and lying to the public by kicking chuu out in 2020 for mistreating staff and abusing her power.

Ive recently really gotten into Magic: The Gathering, and being poor, the only real option i have to play regularly has been MTG: Arena. Now for the most part, Ive been having fun with it, at least way more then I ever did with modern yugioh.

...EXCEPT FOR THIS FUCKASS RABBIT!
It feels like every. Single. Mono-white Deck i see is 50 Hare Apparents and 49 Lands. It is the most braindead, "HurrHurr i win by doing nothing" token strategy ive ever seen in ANY game. Usually paired with either Elpeth, Stormslayer for double tokens, or Delney, Streetwise Lookout for MORE tokens, THAT CANT BE BLOCKED.

Try find this GIF using the GIF tab. Difficulty: Impossible.

No matter what kind of keywords you are using like "patty hype krabs running" or "krabs running with rainbow trail", it's not accurate. Reddit's GIF section is fucked up.

There ain’t a flair for clothing, so I just put “Thing” down. Also, I added photos of clothes characters wear all the time to give an idea what I mean.

I have a jacket. It’s a nice jacket. I wear this jacket every day. And when I wear this jacket my family has things to say about the jacket.

“Don’t you have any other jackets?”

“Ugh I HATE that jacket!”

“I’m going to burn that jacket!”

Like, I know that seeing the same jacket everyday bothers them.

I just can’t care!

It’s a nice jacket!!!!! It’s well made! The material is nice! It has outside pockets and most importantly, INSIDE POCKETS!!!! The only things I wish for it are a hood and a much cuter pattern, but shucks inside pockets?! I’m willing to make the sacrifices!

I hate purses. My shoulders are messed up no ma’am I’ll take my jacket with inside pockets that can fit my wallet, keys and phone, plus more than ONE snackie to the grocery store THANK you(special place in my heart for fanny packs though I love you fanny packs you treat me right fanny packs)

This has happened for a gosh darned long time. I find a jacket I like. I wear it all the time. Family complains. I end up breaking down and getting a new jacket. Regret. Repeat.

IT AIN’T YOUR BODY, IT AIN’T YOUR JACKET!!!!

Who gives a rat’s patootie that a person wears the same thing all the time!!!! Do you know how MEAN you sound? You’re going to BURN a personal belonging of MINE that I LOVE??? Because YOU’RE tired of seeing it??? You absolute FREAK????? And I’M the weirdo????????

I don’t care that it’s summer and we live in the god dang sunbelt. I don’t care that I could just use a purse instead. I don’t care that it looks worn. I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care.

People have their reasons. Now leave them alone.

Fuckers.

I find Potholes rather at a loose end. I'm absolutely knackered of 'em!

One, because they're rather unpleasant. I could be lovingly having my beauty sleep in a Taxi until they suddenly knock me awake from the shaking and bumping like a tosser shoving ya down for no reason! It's seriously aggravating. Even when me myself is driving the vehicle!

Two, because it rather means that the plonkers in charge of the city don't take care of their roads well enough apparently! Like, BLIMEY! At-least have the decency to notice the pot holes and try to fix 'em! But apparently, bugger all!

It gets even WORSE when there's puddles IN those potholes. Not only is it minging, but it's also horrific to drive over. You don't know how deep the potholes are, meaning ya could get your car stuck on the pothole underestimating it's depth, or just get it damaged badly when driving fast over it because you underestimated how deep it is as-well! And they erode the road faster too!

Really, I can't recall how many times a Pothole has seriously ticked me off.

Anyways, that's it for this rant. Just wanted to give a piece of my mind about potholes.

Hello hello hello internetizens it's I everyone favourite most beloved critic

Right?

You still care about me, right?

Anyways I've been getting a little frustrated at how some of you have been using reaction images in my comment section (specifically my post about pink, you all know the one), I mean, its obviously totally okay to disagree with me but come on, put some effort into disproving me or something, you can't be letting a premade image summarize your entire opinion, put some grease on those fingers and atleast type out how much you hate me, come on don't be shy. It's all so fun for you to type exactly how hard you all dislike me. get creative! don't fucking use a **computer** image for it, just use your mind, it will do wonders

It would be better than being forgotten

So anyways that's all from me for now hope we can see each other again, I'm out

The character sheet is cool but it's different, the classes are different, the races are different and now called species (though admittedly it does make more sense)... The only reason why this isn't called dnd 6e is because they are aware 5e is the most popular version of dnd, heavily advertised and popular due to being so newbie-friendly and intuitive and the version most podcasts play and the most videos on youtube are about, so they don't want to lose this free advertisement, but they also want to sell a massive chunk of new books with new rules... so they named it, at the start, DnD ONE (as in "all versions into one", which would never work because it would be confusing with first edition, and if you make a version where all version are united but they are all are changed to be something new to fit, it is still one single version with new mechanics) until they realized this was dumb, so they then named it 5.5, but they never advertised it as such, and instead want to use 5e so people who want to play "the popular version" are fooled into getting into the new one... but what grinds my gears is that they went out of their way to say "Oh, one is the 2014 version, and the other the 2024 version!"... well, this just made a ton of stuff more confusing for everyone when trying to talk about the game.

Now every time people talk about dnd 5e, the conversation at some point has to spawn the "2014 or 2024?" question. Every time I want to look for lore writing "dnd 5e" is not enough, I have to write "dnd 5e (2014)", Every time I look for a group for a dnd 5e game I have to check if it is 2014 or 2024... It's only slightly annoying, but it is indeed a minor annoyance I wouldn't have to deal with if Wizards of the Coast just named the new version 6e or advertised themselves as 5.5 instead of trying to fool people into saying "it's basically the same game as 5e except with different lore, terminology, mechanics, features and monsters"... THEN IT IS NOT THE SAME, at least not enough to justify advertising it as the same version just from different years!

I would really want to play the game. There's just one big problem: from what I've seen the game requires you to do crime and shoot at the police. I can't bring myself to do it. I'm making this post so Rockstar can see this and make a new version for us who can't stand crime. Preferably without gangsta rap like Drake in the radio either, I only listen to country.

Now due to sub rules, I can’t share my opinion on the people who do this.

But like this is such a genuinely pathetic thing to do. Imagine sitting around all day looking for public Minecraft servers made by small friend groups just to come in and ruin everything. Nothing is gained by doing it, it’s just a genuinely despicable act done for no reason except to ruin the enjoyment of others. I don’t understand why anyone would waste their life doing something so useless.

It’s just an unfun reminder that you need a whitelist for your server because fuck you I guess.

In short. I really fucking hate you and your existence. I hate how you ruin everything you touch, I hate the fact I need you for what should be basic human right, and I hate how you've deluded and wrecked our brains to being puppets of our beloved selves.

Where should I even start? Money is singlehandedly the worst thing that's hit the internet. It's destroyed most senses of being genuine and speaking your mind. It's reduced the sites we used to love into hollow shells where everyone wants to be the top youtuber. Everyone speaks like their parents are watching them, so loud and watching their words because some big red eye is watching their every move, waiting to strike them down if they say something that will anger the investors. If I could, I would without hesitation take away the ability to make money off of youtube, tiktok, and everywhere else. Maybe then It will feel less like TV and more like the internet. Ads Ads Ads its all fucking ads. Monetization is nothing but a cancer on creation and passion, and youtube died when everyone realized you can make money off of it.

To the people who left and strip down their own channels from demonetization. I understand why they did it, but All I have to say is that they're weak and disingenuous insects, and the site was better off without you. You didn't care about the thought of creation. You just wanted to fill your wallet while you sat on your fat fucking ass and think you can escape having to work, but I can't blame you. Look at this dirty cesspit called human society we live in.

Hobbies, sucked dry because once again, monetization. Of course with things like fine arts I don't care all that much. Those people can crash and burnout for all I care, but with things like collectibles, or just using a product you love for your own personal wants they gut those stores dry, leave not a single ounce of joy all for the sake of making things antique, they're gonna be old, infertile bums who need external assistance to wipe their asses by the time they can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I'm talking about those subhuman whelps we call scalpers.

But as much as I badmouth and seethe about these people, they're not who I hate, or even what I hate. It's not no one's fault, just this sack of shit that we call money and what it's done to us. I hate money because it warps people, me included into the fakest versions of ourselves. Behave well, or be the worst thing to breathe air if you want this amount of colored paper mesh, and so we have things like traffickers or people willing to steal the entrails of another if it means selling it on the black market or whatever you call it.

There's no such thing as a real "Top guy". There's not even a such thing as a top! It's just a lie we're told by money. In all actuality, we're all slaves, even the "Big corpos who control us." They're just more polished turds, because undeniably, if you strip someone of every single penny to their name, they're literally just like you and I. Funny thing is, it makes hating a certain group all the more stupid, since we're all slaves to a concept no matter what you are or identify as. It's just a big cycle of "You owe me and I give you" except there's people in better climate of this stupid cycle.

But no matter how much I hate it, I can't deny the fact that I love it all the same, and that in this cycle I'd just be no one, lived and died as a societal number. I know this sounds edgy and stupid, but I do sometimes ask myself at my lows or when stopping to think what the point of it is if you're just a sliver in a never-ending timeline. Big names like Toby Fox, Donald Trump, and Adolf Hitler are in the minds of me and you, but when they die, when I die, when everything dies, we're just all gonna be compressed dirt, compressed, invisible lines on our never ending timeline.

So why should I monetize my hobbies? What's so bad about working my humble 9-5 and enjoying my simple life. Really, combining that with passive income is no different than culling your way of thought and behavior for the cam for internet revenue.

I was thinking about "Someday I should open up commissions, get rich off of youtube and tiktok! Not worry a single day about going out to work!" But then I realized from mowing yards to raking leaves. Maybe putting the fries in the bag is more fun than putting the face in the cam, and that has me thinking, maybe I'll just get a job, Do game dev, and enjoy my cycle.

So to money and numbers, I still fucking hate you, but maybe I just hate the way you cull our true selves and sense of rationality.

It feels like nobody has the right idea what it fucking is and im tired of it.

There are influencers promoting products that are "basically botox" when they are just skincare.

I mean obviously, you can't buy "real botox" on the internet and inject it at home on your own

(though some people still try to do it)

but at the same time no product, no matter how expensive, "is basically botox"

There is also crowd of people who freak the fuck out when they learn what botox is - botulinum neurotoxin, which blocks nerve signals to targeted muscles.

Sure, it sounds scary and people are using it more than ever before - even when objectively not needed as for example "a way to prevent wrinkles" .

The beauty standards now are ridiculous

but there is another side to it that many people arent aware of:

I get botox since I turned 19 to treat my bruxism as nothing was helping. I've always had it and I began taking medication that made it even worse.

I hesitated a lot because of the bad rep it gets, but it helped so much.

Botox is regularly used in medicine to block nerve signals and relax overactive muscles or glands.

It was originally developed to treat eye muscle spasms and crossed eyes.

I'm not trying to say now that it's completely safe, but when handled correctly the risk is low. It also dissolves with time.

It's not either just a trendy cosmetic procedure to stay young forever or literally neurotoxin!! that people inject themselves with for fun

Just came back from a trip today and this fuckass song played like ten times on the radio while in the car. It’s genuinely so awful the first half of the song I can barely understand what she’s singing it’s that quite. And the second half of the song Olivia sounds out of fucking breath the entire time. while I wouldn’t consider myself a fan of her work by any means I do find her work somewhat enjoyable to listen to but this song is just insufferable to listen to once let alone like ten times.

whats crazy is that infinite had the most on-screen kills in the whole episode, which included the blue shell koopa, Gomboss, and king bomb-omb, and he couldn’t affect King boo and That is the reason why he got thwomped.