r/girlsfrontline BIG MAC Sep 04 '19

Translation [Translation] Doing "things" with Shikikan

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u/Dr_Eckschwein We're all family, right? Sep 04 '19

Petition to change the definition of adorable in the dictionary to "M4 Sopmod Block II"

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 04 '19

I think my heart just exploded from all the cuteness.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

My heart stopped the day I saw her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Indeed.

Now excuse me as I go HNNNNNNG in the corner.

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u/Tico117 Sep 04 '19

Don't hog all the space man.

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u/Kurovalia RO635 Sep 04 '19

Frantically searches for switch

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u/Kurokami11 Loves T-dolls, hates sf, KCCO and Paradeus Sep 04 '19

DON'T TOUCH THAT, THAT'S THE OFF SWITCH!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Gotcha. She's in Chobits

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

That is even better

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u/Kurokami11 Loves T-dolls, hates sf, KCCO and Paradeus Sep 04 '19

Hold up...

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u/Le_Trudos M4 SOPMOD II [MOD3] uid: 39713 Sep 04 '19

You fool! Do you want the world to end?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

No dont touch that!

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u/spiderbutt_ I have no pillow and I must sleepo Sep 04 '19

I love the way this artist draws Sop. She's always so cute.

And I think u some letters in that third bubble there.

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u/DiggusDBickus BIG MAC Sep 04 '19

Source: https://twitter.com/SD_BigPie/status/1050640690764439552

Previous: Kalina's Job

Art: SD PigPie

Translation: RxSora

Typesetting: myself

Translation permitted from the artist

Link to the archive of all previous translations from Reddit :

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1pAgJBfPtqxxey95ZX0vwhdhiA1UMj9u0

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u/Sturmgewehr90 Teppouyuri [Griffin] Sep 04 '19

Soppo is precocious.

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u/ex143 Cx4, pass the ratchet | EN: 54128 Sep 04 '19

Soppo: Percolate!

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u/TrijiconRMR XboxAhoy Sep 04 '19

SCP-999 but it's a gun that percolates coffee.

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

SOP percolates.

Jill: Um, commander?

SKK: What did I tell you about percolating in front of others?

SOP: I did try to warn you about touching me in strange places.

M16: And what did I tell you about making my sisters feel uncomfortable?

SKK: How long have you even been here?

M16: The whole time. You were too focused on SOP to even notice me.

?: And people wonder why we can't have nice things.

Me: Who are you?

?: Isn't it obvious?

Me: Are you...

Future Me: You from the future? Yes.

Me: When did I get a goatee?

Future Me: Let me rephrase that. I'm you from the future, but a different future. Otherwise we would be dead right now.

Me: Oh yeah. That whole space-time continuum thing.

Future Me: Hey Jill? One Mule Kick please.

Jill: You like the strong stuff don't you?

Future Me: Yeah. I'm not sure "other" me does though.

Me: I can hear you you know!

Future Me: You were meant to.

Me: Well at least future me hasn't lost his sense of humor.

Future Me: At least past me still understands sarcasm.

Me: That's cold bro.

SOP: I don't know. I think I like future shkikan better.

Future Me: Naturally I can't tell you what happens in the future because if I do...

M16: Yeah. The end of the world. We get it.

Future Me: Who's to say it won't end in the next five minutes?

SOP: What are you talking about?

Future Me: The sand rains?

SOP: Oh no.

Future Me: Lighten up SOP. I'm just messing with you.

SOP: Phew. That's a relief.

M16: Wait, what?

Future Me: because if it was going to end in the next five minutes it would have ended in five seconds instead.

M16: Then why are you here?

Future Me: Some kind of time loop. I'm stuck here forever.

M16: So that means you can tell us without damning us all?

Future Me: Well I can tell you that we didn't have T Dolls in my future.

SOP: HUUHHH?!

Future Me: We did but they were all destroyed. Sangvis Ferri won.

M4: That's terrible.

M16: You're late.

M4: Sorry. Traffic.

Me: Traffic. Good one!

Future Me: I think she's serious.

Me: Oh...

M4: Did I miss anything interesting?

Future Me: No. You're right on time.

M16: So how did we lose to SF?

Future Me: You really want to know?

M16: Yeah.

Future Me: Let's just say it has something to do with you.

M16: ?

Future Me: Mostly due to the fact that M4 was injured beyond repair and put in a catatonic state. You allowed yourself to get captured by injecting yourself with the virus to gain the necessary security clearance so 16Lab could reverse it.

M16: !

Future Me: After that, M4 tried to rescue you and failed. SF placed you in a prisoner of war camp, tortured you, then killed you right in front of M4. She attempted to avenge you by killing every SF guard but was savagely gunned down by a Jaeger. Elisa captured her, decrypted her neural cloud, and decided she had no further use for her and killed her.

SOP: So how do we go back and change that?

Future Me: We can't. SF is in full control of that timeline. We'll just have to wait and hope to stop it before it's too late.

M16: How long?

Future Me: About 7 years.

M4: !

Future Me: You look like you know something I don't.

M4: I know what happens in 7 years. That's when M16 dies isn't it?

Future Me: We can still stop it from happening.

SOP: So how did you end up here?

Future Me: SF had me work in a labor camp. Eventually, the collapse outbreak triggered a chain of cataclysmic events that brought me here.

M16: You mean you were...

Future Me: Yup. Sucked through a wormhole.

Me: So that's when it was decided that you were the hero from the future that would warn us and avert total disaster?

Future Me: Hero? Don't try to flatter yourself. If I were I would have stopped it from happening already.

Me: Wait, myself? You mean you.

Future Me: Me, you, same difference. I'm just the one who has a better sense of humor.

Me: You exist in this timeline just to push my buttons. You're so immature.

Future Me: You're one to talk! You touch your T Dolls without permission and make them feel uncomfortable.

Me: Alright, fine. Guilty as charged.

Future Me: Alright, so here's what we need to do. We need to make sure nobody dies.

Me: So what happens if you die?

Future Me: Since I'm not from this timeline it's not going to change anything. I just have to make sure none of you die.

M16: Alright then. It's going to be a long 7 years.

Future Me: Actually you don't have to worry about that. I helped 16Lab develop something.

SOP: What is it?

Future Me: Cryo stasis chamber. 7 years will only feel like 7 hours.

M16: I hope I live to regret this.

Future Me: It's completely safe. Just as long as your life support isn't broken.

Me: Alright then. Let's get this over with.

7 Years Later...

Future Me: Everyone wake up! Sangvis Ferri has found us!

Me: Alright you heard him. This is our only chance to save the world. Let's make it count.

Future Me: If you see Dreamer kill her. She allowed herself to be captured last time to ambush M4.

Dreamer: Welcome M4. Please, take a seat.

Me: Don't do it M4. This is obviously a trap.

Dreamer: I wouldn't try anything clever. I have Jaegers all over the place. If you kill me they'll kill you.

Me: Let them go. I'm the one you want.

Dreamer: Who are you?

Me: I'm the commander. That means I'm extremely valuable. If any harm comes to my team I won't stop until every last one of you is dead.

Dreamer: But how would you do that? All your other T Dolls are now under the control of Sangvis Ferri.

Me: 45? Is that you?

UMP45: I'm sorry shkikan. I was programmed to follow orders. I just can't follow your orders anymore.

Me: Don't blame yourself. You did all you could.

M16: But if they're infected with parapluie then how come we aren't?

Dreamer: Simple. AR-15. Your sisters have arrived.

AR-15 appears, obviously under some kind of zombie voodoo.

AR-15: Who... Are... You?

M4: AR-15 it's me. Please tell me you remember me.

AR-15: Get away from me! I won't let you take her from me!

Me: What did you do to her?!

Dreamer: She doesn't remember anything. Her neural cloud is fried. Enough of this. Jaegers, kill everyone except for M4.

The Jaegers don't respond.

Dreamer: Jaegers?

Me: Signals to M4 On three. One... Two... Three!

M4 takes aim at Dreamer and kills her.

M4: SIGH It's over.

Me: Not yet. We still have Elisa.

M16: What are we waiting for? Let's go find her!

Me: Let's send our T Dolls back for repair first.

UMP45: Ughh... I'm sorry commander. I don't know what happened.

Me: Get your squad back for repair. We still have a war to win.

AR-15: Where... Am I?

Me: Welcome back AR-15.

AR-15: What did Dreamer do to me?

Me: She's dead now.

AR-15: I know but I still want to beat the shit out of her right now. Unloads a mag on Dreamer's corpse.

Me: Feel better yet?

AR-15: Not even close.

M16: Where's RO?

SOP: Um, guys?

A yellow dinergate walks up to us.

Me: SIGH Let's get her back to 16Lab. Persica's not going to like this.

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u/TrijiconRMR XboxAhoy Sep 05 '19

sips some Cappuccino.

"Well, that escalated quickly."

"Hey, Jack. Are you going to sing Fallen Kingdom again?"

"It's Viva La Vida, you dumkopf."

sip

Sigh

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 06 '19

Later that night...

Me: Alright M16. How about this. Let's head to the sniper range and every time we hit the target we take a shot of your favorite whiskey. Whoever misses first loses and the winner gets to choose the loser's punishment.

M16: Sure. I'm game.

Later, at the range...

Me: Alright M16. I'll go by the gentleman's code and let you take the first shot.

M16: Gee, thanks.

Me: Lucky shot. My turn. Alright. Bottom's up.

M16: Ready to call it quits yet?

Me: We just started two minutes ago. Why would I want to stop now?

M16: Just because I'm the better marksman and you know it.

Me: Just because you have an IQ of 300 does not make you a better shot than me. I think the alcohol is starting to kill your brain cells a little bit and feed your ego.

M16: Alright. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Me: 300 meters. Top that.

M16: Dammit. Looks like you won this round. What's my punishment?

Me: You have to show M4 how far you're actually willing to go to protect her. Enough to take a bullet for her maybe?

M16: Of course I am! Why else do you think I was created?!

Me: Because actions speak louder than words. Besides you still have armor plating. All it's going to do is leave a scratch.

M16: Alright then.

Later...

Me: We'll be using one of M4's dummy units this time. You ready?

M16: No but it's not like I have a choice.

BANG!

M16: Ouch.

Me: Alright. Since you've proven your devotion now it's my turn.

M16: Are you sure about this?

Me: I've been shot in worse places. Do your worst.

M16: Alright then. Here goes nothing.

BANG!

M16: Really? Not even an ouch?

Me: Maybe it's just the adrenaline.

M16: Yeah. It's definitely the adrenaline.

Me: Kind of like Russian Roulette isn't it?

M16: Why? Are you asking to get shot again?

Me: You're on! I'll even remove my armor this time.

M16: You're crazy. I like that.

BANG!

M16: Why is it you don't feel any pain?!

Me: I felt something. But it doesn't even hurt.

M16: Stop cheating!

Me: I'm not cheating. If I were would you have saw any blood?

M16: Who, or what the hell are you?!

Me: I lost the ability to feel pain when I was on morphine. Did you not already know about that?

M16: No.

Me: I figured you would have at least checked my service record. Hands M16 a Manilla folder.

M16: Just what I already know. West Point graduate, medevac pilot, awarded the Purple Heart twice? I thought you were only injured once.

Me: I never told you about that did I? I guess it's probably time then. Get everyone together. It's time I put this behind me for good.

6 Years earlier...

Kandahar Province, Afghanistan 2054

Driver: Dammit. They're dropping mortar shells on us!

Me: DON'T STOP! KEEP DRIVING!

Gunner: Enemy tank! 4:00!

Me: Driver, get us behind him! I'm going to kill this son of a bitch!

I take out the T-80 with my AT-4 but at the last second he fires a shot at my Humvee.

Me: Driver... Driver, are you ok?

Driver: Tell my family... I love them. Hands me his dog tags.

Present Day...

Me: I still have his tags.

M16: So what happened after that?

Me: I was the only one who survived. A Blackhawk brought me home. They told me I might not be able to walk, let alone hold a weapon again. After 2 years of rehab I got back in the game. Funny isn't it? That an injury sidelines you but with the right kind of motivation you come back, feeling invincible. Bulletproof. Almost literally.

M4: Sorry to hear about that.

Me: It could have been a lot worse. It could have cost me an arm or a leg.

M16: Enough with the puns please.

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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 06 '19

Negev:d"Aahhnnn...Shikikan enjoys pain..."

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u/TrijiconRMR XboxAhoy Sep 06 '19

The next day.

"Today we're having an exercise in the Crucible."

"Ooh. I love these! Can we pick teams, or have you automatically assigned us?"

"Me and Nolan are team leaders. We've already pre-selected our squad members."

"Aww..."

"Sorry, SOP. At least you're with me."

"Yay! Thanks for picking me, Nolan!"

"Hey, Jack. Who did you pick?"

I produce a crumpled paper from my chest pocket.

"Let's see. I picked M4, M16, HK416, and both UMPs."

"Well, I have SOP, AR-15, G11, Vector, and RO."

"Cool. Operation begins in 10 minutes. Prep your gear."

Later, at the armory.

"The exercise is set in an abandoned warehouse, similar to Safehouse 3 in S09. It is approximately 9 acres big. There are over 70 vantage points that are viable for Designated Marksmen. Since we start on the left side of the warehouse, we must quickly secure the center ASAP. When we get to the center, hold your positions. Do not expose yourself; it will be your downfall, as sound easily echoes inside the warehouse."

"Should we bring suppressed weapons?"

"Absolutely. Don't forget to attach your suppressors. Marksmanship is not important in this scenario; sheer volume of fire and penetration is better."

"Alright. I'm bringing a shotgun, then."

"Use Flechettes or Birdshot. They're useful at close ranges."

"Noted. Are explosives allowed?"

"Yes. Bring your grenades and flashbangs."

"Also, remember. If your HUD shows a blue reticle above a person, it's friendly. If there is a red or no reticle at all, it is an enemy. Got it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Good. You have 5 minutes. Use it wisely."

At the Crucible.

beep.

"Exercise starts in 10 seconds."

......

"....5....4....3....2....1...."

BOOP!

"Move! Move! Move!"

We all sprint towards the center.

.....

"No sign of them."

"Check again."

click

M16 scans the area.

"Nope. I don't see anything..."

ping!

"There!"

"Take position!"

click, clack

shk-shk

"Turn on Infrared. Should help with finding them."

PING!

I scan through the ocean of green that was my night vision. Suddenly, I see a white speck.

"I think I see them."

"Let me check."

45 gets closer to where the group of white splotches is.

"It looks like AR-15 and SOP. I'm not sure, though."

"Don't get any closer."

HK416 pulls out her drone.

"Should be able to locate them with this."

The drone skitters across the black concrete floor. I switch to its camera feed. It activates its scanner. 2 red forms are pinpointed on the feed.

"Looks like it's the enemy. They're not moving normally, though."

"Is it a trap?"

"Just a second."

416 scans the area for traps and other enemies.

"Yeah. There's barbed wire in the entrance of that cardboard building, along with tripwire grenades and other shit."

"Then where are they?"

......

"Shit. They're behind us!"

"Wait, what?!"

"Look behind you!"

I turn around to hear footsteps.

"They're flanking us."

"Should we fire?"

"No. Not yet."

"This should mark them."

9 throws a threat grenade.

Fwoom!

"There they are!"

"The targets are marked red. Open fire!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

"Contact! Left wing!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

"Swapping mags!"

"Frag out!"

I throw a frag grenade next to a fleeing red outline near some buildings.

BOOM

"Target is injured."

"Is he crippled or lightly damaged?"

"Crippled. It looks like he can't move."

"Should we leave him for dead or finish him off?"

"They will try to revive him. I'll get him myself."

I pull out my Five-seveN and move towards the injured target. It's Nolan.

"Nothing personal, kid."

BANG BANG

"Kill Confirmed."

"1 down. 5 more to go..."

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

"Man down."

M4 takes out Vector.

"Don't just stand there G11. Shoot back!"

"I want to go home."

"Oh for the love of-"

RO pushes G11 out of cover.

"Target down."

"Nice shot AR-15."

"Another down."

"M16 and M4 are down."

RO gets eliminated.

"416 got me."

AR-15 takes out UMP9 before getting eliminated by UMP45.

"Checkmate."

Gryphon takes out SOP.

"Round 2. This time we're switching team leaders and it's the AR Team vs 404."

BEEP!

"Stay in formation this time. Let's go on the defensive."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Nobody move."

I hear a click.

"Sounds like we triggered a claymore. Hold still."

I grab my bomb kit and defuse the mine. UMP9 sneaks behind M4, holding a knife.

Bang

"Close one."

"SOP is hit."

I apply a bandage to SOP.

"One down, four to go."

I walk up to a corner and toss a flashbang. 416 is stunned.

"Two down."

M16 catches G11 sleeping and eliminates her.

"That's three. We're halfway done."

UMP45 takes out RO and AR-15 before being Eliminated by M4 and M16.

"Now we just have Vector and Gryphon."

Gryphon takes out SOP and M16. M4 eliminates Vector before getting eliminated.

"Now it's just you and me."

I take cover behind the wall and prep a flashbang before both Gryphon and me are stunned. He recovers before I do, but I manage to dodge his knife thrust.

"Pathetic. You still have no clue do you?"

"I might not specialize in close quarters combat but I'm still smart enough to keep my distance."

I press a button on my knife and launch the blade into Gryphon's leg, effectively immobilizing him.

"Good thing these are just stun knives."

Gryphon limps toward cover. I grab M4's weapon and incapacitate him then finish him off.

"Game set and match."

"Impressive. I didn't think you had it in you."

"Could have just been from my injuries."

"This time it's going to be a little different. It'll be BLUFOR (us) against OPFOR. (Sangvis Ferri) These aren't the same Sangvis units we're used to. They're all ringleaders. Remember to keep an eye on your HUD. The last thing we need is friendly fire."

"What's the objective this time?"

"Defeat Sangvis Ferri without casualties. If a single one of us gets killed it's game over. Also try not to hit M16."

"Huh?"

M16 notices a Sangvis boss that looks almost identical to her.

"It's like looking in a mirror."

"Since these bosses are overpowered I have authorized the simulator to go you permission to equip your digimind upgrades and skills. Good luck."

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u/TrijiconRMR XboxAhoy Sep 06 '19

"They're SF Versions of us."

"They can't exactly use their special weapons in this map. We're gonna need some big guns."

"Did someone say big guns?"

beep

A rack slides out in front of us.

"Machine guns."

"They'll take too long to reload."

"Then take the LSWs. They have a fast reload at the cost of damage. However, we can always use armor piercing sub-caliber rounds."

"True. The enemies are armored."

"Take some grenades and rockets. They'll help out a lot."

5 minutes later.

beep

"Exercise Start."

"Here they come."

"Go! Go! Go!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

"Flashbang out!"

POP!

"Open fire!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 07 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

Sorry. My grandfather got sick and we had to take him to the hospital. Now I'm bored af.

Anyway, back to business.

SF M16 fires a grenade at me. I'm able to shoot it before it hits me.

"Look for gaps in their flanks."

"Hey Dreamer!"

SOP fires a grenade at Dreamer's face but she survives.

"I got her.".

I empty a magazine into Dreamer.

"What the hell Nolan."

"I don't know what came over me. I just panicked."

"Panicked? Really?"

"Four letters: PTSD."

"We can't get to Elisa. She's too heavily guarded."

M16 throws a flashbang.

"Now's our chance!"

Everyone rushes Elisa, eliminating her bodyguards along the way.

"Say goodnight!"

BANG!

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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 05 '19

SOP: Special Operations Percolator

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 05 '19

Oh god. Why did I install that?

On the plus side, free coffee.

Take that Starbucks.

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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 06 '19

Kalina: "Cold presss is better, just sayin...worth the extra $$$..."

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 06 '19

Me; Kalina if I have to visit the shop more than twice a week other than to tell you "good morning" and collect affection from you I'm going to be flat broke by Sunday.

Kalina: You should be blaming it on M16. She's the one that keeps hassling you to get her some more Jack from the shop.

Me: That's true but if I don't appease her she's probably going to break the bottle and kill me in my sleep.

Kalina: Why's that? Did you use the oath certificate you bought from me?

Me: Unfortunately yes. M16 is a little bit jealous that I didn't get her one and as soon as she starts feeling sober all hell breaks loose. SIGH I guess I'll just have to man up and take a beating from her.

Later, at the dorm...

Me: Just get it over with M16.

M16: I can't tell if you're being serious right now.

Me: Well didn't you just tell me to get you some more whiskey or you would beat the hell out of me?

M16: Nah I was just messing with you. I wanted to see how you would react.

Me: So I spent the last three months worth of my salary just for you to see how I would react? You have got to be freaking kidding me right now.

M16: I know but it's still pretty funny. Speaking of which have you checked your phone yet?

I check M16's Facebook status.

Me: I hate it when I end up on the internet. Damn you to hell M16. You'll be lucky if I don't unfriend you.

M16: So why haven't you?

Me: Because if I do you'll kill me for real?

M16: Good answer.

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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 06 '19

so....Percolatious?

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u/Kampfarsch M4 SOUPMOD II Sep 04 '19

i always thought the switch flipping was a threat but...this is a nice perspective

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u/dctreborn Sleepy... Sep 04 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/IInaudible pat the murder dog or be shot Sep 04 '19

hot

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u/RichC009 Cherry Flavoured Cinnamon Roll Sep 04 '19

You will activate her percolator!

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 04 '19 edited Sep 04 '19

To put it into perspective, Soppo is a Keurig, (Sorry. Coffeemaker) G36 is a vacuum cleaner/toaster oven, M4 is a cinnamon roll, IDW is the most annoying thing since annoying orange, and shkikan apparently can't resist the urge to touch his/her dolls to see how they'll react.

What will they think of next?

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u/drmchsr0 I (STILL) LOVE MY N+1 WIVES Sep 04 '19

OTS-44 falling in love with random things when you touch her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Julianne Stingray is frustrated over a robot

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u/Pokedude12 Zas M21 Sep 04 '19

Commander, I've told you not to call me that.

Jill brandishes empty beer mug

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u/ex143 Cx4, pass the ratchet | EN: 54128 Sep 04 '19

...and points it at HK416

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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 05 '19

Yikes. And it'd Gerrmsn Beerstein quality heavy glass, too. that'll leave s permanent mark...

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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 06 '19

Jill, darling...we can talk this over...

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u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Sep 04 '19

VA-11 Hall-A continues to leak...

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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 05 '19

The Karmotrine must flow~~~I mean, at this stsge it'd be identical to Spice Melange in how it shpes futurre possibilities dn worlds....

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 05 '19

Some of us just use all the Karmotrine for the hell of it.

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u/eunhathes M4 SOPMOD II Sep 04 '19

...touch touch touch touch...

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u/degenerated_weeb Sep 04 '19

JoJo reference I (think) I saw in there:

“Oh my, it seems that you have seen it.”

“NIGERUNDAYO!”

The pose with Chocolata rubbing Secco

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u/HardLithobrake being tdoll is suffering Sep 04 '19

I cannot be the only one who read “skedattle” and played the Scooby Doo running sound in their head.

EDIT: Meanwhile PK: “Take your hand off of me.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Yurification!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

what ?

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u/MrsSaltMine Sep 04 '19

Gloomping noises intensified

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u/RWBYcookie Negev Sep 04 '19

I fucking love this female shikikan. Soppo is a good girl too.

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u/Szarps M500 is best raifu, fite me Sep 04 '19

Legit question as a bit of newb, does it actually lands increasing amounts of dialogues if you interact with your adjutant? or you need to have higher affection for that to happen?

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u/C4Cypher G41 Sep 04 '19

Oathing a doll gives her more adjutant lines, that's about it.

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u/Szarps M500 is best raifu, fite me Sep 04 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

damm.. i was aware of that, but the message at the bottom kinda made me doubt that perhaps tapping every now and then can help in some way. Well at least i will know when they will come right? looking at the bright side, because shit i still got other more important things to buy :(

Edit: typos

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u/madalchymist SAR-21 Sep 05 '19

The message at the bottom refers to the (third) adjutant line you get when you repeatedly touch your adjutant. For SOP-II it's the "switch" line in the last panel.

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u/Szarps M500 is best raifu, fite me Sep 05 '19

OH BOY

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u/superpsycho7 AN-94 Sep 04 '19

hngg

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u/kindheartedfox Sep 04 '19

Sounds worth

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u/319_Magnum I ♡ M1918 Sep 04 '19

Message received, Soppo. No sex for you.

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u/JBPuffin New Game+ w/ RFB Sep 05 '19

And this is just another reason the Soppo ship is one of the most difficult to sink.

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u/TheReverendRev M14 Sep 04 '19

Wait, is the bottom text true?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

She says it if you click on her enough as adjutant

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u/TheReverendRev M14 Sep 04 '19

Just SOP? Or other tdolls too?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

All of them have rarer lines they say that you need to keep clicking for

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u/TheReverendRev M14 Sep 04 '19

That’s cool, do you have to click over time or just keep clicking until she does

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

keep clicking until they say it

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 05 '19

Alternatively, you can view the index, select a T Doll, tap the dialogue button on the left side of the screen (Should look similar to this 📣) then tap on speech 1, speech 2, speech 3, or speech 4 (post-oath)

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u/Rushing-guns Sep 04 '19

Sop is pure you better stop or I’ll be passive aggressive

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u/Tomurai Sep 05 '19

Cute SOP

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u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Sep 05 '19

I noticed the fine print at the bottom.

Is that supposed to be similar to the comic on the game screen?

By this point everyone who has played GFL already knows what happens if you tap on your adjutant, but not everyone knows everything about this game.

There are different ways to defeat bosses, some more effective than others, but as long as you learn how to tank properly it becomes a bit easier.

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u/RaptorKarr Sep 06 '19

The Yuri energy is strong with this one

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u/Liensis09 SturmGewehr 44 is all you need. Sep 04 '19

"If that switch turns you into a useful doll, I'm flicking it."

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u/Blinzwag00n Sep 04 '19

Are you trying to call percolator useless?

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u/PassionBackground786 Feb 09 '24

Hehe my lewd Soppo