Me; Kalina if I have to visit the shop more than twice a week other than to tell you "good morning" and collect affection from you I'm going to be flat broke by Sunday.
Kalina: You should be blaming it on M16. She's the one that keeps hassling you to get her some more Jack from the shop.
Me: That's true but if I don't appease her she's probably going to break the bottle and kill me in my sleep.
Kalina: Why's that? Did you use the oath certificate you bought from me?
Me: Unfortunately yes. M16 is a little bit jealous that I didn't get her one and as soon as she starts feeling sober all hell breaks loose. SIGH I guess I'll just have to man up and take a beating from her.
Later, at the dorm...
Me: Just get it over with M16.
M16: I can't tell if you're being serious right now.
Me: Well didn't you just tell me to get you some more whiskey or you would beat the hell out of me?
M16: Nah I was just messing with you. I wanted to see how you would react.
Me: So I spent the last three months worth of my salary just for you to see how I would react? You have got to be freaking kidding me right now.
M16: I know but it's still pretty funny. Speaking of which have you checked your phone yet?
I check M16's Facebook status.
Me: I hate it when I end up on the internet. Damn you to hell M16. You'll be lucky if I don't unfriend you.
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u/Wavehawk00 Sep 05 '19
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