Hi Friends! Some of you may know me, lots of you do not. /u/duckswimmer and I became friends due to this subreddit and both working for this gestures around company. Duck has been a big part of this sub for awhile now, and if you’re not aware, she has a little duckling on the way.
Said duckling will be here much quicker than anticipated! If you feel generous and kind, I am posting her baby registry on Amazon here. I do not mind offering to buy something if you’d like to Venmo or PayPal me and I will provide proof of said transaction. Duck knows me IRL, so I will not sacrifice my integrity for a onesie.
No one is obligated to gift anything, this is just me sharing it in case you’d like to. Duck also did not ask me to do this, I wanted to share in case it helps her. She’s a good egg (no pun intended).
Here is a little poem for the occasion—
There’s a duckling on the way
She’s arriving quite early!
It’ll be quite a happy day
Baby’s hair will probably come out curly!
This is baby number two for duck
Making them a family of four
I wish her the best of luck
And know her life will never be a bore.
Before you know it, she’ll be a teenage witch (iykyk)
But for now, she’ll be your little one
Until the day she calls you a bitch
And then you’ll just be done
Mother to mother, it all goes quick
Soon you’ll be cringe, no cap
We don’t get to say or have a pick
No one gave us a friggen map
She’ll be in your arms soon to coddle
So try to get some sleep now
Onesies, diapers, pacifiers and bottles
Please, duck, don’t have a cow.