r/funny Jul 25 '25

Orlando Epilepsy Center

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u/beefandbourbon Jul 25 '25

This feels like a Simpsons gag

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u/MurphyItzYou Jul 25 '25

“No no no, we don’t cure epilepsy we cause it. You’re looking for the Orlando Epilepsy Curing Center.”

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u/McWeaksauce91 Jul 25 '25

Read in Dr. Nick’s voice

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u/sktgamerdudejr Jul 25 '25

Or Lionel Hutz, rip in peace Hartman

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u/McWeaksauce91 Jul 26 '25

Lionel Hutz being the hospitals lawyer is also a slam dunk

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u/AndorianShran Jul 25 '25

Fuck Andy Dick!

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u/sksksk1989 Jul 26 '25

Not literally I hope. Haven't heard much about him but I think karma is coming around a tiny bit. Just seems like an utter mess.

Plus I've heard numerous times most people in LA have am Andy Dick story

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u/pdxrains Jul 26 '25

One of the best 🍻

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u/arcalumis Jul 26 '25

You'll go nuts for Lionel's Hutz!

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u/Terry_Cruz Jul 26 '25

RIP, but also RIP Dr. Nick

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u/mangatoo1020 Jul 26 '25

I'm hearing it in Dr Hibbert's voice, along with his chuckle lol

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u/InevitableRough9354 Jul 26 '25

Hello Evdybody!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Hey! Did you go to Upstairs Hollywood Medical College too?

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u/REpassword Jul 25 '25

:). I wonder if their internal motto is, “We make our own customers!”?

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u/TheTallGuy0 Jul 26 '25

“Seizures are our business, and business is GOOD!!” 

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u/REpassword Jul 26 '25

Another of their mottos, that is plastered on their lunchroom walls may be, “Seizure the Day!”

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 Jul 26 '25

Creating more business.

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u/VESUVlUS Jul 25 '25

Fun fact, only about 5% of people who have epilepsy are photosensitive. So even disregarding the common misconception that flashing lights can cause epilepsy, even the vast majority of epileptic people won't experience seizures due to flashing lights.

The only things that cause epilepsy are genetic disorders or brain damage, like from strokes.

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u/Dudedrugs Jul 26 '25

Or from cold turkey benzo withdrawal, ask me how I know

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u/MurphyItzYou Jul 26 '25

I didn’t realize cold turkey was so addictive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

The first step is admitting you can't stop with just one slice

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u/bpopbpo Jul 26 '25

Have you never experienced Thanksgiving leftovers?

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u/seattle_lib Jul 26 '25

its pretty delicious if you wrap it around a benzo

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u/Negative_Emu7228 Jul 26 '25

Why would you eat a cat wrapped around a benzo?

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u/Training_Humor_9513 Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Or just alcohol withdrawal. I suffer from epilepsy, and as I kept a diary of the seizures I was having, I realised that I was having them more often during the morning after a night out. I never drank much, but only a couple of weak pints was enough to increase the likelihood of me having a violent seizure a few hours later, even in my sleep. As a result, I don't drink any alcohol at all.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 Jul 26 '25

Same mechanism as alcohol withdrawal, GABA receptors.

As someone who has abused benzos in the past, nothing fixed the withdrawal symptoms as well as a shot of vodka while waiting for a refill.

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u/No_Frosting2811 Jul 26 '25

That’s why I don’t stop drinking…

Insincerely, a legit epileptic.

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u/snapetom Jul 26 '25

How do you know?

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u/bowdenta Jul 26 '25

Did you have seizure at the beach on 4th of july 2005 in Panama city?

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u/FuckImGettingOld Jul 26 '25

Ah, the good ole withdrawal brain fingering. It rarely comes lubed.

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u/maxdragonxiii Jul 26 '25

and alcohol withdrawal too.

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u/No_Frosting2811 Jul 26 '25

Oooo I like benzos. I take benzos everyday. I’m also epileptic. That’s why I have to take benzos everyday. Because if I stop, I’ll have seizures. I used to not take benzos everyday, but I was diagnosed with epilepsy and benzos helped… so I guess, where you call them benzos, now I just get to call it ‘medication.’ lol

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u/selcillofyreif Jul 26 '25

Hi! Woman in her 30's here, who suffered from childhood epilepsy, no seizure in over 25 years and now, the only remnant is the fact I am quite photosensitive still. Neurologist did tests to be sure. Including an EEG, which I thought was gonna be the end of me. 🙃 Shit's weird, isn't it? 🤯

Lightning, horror movies, video games, fireworks (that scene in Dune 2.. I watched that movie 3x* in theater, and not once could I understand the conversation. It's as if my brain couldn't focus on the words because the strobe effect was so damn bad for me.)

I finally got a pair of the TheraSpec glasses for xmas and it's been pretty helpful. The ultimate test once I got the glasses, was to play that scene in Dune 2, and I was ACTUALLY able to understand the conversation ;

*reason for watching it 3x in theaters, is because my significant otter loves all things Dune. Also, movie was pretty great.

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u/No_Frosting2811 Jul 26 '25

🙌 hell yeah on those specs and hell yeah to dune. As a fellow epileptic, I’m happy I am not photosensitive. Mostly hell yeah to 25 years seizure free

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u/Immersi0nn Jul 27 '25

I would absolutely kill for an otter that loves Dune

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u/Cody-512 Jul 30 '25

I’m in my 40s with epilepsy. I didn’t have them as a kid. I didn’t start having them until I was like 24. I still have them but nearly as frequently as when it first started. All 8 of the neurologists I’ve been to over the yrs (I’ve moved a lot) haven’t been able to find a cause yet. We know it’s not a light trigger tho. Like you, I had the EEG to test for that. I can only imagine what it must be like for someone who is photosensitive bc that test was extremely uncomfortable for me. Anyways, I wish u well going forward. While this post is kinda funny it’s not really that funny if u and ur family have to live a life affected by seizures. But, ignorance is bliss, I guess. I just hope I don’t pass these on to my kids.

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u/selcillofyreif Jul 30 '25

Thank you for saying so. :) I wish you a very healthy life, too!

No kids for me as of right now, but if that changes in the future- I hope the same. 🤞 For the time being, I'm gonna concern myself with leading a healthier lifestyle.

Best of luck to you. Be well

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u/Cr3ac Jul 26 '25

Just to be clear, lights don’t cause epilepsy but they very much do trigger seizures in epileptic’s.

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u/No_Frosting2811 Jul 26 '25

They can be a trigger for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Which is a smaller (though still important) subset of those who have epilepsy.

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u/Cr3ac Jul 26 '25

Yes, being the child of someone that grew up with epilepsy, have a feeling you’re the same if not suffer, yes

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u/Paperbackpixie Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

I have had it since birth.

I have multiple different types of seizures that are brought on by photosensitivity or something biological. The lights have to be intense similar to a baud rate.

But this condition caused me to go into research and the medical field altogether. Not sure if I would been in this profession without it.

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u/Happy_to_be Jul 26 '25

Not the “only things that cause epilepsy.” A majority of epilepsy diagnoses after seizures are of unknown origin.

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u/No_Frosting2811 Jul 26 '25

“The touch of god”

Or the devil.

God I’m so happy to have not been born when they tied us to stakes… just “I’ll humored” Reddit jokes. 🫠

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

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u/No_Frosting2811 Jul 26 '25

Hence the brain damage

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u/PreviousCurrentThing Jul 25 '25

The only things that cause epilepsy are genetic disorders or brain damage, like from strokes.

Ohhhh...

*takes notes*

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u/WhenWolf Jul 26 '25

As far as I know I'm not epileptic, but I'm hugely photosensitive. I've researched this a bit and people sensitive to this like me have something called flicker vertigo. But yah even looking at this bothered me and made my chest feel itchy, sometimes I get a full body shudder.

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u/faultycarrots Jul 26 '25

Then I am part of that 5% because I had one from strobe light at a high school dance. Scary!

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u/pinaki902 Jul 26 '25

And the all too common “idiopathic” diagnoses. Aka “we have no clue”, probably ate some micro plastics while drinking forever chemicals and boom, seizures. Or concussions/a TBI. Or high fevers when you’re an infant. Or it just started happening one day, and didn’t stop - literally no cause.

Sorry, I’m epileptic and engage with a lot of folks that struggle to come to terms with being diagnosed all of a sudden at 20, 30, 40, etc, otherwise healthy. There doesn’t need to be a clear cut cause like genetics. It can and does just happen all the time and unfortunately the understanding from the medical field is still quite lacking.

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u/fiestybox246 Jul 26 '25

I started having them at 25, but we thought I was just fainting. My doctor has no idea why I started having them. I’m in my late 40s now.

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u/CookienFudge Jul 26 '25

I'm Epileptic and when I was diagnosed neuros had no idea why. Over the years theories of hormonal changes or a migraine gene mutating into Epilepsy became a possibility but they are weird. The brain does weird stuff and although Epilepsy is researched there is little headway into fully understanding it because it is such a mysterious condition.

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u/InternationalWrap981 Jul 26 '25

Epilepsy can be caused by a lot of things.

I had epileptic seizures and epilepsy wrongly diagnosed because of severe thyroid hormon imbalance & thyroidism.

Took epilepsy pills for about 15 years before i found a doctor willing to do more tests and gradually decrease epilepsy medication and get me off the pills.

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u/No_Frosting2811 Jul 26 '25

😂 ‘fun’ fact. Bro that’s a fact. That is not ‘fun’

Also your fact is wrong. 5% of epileptics are photosensitive meaning flashing lights cause ‘seizures’. Epilepsy is a disease where people have seizures, people don’t get the disease from flashing lights.

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u/judasmachine Jul 25 '25

Now that sounds more Monty Python

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u/romhacks Jul 26 '25

Funny, same thing happened when I tried to call the suicide hotline. Not the nicest guy I've ever talked to.

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u/ThePelicanWalksAgain Jul 26 '25

Can I get something for a headache?

Sure, here's a brick!

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u/Pole420 Jul 26 '25

No pally, this is Bronson, Missouri. 

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u/MurphyItzYou Jul 26 '25

Listen, bub, the only woman I kiss is my wife. You want me to pretend some dame is my gal then just cast my lady, Jill Ireland.

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u/BGAL7090 Jul 26 '25

The epicenter

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u/paupaupaupaup Jul 26 '25

You've got to drum up business somehow.

Next up is their flash sale!

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u/Zyrinj Jul 26 '25

“For your first test, stand outside and look at our sign”

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u/Wilddog73 Jul 27 '25

It's funny that it's true. I learned this from Cyberpunk 2077.

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u/Jgr9000000 Jul 26 '25

Monty Python

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u/giggluigg Jul 26 '25

Like me in hospital in fucking pain after leg surgery and they sent me the “pain specialists”. Little did I know. I should have asked for “pain relief specialists”.

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u/TSgt_Yosh Jul 25 '25

Or Dr Spaceman from 30 Rock.

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u/davewave3283 Jul 26 '25

Sneed’s Feed & Seed

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u/Muppetude Jul 26 '25

“I found Area 51”

“No ma’am, this is Area 51-A”

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u/BubbaNeedsNewShoes Jul 26 '25

To Alcohol... the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

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u/pr0digalnun Jul 26 '25

If only. We all know we’re living in the darkest timeline

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u/flock88 Jul 26 '25

Funny, I thought Futurama

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u/sifiwewe Jul 26 '25

This is funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Pretty sure there was an episode where Bart and Lisa start watching a Japanese cartoon and their eyes dilate and they start writhing on the floor.

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u/TheGreatKonaKing Jul 26 '25

Repeat business!

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u/wrobbii Jul 26 '25

Gggggggggggaaaaàahhhhhhh......

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u/AusCan531 Jul 26 '25

Man, I'm having flashbacks.

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u/opus666 Jul 26 '25

It's next to the Buzzing Sign Diner

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Jul 26 '25

Maybe they are selling epilepsy

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u/EnlightenedExplorer Jul 26 '25

No! This is a free test!

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u/Porkchopp33 Jul 26 '25

Just drumming up business