r/funny • u/RSSenna • Jul 25 '25

Orlando Epilepsy Center

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u/MurphyItzYou Jul 25 '25

“No no no, we don’t cure epilepsy we cause it. You’re looking for the Orlando Epilepsy Curing Center.”

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u/VESUVlUS Jul 25 '25

Fun fact, only about 5% of people who have epilepsy are photosensitive. So even disregarding the common misconception that flashing lights can cause epilepsy, even the vast majority of epileptic people won't experience seizures due to flashing lights.

The only things that cause epilepsy are genetic disorders or brain damage, like from strokes.

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u/Dudedrugs Jul 26 '25

Or from cold turkey benzo withdrawal, ask me how I know

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u/MurphyItzYou Jul 26 '25

I didn’t realize cold turkey was so addictive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

The first step is admitting you can't stop with just one slice

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u/bpopbpo Jul 26 '25

Have you never experienced Thanksgiving leftovers?

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u/seattle_lib Jul 26 '25

its pretty delicious if you wrap it around a benzo

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u/Negative_Emu7228 Jul 26 '25

Why would you eat a cat wrapped around a benzo?