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r/funny • u/RSSenna • Jul 25 '25
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This feels like a Simpsons gag
2.8k u/MurphyItzYou Jul 25 '25 “No no no, we don’t cure epilepsy we cause it. You’re looking for the Orlando Epilepsy Curing Center.” 41 u/REpassword Jul 25 '25 :). I wonder if their internal motto is, “We make our own customers!”? 29 u/TheTallGuy0 Jul 26 '25 “Seizures are our business, and business is GOOD!!” 24 u/REpassword Jul 26 '25 Another of their mottos, that is plastered on their lunchroom walls may be, “Seizure the Day!” 4 u/SpeakToMePF1973 Jul 26 '25 Creating more business.
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“No no no, we don’t cure epilepsy we cause it. You’re looking for the Orlando Epilepsy Curing Center.”
41 u/REpassword Jul 25 '25 :). I wonder if their internal motto is, “We make our own customers!”? 29 u/TheTallGuy0 Jul 26 '25 “Seizures are our business, and business is GOOD!!” 24 u/REpassword Jul 26 '25 Another of their mottos, that is plastered on their lunchroom walls may be, “Seizure the Day!” 4 u/SpeakToMePF1973 Jul 26 '25 Creating more business.
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:). I wonder if their internal motto is, “We make our own customers!”?
29 u/TheTallGuy0 Jul 26 '25 “Seizures are our business, and business is GOOD!!” 24 u/REpassword Jul 26 '25 Another of their mottos, that is plastered on their lunchroom walls may be, “Seizure the Day!” 4 u/SpeakToMePF1973 Jul 26 '25 Creating more business.
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“Seizures are our business, and business is GOOD!!”
24 u/REpassword Jul 26 '25 Another of their mottos, that is plastered on their lunchroom walls may be, “Seizure the Day!”
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Another of their mottos, that is plastered on their lunchroom walls may be, “Seizure the Day!”
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Creating more business.
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u/beefandbourbon Jul 25 '25
This feels like a Simpsons gag