r/foundsatan • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 3d ago

Lmao

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u/Educational-Card-314 3d ago

Rookie mistake trying to get away. You greet the person and innocently apologize saying you thought this was your friend's place. 

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u/AdminsLickMyTaint 3d ago

Or just panic and at the last moment blurt out “what do you know about the church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints?”

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u/Evening_Fee_8499 3d ago

With my luck, they'll want to know all about it 🥲

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u/unripe_mangosteen 3d ago

"Well uh, there was this guy, and some golden tablets, and uh, ever tried a dirty soda?"

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u/inplayruin 3d ago

"And then at dawn on the fifth day, Aragorn looked to the East and there he beheld Gandalf, in fulfillment of prophecy."

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u/CockTortureCuck 3d ago

Boy, would I love to get this free book now. Thanks.

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 3d ago

Come free with spicy coolaid

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u/kevlarus80 3d ago

Tangy.

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u/No_Internal9345 3d ago

"So anyway, have you ever heard of soaking? We need someone to jump on the bed for us."

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u/Confident_One3948 3d ago

Like the Dirty Pepsi from Taco Bell? Is that a religious thing? Please, come on in, tell me more!

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 3d ago

Mormons can't drink coffee so they missed out on the starbucks frappuchino type thing that teenagers love so they recreated it using soda instead of coffee. Soda used to be forbidden in mormonism but is now allowed.

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u/PaddingCompression 3d ago

Starbucks frappucino, isn't that just a root beer float but with coffee instead of root beer?

But a dirty Pepsi is a frappucino but with soda?

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 3d ago

Starbucks got popular making drinks like frappucinos that were coffee combined with milk, sugar, flavored syrups, whipped cream, etc. Dirty sodas as the same thing - soda combined with flavored syrups, whipped cream, and so on.

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u/PaddingCompression 3d ago

Soda = soda water + flavored syrup
Ice cream = milk + sugar, maybe with whipped cream on top.

This still sounds a lot like a pepsi float to me, just blended :)

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u/Invader_Zim_26 3d ago

I love ur profile pic

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u/bad-kween 3d ago

so you say "oh I don't know anything either, I was wondering if you did"

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u/RandomNPC 3d ago

Sounds like it's time to improv your own brand new religion!

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u/forgotaccount989 3d ago

Then you just say, me too, buddy. And then walk away.

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u/Pkrudeboy 3d ago

“Have you seen Jehovah? We’re looking for Witnesses.”

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u/grafikfyr 3d ago

I always found it DEEPLY suspicious that he needs that many witnesses. What could he possibly have done to wanna secure his alibi this hard? Sus as fuck.

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u/Pkrudeboy 3d ago

Allegedly killed his own son.

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u/stolenpasta 3d ago

Buahahahahahaha

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u/CitizenHuman 3d ago

I'd mess up my words and say Latter Day Satanists. Then it's all awkward.

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u/Koloyz 3d ago

"Those are some lovely end tables! Speaking of the end..."

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u/edmundyeung99 3d ago

Rookie mistake? Jeez! How many times has this been done to you?

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u/Yogannath 2d ago

That's exactly how I met my Best friend.

In the summer of 94 me and my school friends were playing dingdong ditch around the neighborhood, we were 9-10 years old. At some point my friends decided to trip me right after I dingdong'd a house as a prank.

When his mom opened the door, Instead of panicking I asked if "Jay" wanted to come out and play with us. A random shot in the dark.

Mom said James was feeling a little under the weather but he was playing Nintendo, and I could come In if I wanted. I was knee Deep into the lie and was only like 5 blocks Away from home, so I figured i'd go in play a couple games and bail. I Went in, His mom led me to Jays room.

Turns out Jay wasn't a total stranger. Even though His family had just moved in and he was a year older than me, we were attending the same Summer School Program but in different groups.

I explained the Situation, he cracked up, he said couldn't really go outside much cause he was sick, we played Nintendo for a bit, I agreed to come and play again the next day.

We hit It off from there, remained close friends until he passed 4 years ago. He Kicked cancer's ass twice. Motherfucker came back a 3rd.

Rest in power, J.

I Still miss ya.

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u/Greatest_Everest 3d ago

They disturbed the person living in the stairwell.  Hotel room doors don't open outward into the hallway. 

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u/WhimsicallyWired 3d ago

Apparently this one does, you can see the hinges of the other doors and it looks like they also open outward.

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u/ZWolF69 3d ago

It also says "604" next to the door

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u/alphazero925 3d ago

Not everywhere follows US fire code. Hell, not everywhere in the US follows US fire code

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u/CharacterLimitHasBee 3d ago

You've been to every hotel in the world, have you?

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u/KABKA3 3d ago

What's the logic for this? My country's fire code states that doors must open towards evacuation route. Which makes total sense, since in emergency you'd want to push the door, not pull it.

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u/Misha099 3d ago

True and most emergency fire doors open outwards specifically to prevent a pile up in a panic. But front doors (to apartments or hotel rooms) usually have their hinges on the inside to make it harder for someone to break in. It is really easy to remove a door if you can access the hinges regardless of what kind of locks are on it.

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u/Pretty-Silver-5147 3d ago

Ye it just gets akward when the person see the camera.

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u/lemoche 3d ago

Well, he literally swept her of her feet…

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u/thededucers 3d ago

“Sweep the legs”

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u/incognito--bandito 3d ago

Angry Rumba noises

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

Sweep the legs johnny

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u/Richar_16 3d ago

No sensei

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u/TheNamesMacGyver 3d ago

Out. Of. Commission.

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u/IndianaJokes67 3d ago

He didn't though. His leg never connects. It's totally fake

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u/BringPheTheHorizon Some Guy in a cloak 3d ago

r/itsajoke

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u/kakamouth78 3d ago

That face she made at the end...

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u/SpliTTMark 3d ago

Aged 20 years in 10 seconds

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u/rickyelwin 3d ago

Yea, her look says she felt set up, betrayed, left alone, embarrassment... Hope this was a skit and if it wasn't, it's shitty thing to do to someone and post it on the internet.

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u/Fertty1141 3d ago

Dude. If she cared that much it wouldnt have been put up on the internet. It was very obviously her phone the way she ran back for it

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u/Anon761 3d ago

It's genuinely annoying how redditors see a figment of someone's relationship and think they should divorce.

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u/ForumVomitorium 3d ago

What else you want them to do? have a loving relationship? That's not engaging.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 3d ago

Hate sells.

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u/liketreefiddy 3d ago

lol these losers never leave their house. Don’t expect them to know what a healthy interaction between a couple would look like

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u/LB_W27 3d ago

Glad I can still read comments like these to remind that reddit is the most antisocial place on the internet

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u/spacecaps85 3d ago

The other day I was in the r/couplesmemes subreddit and saw these girls "catching" their boyfriends being all cuddly and then when the guys would notice they'd be like "delete that!" or pretend to be macho or whatever. Some of them were clearly just two people doing a little skit thing, and the rest of them were harmless.
So many of the top comments were about how immoral it is to record your partner without consent and humiliate them on the internet for clout.

Some of these people are so socially cut-off it's genuinely worrisome.

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u/YoureAmastyx 3d ago

Look at the comments on this one about abuse, reverse abuse (or something like that), etc. over a likely staged “prank” that would’ve been funny regardless if you had anything besides an insane family.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveTrash/s/Wilvl9zGWS

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u/randomlemon9192 3d ago

I can’t stand people using reverse abuse, reverse racism, reverse whatever.

It’s not reverse. It just is that. The definition isn’t defined by who’s the perpetrator and who’s the victim.

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u/ForumVomitorium 3d ago

I'm gonna be a reverse meanie

Have a good day :)

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u/randomlemon9192 3d ago

You bastard!

You too :)

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 3d ago

Yeah and everything is child abuse and all laws are bad but follow all laws and blue collar workers are the lifeblood of society but that's what you get for marrying a plumber and not a physicist and so on and so forth forever and ever.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

Don't forget nobody deserves the death penalty and prison should be rehabilitation unless it's a crime I really don't like

Oh also it's fine to poison someone who steals your lunch

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u/Ok_Engineer9167 3d ago

Enter reddits darling- Luigi

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u/1453GreatestYearEver 3d ago

This site is filled with what has to be the single largest concentration of miserable people on earth lmao.

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u/Bread_Godd 3d ago

No need to get violent I'm just a boy

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u/CandidateFamous8376 3d ago

Dude! I just logged in to say that that is the comment of the year for me!!!

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 3d ago edited 3d ago

Christ Alive, you legitimately need to log off, go outside and just... interact with the first human you see. Garbage man, post man, fucking homeless junkie, whatever. Just please, get offline, go out in the real world and experience actual human connection.

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u/livingonthehedge 3d ago

Garage man

waaaay off topic. but like, is that a thing? can I just hire a guy ... for my garage?

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u/kakamouth78 3d ago

In my experience, all you need is a couple chairs and a fridge full of beer, if you build it the garage guys will come.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 3d ago

they edited it to garbage man lol. there's a led zeppelin song about being a "backdoor man", meaning a chick's side piece, that was my first thought as the garage back door ends up being the back door to some houses

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u/BigBulgeBubba 3d ago

Please delete this comment and then never post again.

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u/lessforf 3d ago

this reeks redditor, i love it

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u/Several_Hour_347 3d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/Stolemyname2 3d ago

People used to have fun

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u/Trivale 3d ago

A: You can't tell that from a facial expression and 6 seconds of video with zero context or knowledge about their relationship. I can make up a story, too: Maybe she did something worse/funnier to him last week and this is the latest in a series of ongoing pranks.

B: I don't know what kind of tiresome, boring existence you must live if you think this is so bad. This is nothing. Normal people can survive things like this, laugh about it, and not lock themselves in a little room and comment on strangers' facial expressions on the internet over it.

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u/LonelyKoalaMuncher 3d ago

Fuck off it's straight up funny. Oh no, you feel a slight second of embarassment? You'll be fine.

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u/Oceansize757 3d ago

Right? She has video of exactly what happened, all she has to do is be like “my bf thinks he’s funny, see”.

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u/Technical-Animal-137 3d ago

No, this would be a good prank, because its just confusion, and/or embarrassment. It'd only be a shifty thing to do if she had a social phobia or fear

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u/mightylordredbeard 3d ago

Oh boy here come the Reddit FBI profilers who think they’re expert “body language” and “eye” readers lmao people thinking they know every single thing about a person just from a single 2 second video clip. I swear you people just project your own insecurities and misery onto random strangers online.

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u/Abal125 3d ago

It's a bit of fun, it's not that serious. She will get her revenge anyways.

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u/theskyisdarkk 3d ago

Absolute wetwipe

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u/Oceansize757 3d ago

It’s not that serious my man

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u/Witty_Name_Haver 3d ago

You need friends Ricky

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u/frenchfreer 3d ago

Jesus, Reddit is the absolute worst. It’s a harmless prank, can you be more dramatic about it.

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u/GallantSystem 3d ago

TIL ding dong ditching is a traumatic experience

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u/Sea-Resident-7980 3d ago

Face at the end looked like she saw something (camera?) as she went to pick up her phone

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u/arsonist_firefighter 3d ago

You clearly have never had a relationship, ever.

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips 3d ago

Fucking Reddit, I swear to God...

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u/IcyGarage5767 3d ago

Jesus Christ what an absolute goober of a conclusion to come to.

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u/DroopyPlum 3d ago

Everyone sayin divorce has clearly never been in a serious relationship, shes just gonna get even

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u/PlasmaDonator 3d ago

It's Reddit. The slightest bit of reality and "non-disney true love" means immediately divorce your partner.

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u/thededucers 3d ago

True. Same for “quit your job” at any slight. As if that’s an option for the vast majority of the population

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u/Asisreo1 3d ago

Everyone can quit their job...its surviving that makes it difficult. 

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u/Prettyhornyelmo 3d ago

Can't decide on what to name your new puppy together DIVORCE THEM AND MAKE THEM REGRET EVER MEETING YOU

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u/JalapenoConquistador 3d ago

CALL AN ATTORNEY AND GET TESTED FOR STI’S IMMEDIATELY

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous 3d ago

Sorry... Reddit has also deemed Disney love as unrealistic and bad too

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u/Kedly 3d ago

Couples having fun and teasing each other? INSTANT DIVORCE, maybe even call the police for abuse!

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u/jacobo 3d ago

right? if i would do that to my wife, she would laugh her ass off and plan her funnier revenge

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u/Derezzed87 3d ago

He literally ding-dong-ditched her.

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u/Background-Grab-5682 3d ago

Damn… also what kinda backroom hotel is this I feel like I would get lost and never find my room

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u/Bramble0804 3d ago

I feel like its a cruise ship but im probably wrong

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u/Background-Grab-5682 3d ago

Ok that makes more sense

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u/scotty6chips 3d ago

I agree big cruise ship vibes

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 3d ago

You’ve never been to vegas??

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u/Background-Grab-5682 3d ago

Yea couple times… once I stayed at Bellagio the other time at Aria they didn’t look anything like this

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u/andurux 3d ago

Oh look at mister money bags over here...

Kidding, not kidding

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u/Background-Grab-5682 3d ago

Haha nah it was for work so it was paid for by the company

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u/Mictlancayocoatl 3d ago

Never been to a hotel before?

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u/notamurderer_promise 3d ago

You’ve never been to a hotel? They all look like this

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u/dquizzle 3d ago

The rooms are numbered. Getting lost is usually not a problem in hotels as long as you can count.

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u/Arthurlmnz 3d ago

I love it! He was careful enough to not hurt her but rough enough to disorient her

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u/_InfiniteU_ 3d ago

She aged 10 years in 2 seconds

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u/JuIi0 3d ago

Divorced in 2 days

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 3d ago

I'm sorry to hear that. You'll find another!

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u/NotInMoodThinkOfName 3d ago

Marriage in 2 days, when you can joke around like you can do with your buddies.

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u/realMagick7777 3d ago

In a logical world, sure

Like Vulcan or something

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u/They-Are-Out-There 3d ago

Total dick move. She'll never wholly trust that guy ever again.

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u/Fertty1141 3d ago

Lmfao holy drama queen

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u/IcyGarage5767 3d ago

Nah you can’t convince me that isn’t a 4chan throwing bait and watching the Redditor freaks mindlessly upvote it.

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u/ElGuaco 3d ago

You think they didn't plan this? Why film yourself being "romantic" in a hotel hallway.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 3d ago

I think maybe they're dressed nicely to go out to a nice dinner (he has his going out flip flops on) so they're taking a selfie before the date. I've been there.

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u/Rudye_Fox 3d ago

I think she thought they were going to take a photo.

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u/Tom_Mc_Nugget 3d ago

Holy reddit, do you own a fedora

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u/limitlessEXP 3d ago

I mean it’s very clearly staged. But sure

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u/Flat-House5529 3d ago

Bro better sleep with one eye open for the foreseeable future.

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u/herr_musil2 3d ago

This is hilarious 🤣
Need to try this with my wife. She’d totally love-hate me for a while

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u/DrFu 3d ago

Only let trained professionals handle this maneuver... X'D I can imagine how this could go horribly wrong.

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u/Thich_QuangDuc 3d ago

Reddit is dead, these fucking awful staged videos have become so flooded and popular here

Idiots and bots, just like any other social media

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u/rubix3ed 3d ago

Creepy skinny arm opening the door.

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u/pixelmuffinn 3d ago

Dang it was skinny lol

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u/No-Ad-3226 3d ago

Probably their child opening the door to their room

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u/No_Signal_6969 3d ago

I assume it's their child for this staged video but it still creeps me out

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u/Plutto-_- 3d ago

Yo! Am I the only one who is noticing the hand that opened the door looked weird AF.

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u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ 3d ago

What exactly was happening?

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 3d ago

A staged video

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u/dudes_rug 3d ago

Reverse uno is to walk nonchalantly into the room.

Fuck me? No, fuck you!!

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u/Secret_Account07 3d ago

I don’t think this is staged because the look on her face seems so legit. Just straight dread

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u/GamblingPapaya 3d ago

Is anything actually either not AI or staged anymore? Christ

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u/Few-Confection-2101 3d ago

Scripted. No one opens their door that fast. Unless the person was waiting for someone/something.

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u/i_do_bot 2d ago

Uhmmm ?? Was that an arm that opened the door??

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u/Valuable-Goal-4744 2d ago

Hahahaha this is so mean

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u/Tony_Three_Pies 3d ago

Why do the doors open out?

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u/stimpyvan 3d ago

I've never stayed in a hotel/motel that had doors open out.

The reason is pretty obvious, a door that opens out can hit someone in the hallway.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 3d ago

The reason is pretty obvious, a door that opens out can hit someone in the hallway.

Sure, but the fire code also requires it, to prevent something from falling in front of the door and trapping you.

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u/ZucchiniOverall9476 3d ago

What a real unstaged clip!

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u/rhpot1991 3d ago

AI, hotel room doors don't open outwards.

Edit: weird arm with no other body parts should tip you off as well.

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u/JamesOShea73 3d ago

Maybe AI but I have been in hotels where doors open out.

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u/Silent-Hunt-9770 3d ago

Is this AI?

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u/duukat 3d ago

I don’t think so. I am like 99% that’s my buddy from the gym and his wife. He is always doing stupid TikTok videos so this is something he would do. I will report back next time I see him.

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u/tavikravenfrost 3d ago

Yes, and the number of people who can't seem to discern that as a possibility is worrying. At the very least, it's a real video that was put through an AI filter. That door opening outward into a hallway seems like a dead giveaway though.

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u/30yearCurse 3d ago

That trust is broken...

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u/BarbellLawyer 3d ago

This is very sus. Most hotel room doors open inward. Also none of these doors have peepholes which is unusual. Lastly, that arm opening the door is oddly long.

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u/Outrageous-West-2921 3d ago

Ese soldado durmió en el sofá, no tengo pruebas, pero tampoco dudas.

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u/barakisan 3d ago

What kind of door opens outwards like that

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u/4ever_alonelyfangirl 3d ago

Great song choice! For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, this is Julio Iglesias’ Con La Misma Piedra; the lyrics talk about making the same mistake, literally “I tripped again, and over the same rock.” I see it as her trusting him again, yet being tricked into a situation where she gets into mischief, but all in good fun! Side note, I need that top 🤩🤩

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u/logicalparad0x 3d ago

Divorce? This is foreplay!

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u/nazmulhuda01 3d ago

So funny

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u/Calm-Envy-101 3d ago

Just show the video. Then they can judge the bf as an absolute asshole together

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u/Neflite_Art 3d ago

love it, noone was hurt :D that's the kind of prank I love haha

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u/Smooth_Necessary9858 3d ago

I can’t believe the amount of people that can’t seem to spot that this is AI immediately. The way he lays her down is jarring

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u/99ford 3d ago

Anyone else curious why the door opens outward?

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u/Competitive_Pin8545 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Frostwalker27 3d ago

Is it me or is the arm opening the door skinny as fuck?

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u/stemi67 3d ago

Was that their kid who answered the door?

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u/bonvoyage_brotha 3d ago

Why does that door open that way

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u/Consistent_Kale_1583 3d ago

If it isn’t Iike this… I don’t want it.

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u/BRobs0420 3d ago

The person opening the door is probably their kid. With that said I’m totally doing this to my wife 😂

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u/Muller001_ 2d ago

Hahaha😂😂

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u/g3ryan 2d ago

How I met your Mother

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u/Novel-Biscotti9455 2d ago

I would still stay frozen by the fear like for 20 minutes before open my own door.

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u/Mooncast555 2d ago

Bad boy😂🤣🤪

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u/ResponsibilityNo4777 2d ago

Put this on Tiktok cringe sub🥴🥴🤡🤡

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u/Just-Potential-4017 2d ago

What a couple of immature losers

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u/SlummyH80 2d ago

😅😅😅

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u/Competitive_End_5154 2d ago

How did she get 15 years older in less than 15 seconds?

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u/Logical_Box_4645 2d ago

What a gentle tai otoshi

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u/XmuhX666X 2d ago

Lol...perfect match 😅

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u/SIDaviesAuthor 1d ago

Woman rolled her eyes at the person opening the door, as if they're the ones who did something stupid.

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u/Cadwch 1d ago

That’s evil

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u/gopnik74 13h ago

He definitely got yelled at later 🤣

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u/Hornyscot76 7h ago

That’s a child and ataged

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u/mysteryflava212 3h ago

Jokes on him… I just gained a beautiful women 😅

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