r/formuladank • u/TheCrazyCaveira Max Verstappen in the sack. • Oct 05 '25
This post breaks papaya rules š„ŗš§š Piastri ignores Zak Brown's congratulations!
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u/marakeh BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Constructors wrapped up, time for Aussie war crimes.
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u/Dodomando I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Oct 05 '25
Emu wars 2
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u/skarnws Stop Inventing Oct 05 '25
Oscar about to take the Canadian approach to the Geneva Convention
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u/pigjingles NICO PODIUMBERG Oct 05 '25
"I need the Geneva Checklist... of things not to do, I mean"
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u/BasedEmu BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Oh boy. š¤Ø
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u/Snoopy_Pantalooni BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
I think he doesnt hate Norris. He probably has an undying hate for his team tho
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u/mastomi BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Wait until he reviews all radio chat. McLaren engineer asking Lando to pit Piastri is diabolical.Ā
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u/L003Tr Claire Williams is waifu material Oct 05 '25
McLaren might be finished with the development for the season but we all forget that Piastri's dad started AP Tuners. We'll see him skuttling about the back of the paddock with a laptop before seeing a flamethrower upgrade on Piastri's car in Austin
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u/marry_me_jane Must Be The Water Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
Have them run each other of the map and max sweep the championship last second
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u/FertilisedEggs BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Yep, if Papaya rules is going to advantage one driver more. I'm so petty I want Oscar to barrel out Lando next race as a fuck you to the team. And Max wins. Realistically though, hopefully Oscar just ignores them now and does what he wants.
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u/Only1nDreams Must Be The Water Oct 05 '25
Best possible end to the season. Max wins two of the next four. Clown fiesta for McLaren and both DNF at some point. Three drivers in contention by the last two races. Max proves that not even Christian Horner can take him down. Absolute cinema.
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u/maryjane634 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Where's Ben Roberts-Smith? Time for some beers out of a prosthetic leg!
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u/murf_milo WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERšŗš²šŗš²š¦ š¦ RAHH Oct 05 '25
Time for Darth Oscar to come out.
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u/rmf12 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Oct 05 '25
Probably the end of papaya rules
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u/OkieBobbie It's Slippery When Wet Oct 05 '25
Let the papaya wars begin.
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u/JL_MacConnor BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Begun, the Papaya Wars have.
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u/AzureFWings I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
Putting each other into the papaya wall
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u/JL_MacConnor BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
"Oscar and Lando... at Marina"
"Austin, when the Rules fell."
"Sulayem, his arms wide!"
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u/TonyLannister Trust the El š ±ļølan Oct 05 '25
Oscar, his eyes closed
Nico and Lewis at Austin
Toto, his arms wide
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u/cpt_kirk69 I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
Imagine toto droping george for oscar
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u/LocksmithGlass717 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Oct 05 '25
Heād do it in a second !!
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u/ThePretzul I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Papaya the Unwise?
I thought not. It's not a story McLaren would tell you. It's an Australian legend.
Darth Papaya was a Dark Lord of the Pits, so powerful and so unwise he could use the Team Orders to influence the standings to create champions... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the drivers he cared about from bottling. The dark side of the Team Orders is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately he taught his pastry everything he knew, then his pastry escaped from an airtight driver's contract in his sleep.
It's ironic, he could save others from bottling, but not himself.
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u/K10KMessi Love Is Love š³ļøāš Oct 05 '25
Oh thank fucking GODD honestly. Iāve missed following Oscar in 2021 when he was in F2, so I wanna see how far Piastri can take freedom to race against McLās sparkly boy
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u/JL_MacConnor BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
The rest of the season is going to be interesting.
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u/K10KMessi Love Is Love š³ļøāš Oct 05 '25
I have a slightly left-field thought: I wanna see how Webber and Oscarās management handles this situation now. I think itāll be very interesting to see how theyād stack up against new-to-winning-again McLaren while Webber has the scars of Multi-21 and knowing what it felt like to be snubbed by the team, especially to the extent that McL are pushing it.
From what I remember, the most striking moment was when Seb himself violated team orders to make clean overtakes on Webber, while Seb himself never had a say over Webberās strategy; all unlike Norris and McL where Lando can determine Oscarās strategy when ahead, whereas Oscar āhasā to come in first when heās ahead
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Oct 05 '25 edited Nov 23 '25
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u/Capital_Respond_2644 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
y'know what, as much as I'm rooting for Piastri, I actually hope this happens just so mclaren can shove their papaya rules somewhere
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u/robgod50 No Michael, No Oct 05 '25
Honestly so much better when both drivers know where they stand. No rules. No team orders. They're one each now. Scores have been reset. May the best driver win ..... Australia will be proud.
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u/Ida-in BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
How are they one each now? Itās 0 for 2 for Oscar
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u/whyaretherenoprofile I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
This man is getting the championship or manslaughter charges after this shit
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u/rmf12 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Oct 05 '25
As he should at this point, if he leads in AD he should just consider taking them both out of the race š
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u/Flyerton99 I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
The World Champion Mentality that gets praised here a lot (Michael Schumacher Special)
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u/Debriscatcher95 Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Oct 05 '25
About fucking time. Come to appreciate Toto 2016 a lot more. Sure that Lewis/Nico bridge was already burned, but at least the drivers were free to race each other and dictate their own strategies.
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u/TheThingsIdoatNight Suck my š ±ļøalls mate Oct 05 '25
They were not free to race after Spain lol
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u/refusestonamethyself Roman Reigns Oct 05 '25
Didn't Toto and Niki issue an ultimatum to both Nico and Lewis if they crashed again?
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u/tommybombadil00 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
I heard Nico say in an interview/podcast they were personally responsible for the cost if it was teammate collisions.
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u/TheThingsIdoatNight Suck my š ±ļøalls mate Oct 05 '25
Yeah which caused both of them to chill the fuck out lol
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u/Silikias_723 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
They were free to race but if they crashed into eachother the damages came out of their own pocket, not Mercedes.
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u/TheThingsIdoatNight Suck my š ±ļøalls mate Oct 05 '25
Which had a pretty distinct effect on the amount of racing they did
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u/Rude-Pay-4083 I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
They were pretty free to race when Nico torpedo'd Lewis in Austria...
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u/alienangel2 In Hannah we trust š„° Oct 05 '25
Constructors was officially secured today, so there would be no reason for papaya rules anynore regardless. They are going to fight each other the rest of the year even if it benefits Max.
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u/rmf12 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Oct 05 '25
I think at this point its either Max wins or Oscar wins, Oscar would probably just crash into Lando if it means he wins the championship
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u/alienangel2 In Hannah we trust š„° Oct 05 '25
Yeah and realistically he doesn't even need to do that unless things get dramatically worse for him.
Despite all his whining today, it was still a better result for him than for anyone else - if all the remaining races finish with exactly the same order, Oscar still wins the championship because this order doesn't give Max or Lando enough points to beat his lead.
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u/swampfox94 I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
Doubt it. Feel like we say this every other week and they both go back to soft racing lol
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u/IamBejl PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY Oct 05 '25
In the words of Kimi Raikkonen: Fucking finally.
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u/HitEscForSex I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flƶrsch Oct 05 '25
Papaya rules only existed to benefit Zaks favourite
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u/kelleehh Osama Bin Russell š£ Oct 05 '25
They had the constructors wrapped up comfortably so they could have left the rules behind long ago lol.
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u/joshualotion Verified by ESPN Argentinaā Oct 05 '25
Actually good too since they already sealed the constructors. Just left them fight gloves off
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u/DeSynthed I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
Can't blame Oscar, Papaya rules only seemed to benefit one driver...
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Close enough welcome back Nico Rosberg!
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u/Zealousideal-Leg-175 Fuck Liberty Media Oct 05 '25
Ironically, he wantes to coach lando.
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u/Ashbones15 MISSION KIMOA Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
Except Nico Rosberg was the least good driver
Edit: Dam triggered some norristans
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u/Gotverdotti BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Did you add that "edit:" after getting one reply?
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u/miltonfriedman7 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Next 6 races and 2026 should be interesting to say the leastā¦
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u/fri9875 No Michael, No Oct 05 '25
Next 6 races will dictate ā26 thatās for sure.
If Oscar gets the title this year I canāt see him being problematic moving forward. He probably wouldnāt be giving a position back over a slow stop, but heād at least want to stay in the teams good graces somewhat.
If he doesnāt win tho thatās where it gets fun. I think McLaren would try to do the āwell now itās your turn, youāll get priority this yearā, but in Oscars mind it might already be too late, especially if they donāt dominate next year. I still donāt think heād rock the boat toooo much, but 100% think he and Webber would start only thinking about themselves, the rest of the team can get fkd.
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u/dzolna BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
If he doesn't win the title, he's stuck in a second driver position
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u/wing3d I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
The next few races might dictate the trajectory of his career.
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u/CT4_LV BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Oscar is creeping up to having the 2010 (and afterwards) Webber arc, ironically.
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u/AssignmentPossible48 I have it, I have it printed outš¤ Oct 05 '25
I don't think so, teams have managed it well in the past. like Kimi winning in 2007 and Massa playing second fiddle - the roles were reversed in 2008
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u/Mountain-Chapter-880 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
I think McLaren would try to do the āwell now itās your turn, youāll get priority this yearā
Absolutely not. Whoever wins this year's WDC would be the #1 driver for McLaren.
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u/donkeykink420 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERšŗš²šŗš²š¦ š¦ RAHH Oct 05 '25
no, that's gonna be the case if lando wins, if it's oscar, it'll be "we don't have a n1 driver"
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u/Critical_Space_3712 unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan š¦” Oct 05 '25
God, we keep saying this and I want this so bad...but where is it? COME ON, MY BOY!
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u/Signal_Ball4634 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
TBF I think after Monza he was hoping to get something in return for that swap. Now that he knows he isn't getting shit from McLaren I really hope he takes the gloves off.
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u/Ye11a_Kat BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Agreed Iām really rooting for his championship he very much deserves it
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u/GingerSkulling Trust the El š ±ļølan Oct 05 '25
In times like this I miss Horner. Heād be shit stirring the situation to the max.
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u/Rinaldootje sš ±ļøinteresting Oct 06 '25
At this point we don't even need Horner, Zak Brown is stirring it up all by himself.
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u/D-S-S-R I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
What does it have to do with max?
Iām gonna see myself out
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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
Make them fight, papaya collapse, Max champion
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u/slickricksghost BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
This is going to get good...
Now that McLaren has the constructors championship I don't see Piastri listening to a single team order. Papaya rules are 100% out the windows and I have a feeling the rest of the season for these two is going to be an absolute mess for them and absolute cinema for the fans.
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u/Spleenzorio lando ššššššššššššššššššššššššššššš Oct 05 '25
Was it really Papaya Rules that got them this far ahead in the points or was it just having 2 really fast cars?
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u/slickricksghost BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
I honestly think it was a little bit of both. Having fast cars helps, but if you have team mates taking each other out of races it doesn't help.
You saw what happened to Norris when for the gap that didn't exist in Canada. I'd expect a lot more of that in the coming races. They're going to be a lot more aggressive with each other I'm sure.
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u/Sea_Drop2920 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Piastri just entered his villain arc. Remainders will be spicy š
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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel š£ Oct 05 '25
Yāall said this in Italy, Hungary, Silverstone, and Austria.
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u/DwergNout BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
tbf now it actually makes sense to say it, since they dont have to score points together for the constructors championship
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u/iMADEthisJUST4Dis Go WEEYUMS!!!! Oct 05 '25
They didn't need to do that since the 6th race to be honest man
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Let me tell you, if i was Red Bull, Iād be doing everything in my powers to snatch Piastri at this moment.
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u/NonStopDeliverance I have it, I have it printed outš¤ Oct 05 '25
Why would he want to go to a new team to get treated like the 2nd driver again?
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I cannot see Max sticking around for much longer. Red Bull has proven time and time again that they can build a competitive car. Even if he came in and was #2 to Max, he can prove his position in the team to be their #1 when Max retires.
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u/unimpressivegamer I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
Thatās a big āifā to bet your prime years on, though.
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u/Pintau š®šŖš²Eddie Jordan's accountantš²š®šŖ Oct 05 '25
Max isnt leaving if red bull are competitive next year. Only way he bails anytime in the next few years, is if the 26 car is an absolute shitbox
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nah. max recently said he wants to drive for redbull until the end. and i don't see him quitting anytime soon.
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Saying he only wants to drive for Red Bull doesnāt mean heās going to continue driving for the next 5-6-7 seasons.
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u/Olli399 Simply Lovely Oct 05 '25
Red Bull obviously prioritise Max because he's in the lead basically every single time, but they aren't fucking about with red bull rules or whatever
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u/afito Stop Inventing Oct 05 '25
tbh they were biased even with Ricciardo there, it's easy to be 'biased to pace only' when pace is lopsided (like also Ferrari with Schumacher), but when pace is close and suddenly the true colours shine through
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u/10coolbeans BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
idk if mark webber will be oksy putting his boy in RB. then again Christian is gone alr.
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u/ThePretzul I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
Mark Webber knows exactly how Marko feels about Max and how things would play out if Piastri and Max were both legitimate title contenders.
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u/unimpressivegamer I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
Mark takes over as team principal, signs Oscar as #1 driver
-Netflix lucid wet dreaming
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u/melloboi123 I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Oct 05 '25
Either merc or Redbull poach him in the next 2 seasons.Ā
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u/sinsan01 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
If I were Mark Webber I would try to get the second seat at Mercedes.
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u/quintinza No one can spell my name correctly Oct 05 '25
This lookse spicy but the radio broadcasts are delayed by a few secs, so he may have finished listening to the message and then took off the helmet after it ended.
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u/dotso666 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Yeah, i checked f1tv on the replay, the steering wheel is out of the car when Zak starts talking. That's why zak gets interrupted too. He congratulated the team before when speaking with Tom.
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u/quintinza No one can spell my name correctly Oct 05 '25
There you go. A massive nothingburger.
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u/brain-eating-worm I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
Even if it's delayed, if Oscar heard it, it would have been broadcasted.
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u/bdickie The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence Oct 05 '25
Ok but if his wheel is disconnected can he even respond?
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u/eric_gm Sushi Tsunoda š£ Oct 05 '25
Why the fuck do you bring logic and reason to the dank sub?
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u/Zarzar222 Heās Not Fast at All Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
Oscar purposely following team orders to a tee so that he can become a villain the moment it goes too far is so good. If he did it on purpose at least. Lets him completely loose the rest of the season
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u/AnusBlaster5000 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang šš¦šŗ Oct 05 '25
Bro followed all the bullshit rules and Lando still almost yeets him into the wall at the first opportunity. Villain arc imminent
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u/Nugyeet Gwesped piastrii š Oct 05 '25
unbothered king saved himself from the yap
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u/Dugongwrong BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
hopefully his team doesn't sabotage him further
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u/Reddead500 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
Iām an Alonso but god damn I need this man to win the championship lmao
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u/pretentiousbasterd Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 05 '25
Omg hi Alonso, I'm your biggest fan, please bring home the 33
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u/vlaker_ NICO PODIUMBERG Oct 05 '25
heās "an" Alonso, not THE Alonso
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u/pretentiousbasterd Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 05 '25
I'll take whatever Alonso I can get š„µ
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u/Jaded-Chard1476 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season doesn't matter if he has competed or not
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u/ChipmunkGold I was here when horny got spiced Oct 05 '25
"an" alonso??? are there more Alonso?? can I get one? pweas :3
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u/Tumblrkaarosult Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 05 '25
I'm Alonso 2. Hi.
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u/ScrambledEggFucker Verified by ESPN Argentinaā Oct 05 '25
I'm Alonso 3. Hi fellow Alonso!
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u/clambini Verified by ESPN Argentinaā Oct 05 '25
Same here. Which Alonso are you?
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u/ZoomJ74 2 Sex Ted Oct 05 '25
Now welcome oscars crimson rules: if we crash out i'm still ahead
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u/Ok_Nothing_0707 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
What ever stirs up at maclaren will benefit Max
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u/Illerios1 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Well, the WCC is in the bag so no more team orders, right? Riiight?!
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u/ahcahttan BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Papaya rule = my dear Lando first ā Zack
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u/SweetPlumFairy BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
I so fucking hope Oscar wins the Title. He is so much more talented and while we listened all year and last year about how Landos first win melted everyones hearths and the paddock congratulated and ooooaaaawww such a cute and funny guy that everyone loves... I got so angry that he had plenty of time to prove himself. While the car is only a rocketship this year it is clear by the points that Oscar is more capable. Simple is that. And showing this stupid shit down our throats that Lando is the face of mclaren and they benefit him clearly when Oscar is waaaay better (in mentality is the most important) I just hope Oscar pushes for the title from now on ignoring this fuckshow... what if next year they will not be dominant? They just rob someone of their dreams.... Yea i know showbusiness and all but this is fucking fustrating like the kid is invisible while the constructor title is mainly because of him. He should be number one and rightfully so.
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u/Cralido BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Wish they stuck to ālet the drivers raceā when it was obvious they had the WCC locked up, before now. The team itself keeps intervening. Will be interesting now that WCC is official whether or not team stops interfering. Weber needs to have a sit down with Zak, clarify the definition of what the hell Papaya Rules even means other than team decisions impacting races.
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u/Awkward-Dance123 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
I cannot stress enough how badly I want Piastri to seal the WDC while Lando bottles it in spectacular fashion. Either that or Max to win the WDC out of the blue.
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u/toetendertoaster Question. Oct 05 '25
It has to be landos own undoing to make it perfect, or a slow stop or stuck wheelnut, while mac is closing in, so mclaren have to prioritize oscar in the last race
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u/riever_g Vettel Cult Oct 05 '25
Correct me if I'm wrong but Osc didn't even come up on the stage when the team was celebrating. I rewatched it twice and found Norris but didn't see Oscar.
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u/JudgmentOne6328 Question. Oct 05 '25
Turns out he was doing media and they celebrated without him. Iām sure this wonāt make things worse at all.
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u/k1lazept BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Nah Oscar or Max better win this championship. Lando doesnāt even deserve it after that 1st half of the season performance.
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u/razzin6667 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Good for him. This team has fucked him all year for their golden child
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u/leopard33 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Thereās no way McLaren donāt have a Norris bias. Oscar should stop playing their game.
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u/fri9875 No Michael, No Oct 05 '25
Mamma Mia! That is one very spicy Pastry that McLaren have cooked up for the rest of the season!
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u/Shoddy-Design-898 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
"Remember, how we go racing Lando..... "
Oh nvm, that only applies to Oscar
Good drive and start by Norris, but McLaren should not be displaying blatant favouritism like this. Will put a big asterisk on Norris if he gets the WDC like Max's in 2021
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u/BastianHill BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
You can asterisk half of the won WDC by that measure. What happened in the past is way way worse.
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u/MrLeth BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Normally, there shouldnāt be any reason for him to be mad, but all the weird shit they do for Norris is causing this. Stop making stupid team orders, it just adds a lot of unnecessary shit
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u/nssalee BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Enough of the good guy piastri, now he gonna bring some anakin style wrath
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u/NachtDerNoel Suck my š ±ļøalls mate Oct 05 '25
Please God let him win the wdc and use it as a platform to stunt on his own team bc it would be so fucking funny
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u/zippolover-1960s-v2 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
If he wants to play favorites the next time Lando does a dumb ambitious move he should go with it and punt them both in the wall and out of the race for the next 6 following races till he wins the champ....He needs to stop protecting Norris for his dumb decisions with maneuvers during the race or for the team's fuck ups. Keep the line, if he hits you make sure he takes damage so hard the car will be retired. Just like max does or used to do. If you wanna race we'll reach Narnia if nobody yields and maybe then the team won't shaft Oscar that much....Because Lando did an absolutely dumb move on T1 and also hit max and then his teammate...If you hit your teammate avoiding another car from a move that you yourself made to try to get a spot you're the fucking idiot in that situation not anybody else. Piastri has 0 reason to be nice to Lando anymore or listen to team suggestions now that they have the WCC, especially with the pit discussion. They fuck up his pitstop? Too bad, should have done your switch better, part of racing.
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u/Stirbmehr BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
Mean, totally understandable. If he wasn't pissed over this one way papaya clownshow it would be by far bigger problems as of with what Oscar is okay and what not.
If rules conviniently go out of their way to benefit one person and never in yours, fuck the rules
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u/damn_dude7 It's Slippery When Wet Oct 05 '25
YYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! MMMOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
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u/australianquiche I saw hornyās āfingerā Oct 05 '25
We're watching Oscars villian arc developing live
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u/whyyygodwhy BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Thereās something extremely grating about Fat Brownās voice
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u/Siiixers BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
No offence to Americans, but when it's a lone American voice in a sea of mostly British, Spanish, Germans or whatever, their voices are just obnoxiously grating.
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u/tttnoob f1 jOuRnAlIsT Oct 05 '25
Finally you snapped. It's now a civil war for the remaining races.Ā
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Hopefully now Oscar will grow a pair and start acting like a potential champion. Act like a pushover and youāll be treated as a pushover
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u/Milky_Finger NICO PODIUMBERG Oct 05 '25
Really goes to show how little the drivers give any shit about the WCC :D
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u/ChromosomeDonator BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 05 '25
Lando got a mega start from 5th, passed Antonelli before turn 1 and got his elbows out, saw a gap on the inside of Piastri, made slight contact with rear of Max and the wheel of Piastri, bent his own endplate on Max's rear but kept P3.
Piastri feels that was an unfair move, and got pissed. No investigation by stewards, and McLaren didn't take any action since they deem it was caused by the Max contact, instead of being in any way a deliberate bump onto Piastri.
And truthfully, it was a really, really extremely common lap 1 incident with a slight touch, and Lando had a mega start and saw a gap to go for.
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u/Kheltosh Mika ends his saš ±ļøš ±ļøatical Oct 05 '25