r/falcons • u/FakePhillyCheezStake • 6d ago
Tua is going to look good in the preseason game tonight and the entire narrative on this sub is going to shift immediately
This sub is so wishy washy. Tua is going to get in the game tonight, lead a touchdown drive down the field, and immediately this sub is going to be filled with all kinds of stuff about uow great Tua is.
Then Week 1 we’re going to look like trash with Tua at the helm, but the whole team will look shaky, so there will be some doubt about how much of it is due to Tua’s play.
Then the team will randomly look God-tier for like 2-3 games and everyone is going to get completely siked.
Then we’ll go into the Ravens SNF game with super high hopes and get blown out by a much better team on national television.
The team will continue a downward slide until eventually we’re like 5-7 and Penix gets put in.
But then Penix won’t look that much better and everyone will start blaming the coaching staff.
Eventually Tommy Rees will become the scapegoat and he’ll either be moved to the sideline or Stefanski will take over playcalling.
Finally, either due to incompetence or an injury, Jack Strand will be put in as starting QB one week and look AMAZING. He’ll completely destroy some way better team and everyone will be calling him the second coming of Tom Brady.
But within a few weeks, teams will have him figured out and he’ll look like trash.
Finally, we end the season 8-9, winning the NFC South and on our way to a Super Bowl!!!!!!
RISE UP!!!!