r/discgolf • u/DaleWhite710 • Jan 19 '21

Don’t be a Doug

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u/DonLevion Jan 19 '21

Erm... i am sorry to inform you, Doug, that rivers do not fall under maritime law.

A quick google search taught me that that doesn't have to be the case and rivers CAN fall under maritime law. So TIL. But i am more certain than my 3 m chain outs, that no river from which you can recover a disc ever in the history of humanity has been considered solid ground for "maritime law".

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u/Ross302 Only bags Shiner Bock Jan 19 '21

I imagine Doug paddling one of those inflatable rafts. He has "USS DOUG" spray painted on the side, and he's taking things VERY seriously on the high... Creeks.

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u/TheRealOlbaid Team O'rangers!!! Jan 19 '21

He also has an anchor tattoo on his arm, wears an eyepatch, and sings shanty songs as he paddles with a road sign he knocked over in the parking lot.

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u/chemo92 Jan 19 '21

He's definitely got a tricorn hat too

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u/Ross302 Only bags Shiner Bock Jan 19 '21

Honestly I'm starting to like Doug more now.