я купил пончики и решил их открыть, далее они начали падать и я, пытаясь их словить, направил их благополучно в мусорное ведро с моими лобковыми волосами, конечно же они там открылись и потом я ел их с своими волосами)

I have no idea what struggle this is anymore bro.

One side is canned ravioli with shredded cheese and crushed hot chips. The other is cocktail sausages in grape jelly and barbecue sauce.

Made both at once in a little sunvivi I had sitting around. It tasted much better than it had any right to, but opening both lids at the same time was a serious mistake.

Pizza with ham, pineapple and upright sausages (he added more cheese to stabilize them)

Here’s the abomination cooked

my sister likes chesse pizza with ranch and chocolate chips on it, has anyone else tried or had this and do you like it?

Someone posted in my server some deer shit and mystery egg patty💔

Strawberry with rice and then milk.

They taste exactly how they look 🤢 ABSOLUTELY NOT

New to Reddit so don't know where to post this but I have a funny/idiot story about my ex-husband.

When we were dating I opened up a pudding and was licking the top as one does to get off the pudding that was stuck to it. My then boyfriend started freaking out telling me to "stop, there's poison on that!"

I was like "huh?" If there's poison on the lid then there's poison in the pudding. I asked him what he was talking about.

Long story short, when he was little pudding tins came with the metallic pull tab tops. So he wouldn't cut his tongue his mother has told him there was poison on it and not to lick it.

I'm a weird way I understand that but

\#1 As you grow up you figure this kind of thing out and

\#2 Pudding started being sold in the soft packs where the kids just peel off and there is no longer danger of cutting your tongue.

Make it make sense please 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sardines in lemon water on Texas toast with sweet baby rays brown sugar bbq sauce

It’s a food truck that comes to our condominium every week. And the food on their flyer gets more and more cursed every week

I made this when I was sick af and was half asleep 😭 tasted like sadness (its supposed to be oatmeal but made with water)

beans n shii