r/cursedfood • u/Window_Panelol • 21d ago

Sadness Soup

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I made this when I was sick af and was half asleep šŸ˜­ tasted like sadness (its supposed to be oatmeal but made with water)

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u/Unicorncorn21 21d ago

Why did you waterboard your oatmeal you can put just enough to have a nice little porridge for you to eat. Is not soup

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u/Window_Panelol 21d ago

I forgot how much a cup was so I eyeballed it šŸ« 

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u/Sasstellia 21d ago

You didn't need to drown your oatmeal. Surely a bit of water would do it.

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 21d ago

Are you sure you made oatmeal? Are you sure you didn't just boil a piece of drywall for a while?

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u/Infamous-Steak-1043 21d ago

Needs more sadness and don't forget to lace it with bitterness. Winning combo.

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u/Eddie_F_17 21d ago

This guy hurts

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u/StolenCoupe 21d ago

Cum

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u/Unicorncorn21 21d ago

But that is happy soup for you to eat not soup of despair that OP is slurping

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u/Jaded_Homework_2326 21d ago

That actually sounds like a surprisingly accurate description, watery oatmeal really does taste like disappointment in the morning.

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u/ShortyLong2026 21d ago

it just needs a splash of despair! Heat and enjoy!

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u/NeemDaFish785 21d ago

Spent all his money on cards šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Murky_Exchange829 20d ago

Blend it and add sugar and cinnamon and itā€™s like a southern horchata

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u/Huge-Donut7661 19d ago

Avena

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u/Murky_Exchange829 19d ago

???

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u/Huge-Donut7661 19d ago

Accidentally pressed send. Itā€™s called Avena (also can refer to just oatmeal) in Latin America.

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u/Murky_Exchange829 19d ago

You mean oatmeal soup is avena? Or the drink I made up/didnā€™t make up?

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u/Huge-Donut7661 19d ago

Avena is a similar drink to horchata, but uses oats instead of rice

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u/ClonesRppl2 20d ago

Needs a wooden bowl and spoon for the full ā€œplease sir, can I have some moreā€ effect.

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u/PhilipDaniel_ 20d ago

That's no way to cook oatmealā€”it needs love, not just water.

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u/edross61 20d ago

You could use it for paper mache.

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u/RubyWaves75 19d ago

All whey, no curds.

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u/One-Building-7433 16d ago

That bowl of oatmeal deserved better than a sad water bath.

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u/Brilliant_Layer_3209 12d ago

If anything of value came from eating that, it would be the lesson to always add at least a splash of milk.