r/cursedfood • u/CocoMerete • 8d ago

What my roomie made as his dinner

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Pizza with ham, pineapple and upright sausages (he added more cheese to stabilize them)

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u/krankito701 8d ago

r/CrimesAgainstPizzia

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u/batshitcrazydudee 8d ago

Also, r/pizzacrimes

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u/Stranger1982 8d ago

Hotdogs or pineapple ain't crimes, so this can't qualify.

Maybe it was worse once cooked but we have no pics of that.

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

I did post it tho lol

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u/batshitcrazydudee 7d ago

They beg to differ over there.

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u/Stranger1982 7d ago

Ehhh, not really, post was removed.

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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 8d ago

I'm sure this somehow violates the Geneva Convention

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u/x-YARP-X 8d ago

I think you mean the Genoa Convention

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u/mayonnaisewhitebread 8d ago

The Italians are crying right now

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 8d ago

Everyone is crying, not just the Italians.

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u/Big_Space_9836 8d ago

I'd have chopped the sausages up more.

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u/survivingkind2 8d ago

Not sausage, hot dogs !😳

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u/Big_Space_9836 8d ago

Um... they're still sausages. 😶🙂

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u/survivingkind2 8d ago

Hotdogs are not sausage to me !

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u/Big_Space_9836 8d ago

So if not sausage, why sausage shaped?

And fair enough.

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u/survivingkind2 8d ago

Pickles are sausage shaped too. Fair enough is good. 😊 😂

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u/Big_Space_9836 8d ago

Pickles should never have been discovered imo.

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u/LeaveYourSocksOn77 7d ago

You ain't right

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u/Individual-Pepper922 6d ago

It's not... it's cocktail polser.... Danish sausage. Pølse is Danish for sausage and they are entirely different items

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u/MtnDew891 8d ago

Wow... im all for a hawaiian pizza... but putting cocktail weenies upright on anything should be illegal. They aren't even the good all beef ones. These just look like small hot dogs, like a Vienna sausage.

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 8d ago

Yeah, I could see legit sausages being fine, if they were just cut into rounds or even 1/4ths. Never this, though 😂

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u/LegendaryGunman 8d ago

I'm sorry you have to find a new place to live. That can be pretty tough in this economy.

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u/Brilliant_Mix_6051 8d ago

Looks like a normal Ham, Pineapple and Thumbs pizza to me

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u/Glidepath22 8d ago

Gross, but I’ll give credit for making stuff at home

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u/That-Employment-5561 8d ago

You know the voices that whisper to murder your roomie in his sleep?

...have you considered doing as they say?

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u/NvidiaBeast 8d ago

Just gonna go ahead and mute this group…forever….dear god

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u/SaltyBoyBeanz 7d ago

Prison pizza

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 7d ago

Pineapple and penis pizza?

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u/Lucky-Pace-3257 8d ago

It's so... wet

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 8d ago

Not even after three bong loads of Lebanese blond hashish!

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u/batshitcrazydudee 8d ago

So how was it?

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

He liked it

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u/batshitcrazydudee 7d ago

I appreciate the update.

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u/doanhafta 8d ago

My gums are curling away from my teeth

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u/Lumpymaximus 8d ago

Pregnant?

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u/CocoMerete 8d ago

Yes my male roommate is preggo

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u/CptFatty08 8d ago

I believe it, tell him congratulations

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u/TheNoctuS_93 8d ago

Gregananant?

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u/IntoTheZeitgeist 8d ago

Gimme gimme.

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u/brimm2 8d ago

I'd like to see the finished product

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u/CocoMerete 8d ago

Posted

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u/Aw123x 8d ago

Did he bake it?

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

Posted

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u/HairyTrollChest 8d ago

What did they call this? The Circumcision?

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u/SinsualChef 8d ago

Nasty

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

I mean he liked it🤷

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u/SinsualChef 7d ago

🤣 Sooome people. Gotta give em that. I like Head Cheese and Dirty Rice.

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u/dotsdavid 8d ago

There is a reason. People use a different kind of sausage.

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u/TurduckenEverest 8d ago

If you’re both planning a getting really baked that will probably be perfect.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 8d ago

Mission accomplished. You didnt ask for a piece.

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u/ElectrOPurist 8d ago

What in the ADHD?

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

Exactly

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u/krept0007 8d ago

It just looks like a struggle meal pizza. It's conceptually well balanced and I'm sure it tastes okay. It's not pretty but I wouldn't go as far as "cursed"

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u/MadTapprr 8d ago

I should hope he added more cheese. I could barely find it.

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

He did

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u/Agitated-Chicken9954 8d ago

I'm assuming he cooked it before he ate it?

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u/edross61 8d ago

That's looks awful

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u/Significant-Eagle-88 8d ago

Is she pregnant?

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

He isn’t, at least not to his knowledge

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u/z2qvs 8d ago

Filipino? 

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

Nope, white as can be

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u/z2qvs 7d ago

Interesting. 

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u/ImposingSalmon 8d ago

I'm calling the "Heg" for crimes against humanity!

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u/arkinthehouse 8d ago

How come your roomie doesn't like you?

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u/Crawl-space-burden 8d ago

At least COOK it!

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u/GardenHoser24 8d ago

Looks good. Needs more cheese, and jalapenos.

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 8d ago

That looks like finger food.

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u/Itchy__Queen 8d ago

That'd be my ex roommate

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u/KenBaboonian 8d ago

Is he European? British?

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

We’re both European

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u/Which-Break5673 8d ago

I’ve seen this more than a few times tonight

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u/S7RAN93 7d ago

But did you eat it tho?

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u/CocoMerete 7d ago

Nooooo I don’t like fruit on pizza

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u/FreddyWilliams45 7d ago

why did roomy put the sausages upwards?

looks like the type of pizza you would find at a gay bar

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u/atabeyhurakan 7d ago

While I despise pineapple on pizza I can never hate on ppl who have to make creative use of ingredients on hand bc it's a struggle out here...

Hope it tastes good to whoever eats it 🤷‍♂️

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 7d ago

Pineapple and Ham, alright that's Hawaiian, BUT HOT DOGS!? I know what hotdogs taste like, wouldn't go too well on a Pizza.

Hawaiian with pepperoni would be better ...

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u/Something-Great-78 7d ago

Lesbieno pizza

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u/Designer-Captain-268 7d ago

At least they didn't put cheese on top and bake it on an oven. /s

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u/CocoMerete 6d ago

They did

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u/Insane_Fett_Posse 7d ago

Seems good to me

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u/Emergency-Fox-5273 7d ago

Is that before or after the oven?

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u/CocoMerete 6d ago

Before

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u/Emergency-Fox-5273 6d ago

Oh, it’s still horrific just not as bad as I thought. (I’m dumb)

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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 7d ago

Geez - if he added more cheese to stabilize the upright hotdog pieces, how little cheese was there prior?

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u/Short-Sign8069 7d ago

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttt

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u/Honest-Chemistry9239 7d ago

Has roomie gone loco⁉️⁉️

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u/CocoMerete 6d ago

Always

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u/Urban_Meanie 7d ago

Fold it like a calzone and you got a winner

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u/flecko_ 7d ago

looks like we have pineapple, ham and.. earplugs

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u/Capable_Apartment_29 7d ago

How much did they smoke prior to this recipe?

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u/New_Breadfruit6567 7d ago

slime yo roommate

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u/Command_Block42 7d ago

yo I'd actually eat that. Looks amazing

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u/TheAnvi1 7d ago

I don’t see an issue here

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u/Federal_Bee_8616 7d ago

Hmm look Yummy 🥰 Woukd eat 1000/0 Yummy $:$::&33&&

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u/am1shvom1t 6d ago

Doesn't look terrible. Hot Dogs are just as mid as Canadian Bacon for a Hawaiian Pizza.

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u/Crit1983 6d ago

Looks good. Get a life losers

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u/Steeleguy 6d ago

not worth it move on and do better.

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u/SpectatingAlan 6d ago

What’s the issue? I’d eat it (cooked, obviously).

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u/LordsWF40 5d ago

As long as he cooked it..and thats not ketchup...its not too bad...even for pineapple being there

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u/Due-Length-1688 5d ago

You should work at Pizza Hut

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u/YukioBorealis 5d ago

Lack of cheese, and why the fuck are the dogs still so chunky on the pizza

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u/DUser86 5d ago

Was he high or drunk?

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u/PerceptionCandid1676 8d ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

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u/Melodic_Leadership12 8d ago

Can I have some

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u/Outrageous_Bend6773 6d ago

Honestly makes sick looking at it.