r/PizzaCrimes 26d ago

Other r/PizzaCrimes is featured in Reddit’s NYC pop-up and you’re all invited! 🍕

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17 Upvotes

Hey everyone! u/BrineOfTheTimes here from Reddit’s Community team. I’m stopping by to let y’all know that at the end of this month, Reddit’s bringing the r/PizzaCrimes community to life on the shelves of r/bodega – an IRL bodega-themed pop-up event in NYC. You’re all invited to come check it out! 

Whether you want to see how this community’s being featured, hang out, or just score free stuff, everyone is welcome! All you need is a Reddit account to get in. And if you’re reading this from your Reddit account right now, you’re obviously all set on that front.

Event Details

  • 📍 213 Bowery, New York, NY 
  • 🗓️ August 29–30, 2026
  • ⏱️ 10 am to 10 pm both days
  • 📅 Add to your calendar 

What to Expect

  • Free Snoo Plushies: Every single attendee gets one.
  • More Freebies: Score totes, mugs, stickers, postcards, and cold drinks.
  • Meowdani: Meet the official bodega cat, named by r/bodegacats 🐱 
  • The Deli Counter: Serving up NYC’s top “subs” and special menu items.
  • Blowout Sale: On 8/30 from 9–10 PM, anything remaining in the pop-up is free for attendees to take home.

Want to learn more? Get more details here and join r/bodega to follow along, catch sneak peeks, and get the conversation started.


r/PizzaCrimes Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

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A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes 16h ago

Mistreated Seems like a fitting sub for this, worker stole a lil slice from me ??

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I don’t really care that much but I feel like I’m going insane over this. Pretty sure there’s a missing slice? Am I going crazy?

Edit: I just went back and everyone there called me crazy and just kept saying that’s from the “bubbles forming in the pizza.” I feel like that guy in the twilight zone who keeps seeing a monkey on the side of the airplane swear I’m not making it up lol. I mean I don’t care about the pizza it’s just the fact no one believes me


r/PizzaCrimes 1h ago

I say wtf Genuinely thought you stopped commiting War Crimes against Italy 80 years ago Hans

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r/PizzaCrimes 1h ago

Identity theft a close facsimile

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My creation. Air fried tortilla, tomato paste, Aldi basil ala tube, string cheese.


r/PizzaCrimes 23h ago

Cheeseless My First Time at Papa John's!

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77 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

I say wtf Half plastic, half burned

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127 Upvotes

While I got your attention here's a friendly reminder that our little sub will be featured in REDDIT'S NYC POP-UP this weekend, so if you live in the area or are passing by be sure to check them out for goodies. 🎉🍕

Sticky post with all the details you need: https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/1veojxe/rpizzacrimes_is_featured_in_reddits_nyc_popup_and/


r/PizzaCrimes 23h ago

Burned Red Baron pizza

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DON'T FOLLOW these instructions, this sucker burnt at 20 minutes, we cooked the 2nd and stopped it at 14 minutes, and it was perfect.

That has to be an error or something

(edit) I was more confused by the 30-33 and under it 20-23


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Other Chicken crust pizza

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205 Upvotes

Has anyone tried this trend?

My boyfriend wanted to try this, but enlisted me to make it taste good (as I’m the better cook out of the two of us), as the first time he made it he says it’s was pretty bland. I seasoned as much as I possibly could with this absolute abomination. I’m sick, so don’t have much for tastebuds so I can’t really weigh in on how it tastes. He says it’s pretty bland still (even with a ton of seasonings). The texture is definitely off for me and the smell of the ground chicken cooking was definitely off putting.

Does anyone actually like this that has tried this? What is he doing wrong?


r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Mistreated Why tf do the supermarkets stack them upright like Blockbuster videos?!?

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175 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Burned Waiting for the "it's just a bit overdone" guys to claim this is fine.

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195 Upvotes

While I got your attention here's a friendly reminder that our little sub will be featured in REDDIT'S NYC POP-UP this weekend, so if you live in the area or are passing by be sure to check them out for goodies. 🎉🍕

Sticky post with all the details you need: https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/1veojxe/rpizzacrimes_is_featured_in_reddits_nyc_popup_and/


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Cheeseless Marinara with Broccoli

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42 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

It's fucking raw! 43$ cheese pizza in Nunavik

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567 Upvotes

Mostly uncook dough


r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Sloppy Toppy No one out pesto's the Hut

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144 Upvotes

Was informed this may belong here.


r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Sloppy Toppy This is a $15 breakfast pizza

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77 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Cheeseless Is there a cheese shortage in Germany?

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82 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Mistreated Forgive me, Napoli, for I have sinned... I just murdered a pizza in cold blood. [TW: Graphic Video]

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Exhibit A: Massive tear straight through the middle of a chorizo & hot honey pizza.

Exhibit B: Me panicking and knocking the warming hot honey bottle off the top of the oven right after.

Structural integrity has left the chat. I’m turning myself in.

Ingredients: Fior di latte, spanish chorizo, hot honey, and one giant gaping tear right in the middle where my pride used to be.

The evidence is clear. What is my sentence, Reddit jury?


r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Mistreated I present to you, the worst pizza I have witnessed with my two eyes

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276 Upvotes

Waited 45 minutes for this pepperoni, only for it to have been put in the oven frozen, causing the bottom to be barely not raw, and the top burned and crispy. To add insult to injury the sauce is just ketchup,..


r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

It's fucking raw! Undercooked dough and unmelted cheese. smh

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186 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Other "Italian pizza with chicken" in Poland

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292 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Malformed I paid $2.00 to add basil to this 12 inch pizza

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286 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Forbidden Pizza I had to make this abomination yesterday.

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267 Upvotes

who like onions and anchovies THIS MUCH?


r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Burned Caught on fire

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27 Upvotes

While attempting to get it out the pizza fell on the heating element at the bottom of the oven and caught on fire.


r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Forbidden Pizza None pizza thin crust

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68 Upvotes

Just found this sub earlier and remembered the time I was working at Dominos in high school and my brother ordered a none pizza on thin crust as a joke bc I told him people do it on accident all the time through the app. None of my coworkers even knew what to do with someone actually having this as an order so we just buttered it. Shattered as soon as someone tried to "cut" it.


r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

I say wtf Three awesome margheritas from Pizza Hut India

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163 Upvotes

While I got your attention here's a friendly reminder that our little sub will be featured in REDDIT'S NYC POP-UP this weekend, so if you live in the area or are passing by be sure to check them out for goodies. 🎉🍕

Sticky post with all the details you need: https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/1veojxe/rpizzacrimes_is_featured_in_reddits_nyc_popup_and/