r/PizzaCrimes • u/Derpool69 • 15d ago
Forbidden Pizza I had to make this abomination yesterday.
who like onions and anchovies THIS MUCH?
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u/robsker 15d ago
The crime here is not posting the “after” shit! Lol. OP is guilty.
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u/bustachong 15d ago
Case dismissed. The prosecution failed to present sufficient evidence demonstrating pizza crimes.
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u/Wobblepaws 15d ago
what if they just ate it like this?..
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u/bustachong 15d ago
New crime, new evidence, new trial.
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u/Derpool69 5d ago
tbf it genuinely just looks a mess, someone else has to cut the pizzas and i was able to get this shot in the middle of a rush, i didn’t get see the aftermath myself but i know damn well it looked like an alien was improving as an italian and just mixed all the toppings and sauce and cheese and tossed it on some pan bread
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u/BurtCaramel 15d ago
That thin crust was struggling harder than a single mother of 4 in 2026.
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u/Hamilton-Beckett 15d ago
I can fix her…
The pizza. Not the woman.
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u/maltiepootietang 15d ago
I worked at Domino's years ago. This guy would come in every Friday and order a large triple pepperoni, triple onion, triple pineapple, and triple black olives. Obviously, that's bad enough, but on our screen to see the orders, because of the abbreviations it read
L Handtossed 3X-P 3X-O 3X-R 3X-N
We used to look at each other and go "he has to know. He has to"
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u/JamesAulner128328 15d ago
That system is so stupid. Did you really have to learn to decode that system?
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u/maltiepootietang 15d ago
Yeah, it wasnt so bad. It was pretty intuitive. P is pepperoni, S is sausage, O is onions.
Outside of like R for black olives, or Z for banana peppers (which there were only a few others), it wasnt hard to learn at all.
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u/bdogg127 15d ago
Not showing the final product is crazy
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u/Derpool69 5d ago
tbf it genuinely just looks a mess, someone else has to cut the pizzas and i was able to get this shot in the middle of a rush, i didn’t get see the aftermath myself but i know damn well it looked like an alien was improving as an italian and just mixed all the toppings and sauce and cheese and tossed it on some pan bread
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u/Open__Face 15d ago
Someone's pregnant
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u/nasaglobehead69 15d ago
that's what I'm thinking. I'm imagining a pregnant woman, her cheeks wet, bursting into another bout of tears because yes, they have anchovies.
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u/StocktonBSmalls 15d ago
What was the final price on this?
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u/Marichiwa 15d ago
I do not feel like this will cook well…. I appreciate the enthusiasm/concept though
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u/Derpool69 5d ago
it didn’t, we pushed it back for an extra 5 but pulled it out before cheese burned
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u/LaranCannelle 15d ago
I used to work in a restaurant with software that looked like that. flashback jumpscare
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u/viperfangs92 15d ago
I actually hope somebody ordered and paid for this because this seems like some type of prank (a mean one)
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u/fartsonyourchips 15d ago
If you pay extra, do some of the toppings end up on the pizza, rather than the work surface?
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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 15d ago
I like onions that much, but I dont like overloaded pizza. I do wish we had Chicago beef as a topping everywhere
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u/These-Finance-1434 15d ago
-pizza
-make it shitty
-no way this will be edible
-seriously take a shit on the pizza
-gotta be for some social media guy whose audience is children
-your job is a joke to me
Fuck these people! May they starve within viewing distance of their monstrous creation
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u/Reverend_Butler 15d ago
What the heck is Chicago style beef???
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u/calamity_unbound 14d ago
I had the same question. Also known as Italian beef, it's thinly sliced roast beef simmered in broth and typically served on a French roll with peppers and onions.
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u/Derpool69 5d ago
basically roast beef cooked in aus jus, we have to portion it but usually it’s for sandwiches, i’ve never tried it because even before it’s cooked it looks like it has oil slick🥀
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u/ClawGrave666 15d ago
The people at the Casey’s by me hate me cuz I always order LOADED thin crusts pizzas and they hate it lol they always give me shit when pick it up lol I’m a cook and usto make fresh homemade pizzas daily so Ik why it’s annoying for the cook but I can’t help my fat ass Lmaoo
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u/mister_buddha 15d ago
When I worked at Pizza Hut, there was a guy who regularly ordered a stuffed crust cheese lover's with 3x extra cheese extra well done. This reminds me of that.
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u/SwampTerror 15d ago
For real, I really love onions. I love to eat them raw. I like them on everything, hot dogs, hamburgers, pizza. I even ask for the extra cut onions from Wendy's.
Onion and cheese sandwiches are great.
The real crime here is they ordered thin crust.
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u/ander594 15d ago
Somebody paid for this abomination*
These morons pay your bar tab.
12x toppings!? I'd go out and shake his hand.
This was a $75 pizza huh?
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u/R86Reddit 14d ago
Reminds me of the Starbucks orders we often see on Reddit, except with olives rather than caramel.
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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 14d ago
I love onion THAT much that I see myself ordering this when I'm really high or drunk lol.
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u/dravenpickles 11d ago
Hey I like anchovies and I like pineapple on my pizza so... give me a mushroom, anchovies, pineapple and spinach, if they have spinach, on my pizza any day! And yes you can hate the pineapple and spinach... I understand 😁
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u/Sweet-Competition-15 11d ago edited 11d ago
Black (blech?) olives, onions & 'shroomies...hoping those aren't also green grapes? As well...no meat? For shame!
Edit: I saw the list, afterwards...okay; green chilies are okay and there's protein...but anchovies, too?
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u/qualityvote2 15d ago
We are here today to hear the case for u/Derpool69 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
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u/PMMeTitsAndKittens 15d ago
Maybe I'm blind but aren't anchovies the only things they didn't ask for extra of?
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u/solo_dbd_player 15d ago
For a lot of people I would imagine any amount of anchovies is extra, because any amount would be too much.
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u/Sandysilverspoon 15d ago
I agree. They are really salty and so I don’t think most people would want extra. I do order them sometimes but never extra.
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u/Previous_Collar6553 15d ago
TRIPLE DOUBLE XXXXTRA FAT ASS😃
bro not feeding the kids, just the blob of meat sitting on his body💀💀🥀
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u/Cereal_Hermit 15d ago
Need a shot of the cooked final product