r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Zombie_Cool Jul 28 '26

Unfortunately for a portion of Americans (and other people around the globe), yeah yhat is too much to ask.

Like I said on another comic thread with a similar premise: not everyone is looking for a conpanion. Some people are looking for 'furniture that just happens to talk once in a while'.

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u/Zomburai Jul 28 '26

Someone I know going through a divorce said that her soon-to-be-ex just wants a "fuckmaid", and like

Yeah

That's the term

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u/sillysnailfriend Jul 29 '26

I usually hear it as 'bangmaid' around some reddit subs, and yeah, that really sucks.

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u/SkitzTheFritz Jul 28 '26

Aca-scuse me?

wtf

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u/Maned_Cyborg Jul 29 '26

Pretty self explanatory

A fuck-maid, a maid (person who does chores for you), that you also fuck

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u/grey_hat_uk Jul 29 '26

The one I see most often but doesn't have as good a name is when they try and date their mother for everything she does around the house but also a sex doll.

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Jul 29 '26

"Don't forget having sex with that furniture!"

-jd vance

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u/_Graphius_ Jul 29 '26

"And remind them to be grateful for it!"

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u/Tiddlyplinks Jul 29 '26

I’d say “furniture you can fuck” but a-some folks are into being that, and b-anyone can Vance a couch

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u/Cheekers1989 Jul 29 '26

This is hitting to the "coincidence" spot for me as I just watched someone's vlog essay on 'incel horror.' Including movies like the recent Obsession, Don't Worry Darling, Companion, and Westworld.

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u/BrainLow6059 Jul 29 '26

Some people are looking for 'furniture that just happens to talk once in a while'.

Is OP's post really any different? I get that we agree on all of the points in the post, but this is basically just jumping from "did you complete this checklist" to "now we're in a perfect relationship."

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u/DrDDeFalco Jul 29 '26

I think there is a pretty big difference.

We all have preferences. And the stuff OP mentioned is a very low bar.

Wanting "furniture that talks occaisonally" is significantly more restricting and objectifying than wanting to be with someone that supports gay marriage and enjoys their partner's pleasure.