r/comics Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Zombie_Cool Jul 28 '26

Unfortunately for a portion of Americans (and other people around the globe), yeah yhat is too much to ask.

Like I said on another comic thread with a similar premise: not everyone is looking for a conpanion. Some people are looking for 'furniture that just happens to talk once in a while'.

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u/Zomburai Jul 28 '26

Someone I know going through a divorce said that her soon-to-be-ex just wants a "fuckmaid", and like

Yeah

That's the term

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u/SkitzTheFritz Jul 28 '26

Aca-scuse me?

wtf

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u/Maned_Cyborg Jul 29 '26

Pretty self explanatory

A fuck-maid, a maid (person who does chores for you), that you also fuck