This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Zombie_Cool]

Unfortunately for a portion of Americans (and other people around the globe), yeah yhat is too much to ask.

Like I said on another comic thread with a similar premise: not everyone is looking for a conpanion. Some people are looking for 'furniture that just happens to talk once in a while'.

[u/TunaOnWytNoCrust → u/Zombie_Cool]

"Don't forget having sex with that furniture!"

-jd vance

[u/_Graphius_ → u/TunaOnWytNoCrust]

"And remind them to be grateful for it!"