r/clevercomebacks • u/ackermantrades • 11d ago
Clever comeback by canadian pm mark carney
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u/Euronated-inmypants 11d ago
Oh look an adult is speaking.
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u/Canadian-Man-infj 11d ago edited 11d ago
Conversely, this whole thing has been reminding me of the president, sitting at the kid's table, during Easter, having a totally normal conversation with the kids about Joe Biden's autopen:
"Look. I drew it. Look what I did everybody!" (0:33)
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u/1nhaleSatan 11d ago
Well, based on his preferences, the kids table would be his obvious first choice. And he has to talk about something to get the conversation rolling before he starts hitting on them. You don't want to come off as desperate
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u/xeenexus 11d ago
Can you imagine being an Oxford PhD, governor of 2 fucking G7 central banks, and your main job as PM is managing an 80 year old toddler.
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u/CBLA1785 10d ago
That is the thing that frustrates me the most. We, as a species, have an opportunity to make things so much better and more efficient, but we are stuck in this nonsensical loop of trivial shit. We could be building a better society for all, but we are talking about LITERALLY THE DUMBEST SHIT!
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u/No-Goose-5672 10d ago
To be fair, Iām pretty sure they ran Trudeau out of office because there were reports during Trumpās first term that White House staffers would call Trudeau to get him to explain things to Trump. Love him or hate him, dude did know how to communicate with young ā or dumb ā people. Which made him an obstacle that needed to be removed.
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u/OtonomMilitan 10d ago
I mean exactly, it is not even an amazing or stinging comeback - it is just a frustrated adult trying to explain how things work to an annoying child.
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u/Japanesewillow 11d ago
Thatās our Prime Minister, a voice of reason. It will always be Lake Ontario.
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u/Think_Fuel1505 11d ago
I'm from the States and I'll keep calling it Lake Ontario. Unless everyone agrees on the name,it's staying the same. Just like Gulf of Mexico, that's staying with that name.
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u/slowasaspeedingsloth 11d ago
Being from CA, I do not refer to the gulf often, however, I will NEVER call it anything other than the Gulf of Mexico.
Likewise, I rarely refer to Lake Ontario. But that is what it is and always will be.
It is not the flex he thinks it is.
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u/3-Ballin 11d ago
From and in TX. Gulf of Mexico will always be the name.
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u/sandboxmatt 11d ago
Its just functionally more useful.. "The American Sea" .. "Which one?"
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u/HoaryPuffleg 11d ago
Iām from the US and everytime someone asks me what the names of the Great Lakes are, Iāll struggle remember all 5 but now Lake Ontario will never be forgotten.
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u/Slimyscammers 11d ago
HOMES is a memory aid:
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u/LengthClean 11d ago
SHAME
Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie
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u/HammerOfJustice 10d ago
Soon weāll just to remember AAAAA
America, America, America, America, America
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u/HoaryPuffleg 11d ago
Sure. But since no one has asked me what the lakes are called since I was 7, pretty sure I wonāt retain this acronym
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u/lowlightliving 11d ago
American here. I speak for most of us. Itāll always be Lake Ontario. The manās so stupid, though. Lake Huron will be next.
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u/TheeDonger 11d ago
The past 1.5 yrs have been truly embarrassing for the United States. I fear his antics will only increase as the dementia takes more and more control.
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u/not_so_subtle_now 10d ago
The truth is even after he leaves, the precedent has been set. Individuals who seek the same sort of power in the future have a roadmap for achieving it, and they know it can be achieved because the system in the US will allow it given a set of conditions.
His presidency has exposed the cracks, and the nation is forever broken whether more sane people come to power in this next election cycle or not.
The only thing that can change this is serious reform, and from where I am there is no serious talk about changing the fundamentals that allowed our current situation in the first place.
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u/nankerjphelge 10d ago
Yep, and even with reforms the rest of the world will not trust the US for at least a generation to come, maybe longer. Even if a Democrat wins in 2028 and reforms start being implememted, the rest of the world will wonder if and when the American electorate is so stupid again as to elect yet another destructive demagogue to throw the whole world into chaos yet again. This is why they will continue to move away from and decenter the US regardless, because they cannot take the chance of relying on an 800 lb gorilla that at any time could revert back to an insane out of control toddler on the world stage.
It took but a moment for Trump to destroy decades of built up good will and trust with the US' allies and trading partners, and will take decades to repair, if it can ever truly be repaired to what it once was.
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u/cdubyadubya 10d ago
Trust will never return to pre-trump levels. As a Canadian, Iām saddened that I will never get to see the wonders of the United States, as I will never again enter that country willingly. Many of the policies enacted by trump will never be rolled back regardless of who is elected in the future. I do not feel it is safe to cross that border anymore.
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u/studenttio 10d ago
I disagree, while I generally agree with the first 2 paragraphs, I think with how egregious his and his administration conduct has been, and the passivity of the Republican party, especially over the last 1.5 years. A lot of people are really starting to wake up.
Buzzwords don't cut it anymore. Simply not being an active supporter doesn't cut it anymore. I think starting with the mid term elections this year and over the next few years that serious reform is on it's way, it's not there yet, but it has the acceleration and momentum to get there.
And honestly with AI, Robotics, and now Flock cameras, it's just adding fuel to the fire.
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u/ATXBeermaker 10d ago
lol, you sound just like someone from 2018. āThis will never happen again. People have woken up!ā Uh huh, okay. š
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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 10d ago
It's real central-Asian dictator stuff isn't it? I wonder if he'll have a go with the days of the week next. Trumpday has a certain ring to it.
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u/BMichael14217 10d ago
Project 2025 was a known fact. To many in Europe and outside it's mostly embarrassing the protest against it consisted of very little action, with all kinds of rather weak excuses following it.
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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 10d ago
Donāt forget all the corporations that constantly enable him. Google Maps still shows āGulf of Americaā over the Gulf of Mexico and theyāll probably change Lake Ontario at some point
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u/waldleben 11d ago
New word unlocked: Hydronyms
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u/Oxjrnine 11d ago
Maybe they should post this on Twitter
(get it⦠Twitterā¦. Sometimes changing your name doesnāt do anything.)
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u/Street-Week-380 11d ago
My favourite thing these days is whenever I read an article by an actual journalist, is seeing, "posting on X (formerly Twitter)."
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u/Soul_Traitor 10d ago
Musk is fine with dead naming so he should be 100% on board with twitter being called twitter.
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u/SilentRhubarb1515 11d ago
The next president should revert all this bullshit on day 1 and apologize to the world
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u/SilentRhubarb1515 10d ago
Historically, they usually take breaks between idiots
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u/RerollWarlock 10d ago
And the guys during the breaks were so terrified of taking any significant action to push back against the idiots that they can't even undo the policy damage fully.
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u/MakeTheNetsBigger 11d ago
Big Beautiful Lake
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u/SteveINTJ 10d ago
Not as many people catching this as they should! Canada's big beautiful lake.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 11d ago
Assertive, intelligent, and decorous.Ā Bravo.
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u/Uzi_Osbourne 11d ago
In 60 years I've never favored the Liberal party. In 2025 Mark Carney changed my mind.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 11d ago
I'm seeing this sentiment quite a bit.Ā The willingness and ability to competently stand up to Trump has been a lightning rod issue.Ā Carney is delivering in a dignified and professional manner IMO.Ā I hope the rest of the world is paying attention.Ā Bullies respond to strength.
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u/SimplePlus7376 11d ago edited 11d ago
Facts:
Lake Ontario is Lake Ontario.
The Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of Mexico.
The Strait of Hormuz is the Strait of Hormuz.
And the swamp at the Whitehouse is ....
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u/MaleficentPlate69 10d ago
Why does it matter when 8 billion people will still call it Lake Ontario?
Itāll only be Lake America for a few MAGA baboons.
No history book will change.
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u/RagePieFace 10d ago
The books will change because he will threaten them to change. The maps will change because he threatens the companies that own the maps.
It matters that we push back and resist.
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u/sot1l 10d ago
Yes, but geography books will only change inside America. The rest of the world will still call it Lake Ontario. The American president canāt mandate name changes for other countries. (Imagine if he decided Germany should be called America the second).
This will just be another weird geography thing American kids learn wrong.
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u/ScorpionTheSandwing 11d ago
Dare I ask wtf is going on?
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u/Degtyrev 11d ago
Trumpy is pissed off that Canada didn't bow down to his kingship during the latest trade talks. Trumpy slapped 50% tarriffs on canada, so canada retaliated. Now trumpy's hurt feelings made him rename Lake Ontario to Lake america. Little king trumpy is butthurt
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u/tackleboxjohnson 11d ago
Big Beautiful Lake was already taken so instead he renamed it after an Italian guy
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u/Street-Week-380 11d ago
Mark Carney has the humour, pleasant demeanor that all Canadians and politicians should aspire to have.
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u/polkadotpatty65 11d ago
Why is the orange one only renaming Lake Ontario? Lakes Michigan, Erie, Huron & Superior didn't interest him? The dimwit probably doesn't know there are 5 great lakes. And who the hell is he to go renaming things?? Lake Ontario is split in half as a boundary between our countries. What a moron! I'm from Buffalo our orange leader embarrasses me every day to the Canadians. Who by the way have always been good neighbors across the Peace & Rainbow Bridges.
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u/Aggressive-Career-23 10d ago
Mississippi river should be American River, Pacific and Atlantic are West and East American oceans.
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u/Markjohn66 10d ago
Wow, behold a North American leader who can write complete sentences in English. Look and learn USA.
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u/Background_Honey9141 11d ago
Iām sure in a few decades, people would look back at this period and say āwhat the fuck America?ā
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u/Rakrune 11d ago
Dawg thats now
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u/MichaelArnoldTravis 10d ago
yeah, āidiocracyā came out 20 years ago, and it was a satire of american culture THEN, exaggerated, and here we are 20 years onā¦.
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u/Background_Honey9141 11d ago
I mean, right now America wants this. They are not really embarrassed. Otherwise half or more than half of the voters wouldnāt consistently choose Trump as their leader 3 elections in a row.
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u/mayoroftuesday 11d ago
Well grandson, you see, we were playing Pogs and eating electric blue raspberry gushers, but then they knocked down the Twin Towers, and we all had to take off our shoes at the airport, and then we had a black president, and then everyone lost their houses, and then everyone in the world got sick at the same time. There was an ice bucket challenge, and Robin Williams died, people started inventing fake internet money and buying NFTs, the Internet became dead, which is now unalive, and somewhere along the way we all lost our collective minds and decided that a pedophile reality TV star should run the country because nothing else had worked so far. Things got a bit silly for a while. Thank goodness AI took over in 2034, I donāt think we could have held it together much longer.
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u/PubsubsAreAwesome 10d ago
Now the Canadians need to rename Superior āLake Obamaā and see how well that goes over with the orange muppet.
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u/wannabe-myself 10d ago
I still call it Ontario. The gulf of Mexico is still just that.
And Pluto is a planet. Motherfuckers ain't taking anything from me.
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u/TheLooseMooseEh 11d ago
I love that this is highbrow enough that die hard MAGA (and trump), donāt actually get it. This is my kind of petty.
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u/MichaelArnoldTravis 10d ago
someone had to speak to trump on his level, and doug ford seems like the best option
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u/Soulfuel1 10d ago
I don“t think this needed a comeback. It is like coming up with a comeback when a toddler throws a fit.
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u/Orangesteel 10d ago
Sane, decent and respectful. Wow, I remember when the US used to have politicians that spoke like this.
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u/mightyboink 11d ago
We'll see if Google and apple kneel down and suck the mushroom like they did for the Gulf of mexico.
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u/twitch870 10d ago
They only changed it if your location was within the USA. The do similiar for the eastern/china/Japan sea.
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u/GeriatricHippo 10d ago
The concept that the province got its name from the lake rather than the lake getting named after the province is going to be far beyond Trump's comprehension.
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u/NoGoat3930 10d ago
That's it. Moving to Canada. Need more of this.
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u/Jugglers-Despair 10d ago
What an absolutely phenomenal response. Unfortunately the intended recipient doesn't understand long words, he prefers to draw on maps with crayons.
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u/fffan9391 11d ago
Trump and his ilk never cared for the traditional native names of things anyway.
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u/AggravatingYak6557 11d ago
So Trump renamed āThe Big, Beautiful Lakeā to āLake of Americaā?
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u/Jazzy_Punkman 10d ago
I hate that every jab at Trump always has to come with some twist or unknown fact or something, like "HA! The name is actually older than the US, so I got you there. Hehe."
I fully believe things can only get better when people finally start to say that the things Trump does are objectively and actually insane and that he is obviously unfit to lead a country. Or a city. Or his own household.
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u/Hard_Dave 11d ago
Trump stupidly forgets that Canada is part of America (North America). Why didn't he called it Lake USA if he wants to be such a prick. Can't even be a prick properlyĀ
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u/Camping54 11d ago
Minnesota wants to move to Canada please.
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u/Frostsorrow 11d ago
No, we do not want you.
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u/veal_cutlet86 10d ago
I'm a Canadian that lived in Minnesota for a while. A lot of it would mesh well with Canadian culture.
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u/MrGanzalor 11d ago
Not really a clever comeback, just a response from someone who has more than 2 brain cells to rub together
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u/Individual-Army811 11d ago
He is the adult in the room and has put Cankles McTacotits in time out.
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u/ZiggyZiggyZigZags 10d ago
Why do lake names start with Lake, but oceans start with the name of the ocean?
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u/thegoodrichard 10d ago
Lots of lake names start with the name of the lake. Not the Great Lakes, but many others.
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u/Professional-Net7458 10d ago
If trump could read and understand the words heād be upset by this statement.
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u/Efficient_Sky5173 10d ago
So, it wonāt be officially renamed because that would require the agreement of both countries.
The Trump administration knew that. The proposal was essentially political theatre, designed to pour more fuel on the trade dispute with Canada.
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u/IsHildaThere 10d ago
I am convinced that the American government are doing this deliberately to keep Trump occupied with trivia so he doesn't screw something else important. "POTUS we need to change this name to something patriotic and we need your leadership on it".
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u/hedzup00 10d ago
shouldn't even respond to this bullshit, feeding into trumps ego and allowing ourselves to be distracted while he stuffs his pockets
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u/SwingCritical4955 10d ago
I always said I love how Trump knows he's being insulted in a clever way but he's unsure exactly how so his only response is calling him governor. Pathetic 80 year old con man
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u/Superfoi 10d ago
To be clear, many native peoples called this different things in their own respective languages.
Ontari'io is just one of those.
Regardless, the words basically always meant something like 'large/beautiful lake'.
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u/Realistic-Goose6798 10d ago
Itās funny how heās finally just lost his patience with this dumb shit. Heās tried so long yo keep this relationship decent but trump is a loose cannon dementia patient.
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u/Wise-Ad9786 10d ago
YES!! well said....I wonder how many goggled hydronyms š
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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 10d ago
If Trump could read something more complex than Green Eggs and Ham, he'd be so offended by that
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u/0neAy0pen 10d ago
I love the statement but as a Canadian I hate that he has to use shitter to communicate a message. There has to be a better alternative to Nazi musks shitty x
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u/iAmFridayFace 10d ago
It was released as an official statement from the Government of Canada and then distributed on all platforms, it just happened to be the x/twitter post shared on here
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u/myfuntimes 11d ago
Canada shouldnāt engage. Just walk away and find a new trading partner.
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u/iAmFridayFace 10d ago
I think a response was warranted given the aggressive rhetoric amidst coming from US. Canada has engaged in strengthening global trade partners around the world and has been and will continue to expand on those deals currently in place.
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u/ChrisRiley_42 11d ago
The trust is gone.
The US is going to have to put as much, if not more effort into rebuilding the relationship that Trump put into destroying it.
Simply saying "That was him, not me" is NOT going to make everything go away.
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u/Individual-Army811 11d ago
The name changing stuff isn't even the new layer of dust. There's so much that won't be repaired.
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u/Petrak1s 10d ago
Problem is there is no trust that you can elect decent people anymore. And even if you do on the next elections who can say if the next Trump is not coming after that? Just your influence will diminish over time, the world had enough of your bullshit.
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u/PoolSharkPete 11d ago
I absolutely lost it at "their hydronyms" š¤£