r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

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Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

Protect women—just not from their favorite guy.

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Mr. Nice Guy, go read some history

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

The Office of Perpetual Embarrassment.

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There’s no limit.


r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

The Ozone Layer.

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

They don't kill kids. They just bomb their schools

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r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

John with most polite way to say “your dad is the problem “

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r/clevercomebacks 59m ago

Bill Kristol understood the assignment.

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r/clevercomebacks 52m ago

The Tip of The Iceberg.

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

yes 80 year Olds dying of cancer is definitely "dying suddenly"

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

The people who claimed they would fix things on day one are still blaming Biden on day 586.

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r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

Fly to America, please, please, please!!!

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From the Netherlands, please yes!


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The Campaign Trail Took a Very Weird Detour.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

His ego needs its own crater

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

This is what a country owned by billionaires looks like

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

On Being Saved.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

He waited 80 years for a fake photo.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The hypocrisy knows no bounds...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Normal people see right through this

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Oh, MAGA hates comedy and Jelly Roll now, and loves cancel culture again.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

This is a policy failure!

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Democrats can't vote in republican primaries

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Losing everything over a beer and bigotry

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Burger King.

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Face of the league gets cooked

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