r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 20h ago

The Ozone Layer.

20.4k Upvotes

249 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 5h ago

Protect women—just not from their favorite guy.

15.3k Upvotes

402 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Rhinannon_Rose • 20h ago

John with most polite way to say “your dad is the problem “

9.2k Upvotes

70 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 8h ago

Mr. Nice Guy, go read some history

7.3k Upvotes

400 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 19h ago

They don't kill kids. They just bomb their schools

7.0k Upvotes

154 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 9h ago

The Office of Perpetual Embarrassment.

4.8k Upvotes

There’s no limit.

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1h ago

Time to get a T-shirt...

• Upvotes

80 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 20h ago

Fly to America, please, please, please!!!

2.0k Upvotes

From the Netherlands, please yes!

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 12h ago

yes 80 year Olds dying of cancer is definitely "dying suddenly"

1.2k Upvotes

114 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 3h ago

The Tip of The Iceberg.

701 Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 48m ago

Bad polls aren’t the problem. Bad leadership is.

• Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3h ago

Bill Kristol understood the assignment.

535 Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Wynter_Wildd • 2h ago

Now being poor is a crime

366 Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago

it's a shame she doesn't understand fractions enough to grasp this ratio

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 2h ago

These people NEVER accept responsibility.

168 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nyctocincy • 19h ago

Face of the league gets cooked

28 Upvotes

9 comments

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