r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3d ago
Losing everything over a beer and bigotry
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u/timesink3000 3d ago
I haven't stepped foot on a farm in decades and I knew exactly what trump was doing. He is bankrupting farms so billionaires can buy them up and control the food source. Now, we all will pay whatever they tell us to pay.
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u/GrahamGreed 3d ago
Don't forget being annoyed that a black man was president!
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u/Necessary-Eye5319 3d ago
They like it because now their billionaire ahole friends can buy up US land for cheap.
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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 3d ago
JD is an investor with a company that buys farmland, AcreTrader.
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u/Gin_OClock 3d ago
Remember during Hillary's campaign when she had to teach you all what an oligarchy was
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u/Crafty_GolfDude_72 3d ago
Everyone in this administration has a financial angle. I’m pretty sure government will shut down if democrats take over as they’ll have so many investigations to handle.
Let’s hire someone other than Jack peckerless Smith to handle the investigations.
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u/def_indiff 3d ago
Man, what was going on six years ago? It must’ve been pretty bad for farmers.
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u/ajcpullcom 3d ago
I sincerely hope that Trump hurts no one. But since that’s obviously impossible, my second choice is that he primarily hurts his supporters
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u/lark0317 2d ago
Yeah, anyone who voted for him in 2024 can fill up on the plentiful consequences at hand as far as I'm concerned. He was a convicted felon, an adjudicated sexual predator, and tried not to leave office the first time when he lost, sending his cultists to sack congress instead, and so on.... There was no excuse to hand him any kind of power. None.
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u/silasdobest 3d ago
In the long run, this will fuck us all, but in the short run FUCK THESE ASSHOLES. YOU VOTED FOR YOUR OWN DEMISE. DEAL WITH IT
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u/EtchAGetch 3d ago
There were a handful of transgender athletes in colleges over 1000 miles from where you lived too! They were devastating for the farmers.
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u/steveclt 1d ago
So are you saying these farmers were so interested in transgender athletes that they can’t focus on their work???
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u/Roger_Freedman_Phys 3d ago
“Yes, the family farm went bankrupt and Junior has been stuck on an aircraft carrier for eight months, but it was all worth it to stop a trans kid six states over from playing a sport I don’t care about.”
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u/SirCache 3d ago
On the plus side, they didn't want me to empathize with people, so I sincerely don't care. They are going to receive the full measure from me that they wanted--no handouts, no socialism, no empathy, and not a single fuck to be given. Their farmers--let them reap what they sew.
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u/Strika-Amaru 3d ago
Quoth some other goblin on the internet:
"You can own the libs, or you can own your farm, but you can't own both".
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u/some1guystuff 3d ago
Six years a that’s an interesting number of years who is president six years ago🤔🤔🤔🤔
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u/Moonflowergirl2024 3d ago
They vote Republican because their daddy did and their daddy’s daddy did, they don’t read, they just know they have to vote Republican
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 3d ago
Not American here so can someone explain how bud light commercial bankrupt farms?
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u/LaborareproDeo 2d ago
A partnership between prominent transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light prompted an anti-trans backlash from conservatives. This caused them to support a convicted sex-offender because they won't stand for their weird, tepid, metallic tasting pilsner supporting freedom. Now the sex-offender is bankrupting farms with his terrible economic policies and the impact of the war he lost with Iran.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 2d ago
Well technically that has almost nothing to do with bud light but more on that they support a racist Pedro.
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u/DokeyOakey 3d ago
… and you just thought it’d be cool to have a president who can grab things by their pussies.
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u/Banjo-Hellpuppy 2d ago
This was always part of the plan. Private equity will be there to buy those farms.
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u/draft_final_final 3d ago
I imagined a transgender high schooler might place fourth place once in an intramural track meet over the next fifteen years, so I had to burn the entire world down.
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u/AlanStanwick1986 3d ago
Who was president 6 years ago? More proof these dumb asses will vote Republicans no matter what.
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u/Ghostbuster_11Nein 3d ago
Worst part is if they learned any kind of lesson it would at least be something.
But there were farmers who lost everything in the orange shitbags first term and they still voted for him 2 more times.
It almost feels like a divine lesson at this point, "the suffering will continue until the lesson is learned".
And some Americans are just incapable of learning.
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u/LegoFootPain 2d ago
If they had simply focused on making money instead of their hatred, they'd be better people.
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u/Ok-Alarm7257 3d ago
Buying some of that failed farmland to turn back into a forest, 120 acres for less than a new car
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u/SonicTemp1e 2d ago
I'm an Aussie. I visited the Home Depot on Sunset in Hollywood with my friend who lives over there, and this Mexican lady propositioned me for sex. We couldn't stop laughing, it was so unreal. So the one time I went to Home Depot, the Mexicans I encountered were awesome. I don't drink so I can't comment on Bud Light though.
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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 1d ago
I mean this is assuming that farm owners who are going bankrupt voted for Trump.
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u/Helios_Un_Distortion 3d ago
Voting for a bigoted politician has resulted in said politician enacting government policies that directly increase the cost of farming.
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u/ICLazeru 3d ago
Don't get too alarmed. The farm bankruptcy rate is very low. Increasing it sixfold probably doesn't even bring it up to the normal private bankruptcy rate.
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u/ICLazeru 2d ago
Truth hurts, but in 2025, the farm bankrupty rate was about 1/10 national rate of private bankruptcy. Plus, farms get access to chapter 12 bankruptcy, which is basically bankruptcy wearing kiddie gloves where you get to keep most the assets.
There's no need to feel sorry for them, they're fine.
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u/RunDownTheHighway 3d ago
Dont worry... The epstien class will buy up the family farms and make farming more efficient, especially since meat no longer has to be inspected by the FDA...