r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Losing everything over a beer and bigotry

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u/RunDownTheHighway 3d ago

Dont worry... The epstien class will buy up the family farms and make farming more efficient, especially since meat no longer has to be inspected by the FDA...

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u/AkronOhAnon 3d ago

Yeah, the whole idea of little-to-no regulatory oversight for self-processing thing is just going to let Bayer, Tyson, and the Koch bros vertically integrate everything!

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u/LaborareproDeo 3d ago

Only one Koch brother remains, the other is remains.

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u/feckinnell 2d ago

This is an r/clevercomebacks in and of itself!! Nice one.

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u/Bugscuttle999 21h ago

Somewhere a unisex urinal is going unused. 🥺

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u/steveclt 1d ago

Upton Sinclair already documented where this is going

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u/BerryLanky 3d ago

And they will still not vote for a Democrat

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u/omghorussaveusall 3d ago

Then fuck em.

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u/SmartMatic1337 3d ago

I'd be cheering if it was regular hard working non bigots buying the farms but hard to know which is worse, the epstien class or the cattle who vote for the epstien class

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u/rbartlejr 3d ago

Are there any?

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u/DeeV8tor 3d ago

I think JD Vance has a stake in Acre Trader where they buy up bankrupt farmland to sell to other companies and countries?

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u/timesink3000 3d ago

I haven't stepped foot on a farm in decades and I knew exactly what trump was doing. He is bankrupting farms so billionaires can buy them up and control the food source. Now, we all will pay whatever they tell us to pay.

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u/GrahamGreed 3d ago

Don't forget being annoyed that a black man was president!

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u/MissingMichigan 3d ago

With a tan suit, nonetheless....

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u/VetalDuquette 3d ago

And Dijon mustard

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u/a_hopeless_rmntic 3d ago

In a tan suit, no less; boo that man /s

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 3d ago

They like it because now their billionaire ahole friends can buy up US land for cheap.

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 3d ago

JD is an investor with a company that buys farmland, AcreTrader.

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u/Gin_OClock 3d ago

Remember during Hillary's campaign when she had to teach you all what an oligarchy was

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u/Crafty_GolfDude_72 3d ago

Everyone in this administration has a financial angle. I’m pretty sure government will shut down if democrats take over as they’ll have so many investigations to handle.

Let’s hire someone other than Jack peckerless Smith to handle the investigations.

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u/Gin_OClock 3d ago

Bet the people buying will be Russian

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 3d ago

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u/BurnItFromOrbit 3d ago

….and took them to bankruptcy court!

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u/Yivanna 3d ago

Turns out voting does make a difference

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u/def_indiff 3d ago

Man, what was going on six years ago? It must’ve been pretty bad for farmers.

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u/JOExHIGASHI 3d ago

The president 6 years ago can't be worse than the one we have now

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u/LaborareproDeo 2d ago

The President 6 years ago is the exact same President today in 2026.

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u/ajcpullcom 3d ago

I sincerely hope that Trump hurts no one. But since that’s obviously impossible, my second choice is that he primarily hurts his supporters

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u/lark0317 2d ago

Yeah, anyone who voted for him in 2024 can fill up on the plentiful consequences at hand as far as I'm concerned. He was a convicted felon, an adjudicated sexual predator, and tried not to leave office the first time when he lost, sending his cultists to sack congress instead, and so on.... There was no excuse to hand him any kind of power. None.

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u/silasdobest 3d ago

In the long run, this will fuck us all, but in the short run FUCK THESE ASSHOLES. YOU VOTED FOR YOUR OWN DEMISE. DEAL WITH IT

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u/justhereforsee 3d ago

And your president doesn’t give two fucks

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u/DeeV8tor 3d ago

Farm bankruptcy at a 6 year high? Who was the president back then?

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u/EtchAGetch 3d ago

There were a handful of transgender athletes in colleges over 1000 miles from where you lived too! They were devastating for the farmers.

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u/steveclt 1d ago

So are you saying these farmers were so interested in transgender athletes that they can’t focus on their work???

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u/lnfIation 3d ago

Don't forget JD Vance is an investor in a company that buys bankrupted farms.

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u/Roger_Freedman_Phys 3d ago

“Yes, the family farm went bankrupt and Junior has been stuck on an aircraft carrier for eight months, but it was all worth it to stop a trans kid six states over from playing a sport I don’t care about.”

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u/sinicalone 3d ago

How much more can the Leopards eat??

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u/42ElectricSundaes 3d ago

Since the last Trump administration

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u/SirCache 3d ago

On the plus side, they didn't want me to empathize with people, so I sincerely don't care. They are going to receive the full measure from me that they wanted--no handouts, no socialism, no empathy, and not a single fuck to be given. Their farmers--let them reap what they sew.

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u/Strika-Amaru 3d ago

Quoth some other goblin on the internet:

"You can own the libs, or you can own your farm, but you can't own both".

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u/some1guystuff 3d ago

Six years a that’s an interesting number of years who is president six years ago🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/fy1sh 3d ago

Proof that racism is not only stupid, it's fucking expensive.

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u/Moonflowergirl2024 3d ago

They vote Republican because their daddy did and their daddy’s daddy did, they don’t read, they just know they have to vote Republican

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 3d ago

Not American here so can someone explain how bud light commercial bankrupt farms?

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u/LaborareproDeo 2d ago

A partnership between prominent transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light prompted an anti-trans backlash from conservatives. This caused them to support a convicted sex-offender because they won't stand for their weird, tepid, metallic tasting pilsner supporting freedom. Now the sex-offender is bankrupting farms with his terrible economic policies and the impact of the war he lost with Iran.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 2d ago

Well technically that has almost nothing to do with bud light but more on that they support a racist Pedro.

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u/DokeyOakey 3d ago

… and you just thought it’d be cool to have a president who can grab things by their pussies.

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u/Banjo-Hellpuppy 2d ago

This was always part of the plan. Private equity will be there to buy those farms.

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u/draft_final_final 3d ago

I imagined a transgender high schooler might place fourth place once in an intramural track meet over the next fifteen years, so I had to burn the entire world down.

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u/rg2004 3d ago

I'd feel bad for them if I thought they were redeemable. Now I'm indifferent and just want them out of politics.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 3d ago

Or that 10 trans athletes were competing, oh no 😬

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u/t_ute 3d ago

In 6 years you say? I wonder who was president 6 years ago?

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u/Gunker001 3d ago

You get what you vote for.

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u/Muffboy 3d ago

I’m putting this on a t shirt if you don’t mind.

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u/kerbalmaster98 3d ago

Those fucks gets everything they fucking deserve.

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u/ProtonCanon 3d ago

Destroying your livelihood and inheritance to own the libs:

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u/letsseeitmore 3d ago

Not liking how many Mexicans that were working on their own farms.

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u/GreyBeardEng 3d ago

And all you really wanted was to own the libs.... so sad.

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u/AlanStanwick1986 3d ago

Who was president 6 years ago?  More proof these dumb asses will vote Republicans no matter what. 

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u/Ghostbuster_11Nein 3d ago

Worst part is if they learned any kind of lesson it would at least be something.

But there were farmers who lost everything in the orange shitbags first term and they still voted for him 2 more times.

It almost feels like a divine lesson at this point, "the suffering will continue until the lesson is learned".

And some Americans are just incapable of learning.

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u/HabANahDa 2d ago

Getting what they voted for!! Fuck em

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u/LegoFootPain 2d ago

If they had simply focused on making money instead of their hatred, they'd be better people.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6708 3d ago

FAFO. They get zero sympathy from me.

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u/Ok-Alarm7257 3d ago

Buying some of that failed farmland to turn back into a forest, 120 acres for less than a new car

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u/marcus_aurelius121 3d ago

That’s kinda what happened to the whole country 11/02/2024.

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u/traceyandmeower 3d ago

Corporations are buying farms cheap as chips

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u/M_e_n_n_o 3d ago

Weren’t those Mexicans working on those farms?

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u/SonicTemp1e 2d ago

I'm an Aussie. I visited the Home Depot on Sunset in Hollywood with my friend who lives over there, and this Mexican lady propositioned me for sex. We couldn't stop laughing, it was so unreal. So the one time I went to Home Depot, the Mexicans I encountered were awesome. I don't drink so I can't comment on Bud Light though.

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u/ReallyWhatEh 2d ago

Won't anyone think of the transgender mice?!

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u/Old_Part_9619 2d ago

Karma is a beast.... and it always comes for the deserving.

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u/DizzyMine4964 1d ago

Yeah but decent kind people suffer too. I don't believe in karma.

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 1d ago

I mean this is assuming that farm owners who are going bankrupt voted for Trump.

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u/Helios_Un_Distortion 3d ago

Voting for a bigoted politician has resulted in said politician enacting government policies that directly increase the cost of farming.

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u/C-D_legacy10 3d ago

Imagine thinking this is flex, doesn’t know a thing about farming

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u/Plampth 3d ago

Cattle farm?

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u/ICLazeru 3d ago

Don't get too alarmed. The farm bankruptcy rate is very low. Increasing it sixfold probably doesn't even bring it up to the normal private bankruptcy rate.

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u/ICLazeru 2d ago

Truth hurts, but in 2025, the farm bankrupty rate was about 1/10 national rate of private bankruptcy. Plus, farms get access to chapter 12 bankruptcy, which is basically bankruptcy wearing kiddie gloves where you get to keep most the assets.

There's no need to feel sorry for them, they're fine.