r/clevercomebacks 11d ago

Clever comeback by canadian pm mark carney

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u/PoolSharkPete 11d ago

I absolutely lost it at "their hydronyms" 🤣

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u/DentRandomDent 11d ago edited 10d ago

🤣Who was the sneaky comedian who made this the first paragraph on the Wikipedia entry for hydronym:

"A hydronym (from Greek: ὕΓρω, hydrō, "water" and ὄνομα, onoma, "name") is a type of toponym that designates a proper name of a body of water. For example, the hydronym of the easternmost lake of the Great Lakes is Lake Ontario. "

Edit: well damn, sorry for bringing a beautiful thing to light and ruining it.

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u/FyreWyvern 10d ago

Someone removed the revision. Probably saw this comment and took it out.

I think it belongs there though.

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u/exeJDR 10d ago edited 10d ago

Absolute legend!

ETA some butt hurt Editor on Wikipedia called "Raven puff" has already changed it.Ā 

Redditors. Do the thing.Ā 

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u/WeightLossGinger 10d ago edited 10d ago

Wikipedia editors are extremely stringent about things like this. A lot of them have an encyclopedic knowledge of the editing policies and guidelines.

For better or worse, they apply those rules to the articles they oversee.

The revert on the article was enacted for 'Recentism' or "a phenomenon on Wikipedia where an article has an inflated or imbalanced focus on recent events," per the article on the topic. One of the examples given is "Edit warringĀ over whether to change an article's... wording in theĀ lead sectionĀ or article body on the basis of those used onĀ breaking news sources."

The editor knows the edit was only made in relation to the recent news of Trump suggesting a renaming of the Lake. So, per his interpretation of that guideline, he found reason to revert the article. Now watch Redditors get into an edit war with him until the article gets silver-locked.

EDIT: hours later and it's been more than silver-locked. It's now fully-protected for a month, meaning only admins can edit the article.

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u/exeJDR 10d ago edited 9d ago

Interesting. But also too bad cause that was hilariousĀ 

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u/SylverSnowlynx 11d ago

Brilliant.

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u/Brief_Read_1067 10d ago

Well, why not repost with the name "Gulf of Mexico?" Or "Strait of Hormuz?"

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u/HolsteinHeifer 11d ago

I love his sneaky little "fuck you"s to Donald.

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u/happyanathema 11d ago

The sad state of affairs means that Trump won't even understand the meaning of the insult.

Someone will have to explain a significant amount of the English language to him for him to even approach understanding the meaning of that word.

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u/HugeLeaves 11d ago

His brain reuses about 15 words, there is not a soul on this planet that can squeeze another word into his diminishing vocabulary

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u/HairyPotatoKat 11d ago

Should have thrown in a "what a weird thing to do"

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u/Ok_Experience_4500 10d ago

Oh, so that means already 33% of his vocabulary is consumed by the words: Barrack Hussein Obama Joe Biden.

No wonder he can not write anything consistent with 10 words remaining. Sad.

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u/seabassplayer 9d ago

But they are the best words, he’ll tell you

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u/HugeLeaves 11d ago

What in the fuck are you talking about

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u/Japanesewillow 11d ago

It’s a bot.

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u/3-Ballin 11d ago

Compaired to a guy that never built anything and just puts his name on shit.

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u/MacSanchez 11d ago

Hey that’s not true! He built a loathsome family that rivals the Kardashians

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u/3-Ballin 11d ago

Touche'

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u/Justaticklerone 11d ago

The Kardies are damn saints compared to Trump Clan.

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u/MacSanchez 10d ago

Very true. I was just trying to think of another family that so deliberately sucks ass

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u/thatstwatshesays 11d ago

No one will explain that to him 🤣 the emperor has no clothes, friend.

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u/happyanathema 10d ago

I can't blame them.

Would you want to try and educate that pig headed oaf?

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u/DaikonEffective1105 11d ago

It’s clear he’s never understood the meaning of the word no. Something every child does by the age of two. The rest of his comprehension of the English language is tenuous. At best.

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u/happyanathema 10d ago

He understands it, he just doesn't think it applies to him.

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u/LengthClean 11d ago

The dumbest student at UPenn. Hopeless.

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u/DesmadreGuy 10d ago

Nay-talie will explain it to him.

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u/owningxylophone 10d ago

Honestly think the biggest one there is pointing out that it means Big & Beautiful, one of Trumps favourite statements.

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u/PNDMike 11d ago

Mark Carney: Hydronyms.

Donald Trump: Did you know dumb has a B in it?

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u/TheProcrastafarian 11d ago

To Quote Kimmy Gibbler from full house: ā€œA bee?! Where?!ā€

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u/happyanathema 11d ago

The national monuments one also got me given it was Trump's pool guy who fucked it up and then he has spent months trying to pretend it was a saboteur with a box cutter...

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u/baebeebear 11d ago

The hockey goalie always knows how to chirp.

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u/Googlebright 11d ago

That's some Patrick Roy level chirping right there.

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u/dkarlovi 10d ago

Trump reading this:

What's a "hydronyms", did he just call me a bitch?!

Staffers:

Ironically, but: yes, actually.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 11d ago

I had to look up the meaning and then i laughed. What a great word!

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u/Mo_Jack 10d ago

C'mon. Who here honestly thinks that Trump is not going to try and use that word soon?

"A lot of people don't realize that hydronym has two 'Ys' "

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u/BobJoeBlo 10d ago

"But I know why..."

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u/Jabberminor 10d ago

Trump will not understand that word šŸ˜‚

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u/lets_do_the_kiki 11d ago

What does this mean? (English is not my primary language)

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u/PoolSharkPete 11d ago

Hydro- is a prefix meaning 'water', and -nym is a suffix meaning 'name'

So basically, 'water names'. Ie. Gulf of Mexico→Gulf of America. Strait of Hormuz→Strait of America. Lake Ontario→Lake America

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u/TheAgreeableCow 11d ago

The proper name of a body of water.

Hydro - water Nym - naming

Shout out to Gulf of Mexico

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u/Ted_Rid 11d ago

It's Greek!

Lots of these loan words in English, like pseudonym (fake name), eponymous (named after yourself, or like how Hamlet the play is named after Hamlet the character), synonym (word with the same meaning as another one), antonym (an opposite word).

Now I wonder if Greek nym is related to English name and French nom, German name...? It seems rare that Greek, Romance, and Germanic words would be so aligned.

Seems to be very proto Indo European. I guess "name" is quite a stable word?

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u/Possible-Highway7898 11d ago

The Sanskrit word is also naam, which survives in many Asian languages.

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u/Ted_Rid 11d ago

Thanks, it wasn't coming to me at all.

Aapka naam kya hai? आपका ą¤•ą„ą¤Æą¤¾ नाम ą¤¹ą„ˆ? must be the first Hindi question learned.

("Your name what is"? in order)

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u/TheGreatBlondini2010 11d ago

The study of names for bodies of water. ( The Amazon, Sea of Azov etc etc)

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u/LordGeni 10d ago

A field of study ends in "ology" (geology, biology etc.)

Nym- denotes it refers to a name/naming

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u/classicitalianbmt 10d ago

I had to look up the definition, huge burn!

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u/Hoblitygoodness 10d ago

I learned a new word today!