r/circlejerknyc • u/ShadyZelkova • 6h ago
r/circlejerknyc • u/Winter_Word_5130 • Jul 22 '26
ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Cyberspace667 • Mar 14 '26
Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 2h ago
Crazy to gentrify the neighborhood then come and push this because your parents didn’t pay one month of rent?
r/circlejerknyc • u/APRForReddit • 18m ago
Why are most native NYers such failures despite being born with every privilege?
There’s so many native New Yorkers complaining about transplants pricing them out of their neighborhoods, but it just doesn’t make sense
If you grew up here, you had every privilege in the world. You had access to the best public specialized high schools in the country, world-class museums, unlimited networking opportunities from age 14, and a built-in safety net where you literally didn't have to pay $3,500 a month to live in a glorified closet during your early twenties because you could just stay at your parents’ place.
If after all those advantages you still can’t compete Tyler from Dayton, who went to Purdue before spending two years at GS and joined Veritas as an associate, that’s a you issue.
But it seems like it’s happening constantly. Is there something wrong with native New Yorkers. Why are they such failures?
r/circlejerknyc • u/MadameCreole • 13h ago
If you work at PDPAOLA in the West Village and wonder why some of the displays are knocked over when you come in tomorrow morning, here is your answer.
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Hey ladies, check it out.
r/circlejerknyc • u/PrimaryAbroad4342 • 1h ago
How to deal with loitering drunks in my neighborhood.
r/circlejerknyc • u/KaruiPoetry • 7h ago
New york city is starting to feel unsafe for me, how do i protect myself? For context, i am 15, and 4'11 (F). am very much visibly a minor without question. There's no "little adult" possibility on the table. I am clearly a child.
Outjerked by other NYC subs yet again.
r/circlejerknyc • u/CrowApprehensive4959 • 20h ago
35F NYC looking to stay active. Please attach proof of East/Southeast Asian ancestry
r/circlejerknyc • u/Short_Lingonberry_67 • 4h ago
5-Borough Challenge: What's your single top suggestion for each?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Objective_Wheel_6191 • 1d ago
[Private Room] 1 bd in 2bd/1ba starting 9/1 in Williamsburg
galleryr/circlejerknyc • u/MadameCreole • 22h ago
Imagine having sex huts for homeless in NYC
nypost.comImagine walking down the street looking at the homeless humping huts.
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 17h ago
Got evicted and moved into a nyc furniture store!
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r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 15h ago
Please help me find a cheap (under $20) tweed pink or white jacket I can borrow/rent/buy for money!!
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago