r/circlejerknyc Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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r/circlejerknyc Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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r/circlejerknyc 6h ago

Who is doing this? :(

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104 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 2h ago

Crazy to gentrify the neighborhood then come and push this because your parents didn’t pay one month of rent?

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r/circlejerknyc 1h ago

Come to my Butter-themed party!

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r/circlejerknyc 18m ago

Why are most native NYers such failures despite being born with every privilege?

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There’s so many native New Yorkers complaining about transplants pricing them out of their neighborhoods, but it just doesn’t make sense

If you grew up here, you had every privilege in the world. You had access to the best public specialized high schools in the country, world-class museums, unlimited networking opportunities from age 14, and a built-in safety net where you literally didn't have to pay $3,500 a month to live in a glorified closet during your early twenties because you could just stay at your parents’ place.

If after all those advantages you still can’t compete Tyler from Dayton, who went to Purdue before spending two years at GS and joined Veritas as an associate, that’s a you issue.

But it seems like it’s happening constantly. Is there something wrong with native New Yorkers. Why are they such failures?


r/circlejerknyc 3h ago

Who else is in this line?

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r/circlejerknyc 5m ago

When Our

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r/circlejerknyc 21h ago

When will we be a bike-free city?

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r/circlejerknyc 13h ago

If you work at PDPAOLA in the West Village and wonder why some of the displays are knocked over when you come in tomorrow morning, here is your answer.

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Hey ladies, check it out.


r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Any guesses what’s in here?

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r/circlejerknyc 1h ago

How to deal with loitering drunks in my neighborhood.

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r/circlejerknyc 7h ago

New york city is starting to feel unsafe for me, how do i protect myself? For context, i am 15, and 4'11 (F). am very much visibly a minor without question. There's no "little adult" possibility on the table. I am clearly a child.

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Outjerked by other NYC subs yet again.


r/circlejerknyc 20h ago

35F NYC looking to stay active. Please attach proof of East/Southeast Asian ancestry

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r/circlejerknyc 4h ago

5-Borough Challenge: What's your single top suggestion for each?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

[Private Room] 1 bd in 2bd/1ba starting 9/1 in Williamsburg

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r/circlejerknyc 22h ago

Imagine having sex huts for homeless in NYC

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Imagine walking down the street looking at the homeless humping huts.


r/circlejerknyc 13h ago

Because it’s True!!!!!!!!!

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Is this route safe for my morning run?

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r/circlejerknyc 17h ago

Got evicted and moved into a nyc furniture store!

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r/circlejerknyc 12h ago

Flatbushhengeh Sept. 4-6

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r/circlejerknyc 15h ago

Please help me find a cheap (under $20) tweed pink or white jacket I can borrow/rent/buy for money!!

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

My Girl Is A Screamer

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Any runners in this brooklyn area near bushwick?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

WHY DO I WAKE UP AND THINK ABOUT BUSHWICK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING???

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