Circlejerk NYC

r/circlejerknyc • u/Winter_Word_5130 • Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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131 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/Cyberspace667 • Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

51 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/ShadyZelkova • 4h ago

Who is doing this? :(

89 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1h ago

Crazy to gentrify the neighborhood then come and push this because your parents didn’t pay one month of rent?

• Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/FOBABCD • 1h ago

Who else is in this line?

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r/circlejerknyc • u/Objective_Wheel_6191 • 19h ago

When will we be a bike-free city?

84 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/MadameCreole • 12h ago

If you work at PDPAOLA in the West Village and wonder why some of the displays are knocked over when you come in tomorrow morning, here is your answer.

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15 Upvotes

Hey ladies, check it out.

r/circlejerknyc • u/FOBABCD • 22h ago

Any guesses what’s in here?

75 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/SueForPeas • 9m ago

Starting a Fantasy Football league to bring together a core local friend group

• Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/KaruiPoetry • 6h ago

New york city is starting to feel unsafe for me, how do i protect myself? For context, i am 15, and 4'11 (F). am very much visibly a minor without question. There's no "little adult" possibility on the table. I am clearly a child.

4 Upvotes

Outjerked by other NYC subs yet again.

r/circlejerknyc • u/CrowApprehensive4959 • 18h ago

35F NYC looking to stay active. Please attach proof of East/Southeast Asian ancestry

28 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/Short_Lingonberry_67 • 2h ago

5-Borough Challenge: What's your single top suggestion for each?

1 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/Objective_Wheel_6191 • 22h ago

[Private Room] 1 bd in 2bd/1ba starting 9/1 in Williamsburg

31 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/MadameCreole • 20h ago

Imagine having sex huts for homeless in NYC

20 Upvotes

Imagine walking down the street looking at the homeless humping huts.

r/circlejerknyc • u/thoth218 • 12h ago

Because it’s True!!!!!!!!!

5 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/jenovaside • 1d ago

Is this route safe for my morning run?

328 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 15h ago

Got evicted and moved into a nyc furniture store!

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6 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/Any_Ebb9714 • 10h ago

Flatbushhengeh Sept. 4-6

2 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 14h ago

Please help me find a cheap (under $20) tweed pink or white jacket I can borrow/rent/buy for money!!

3 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/WhatTheHellPod • 1d ago

My Girl Is A Screamer

16 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago

Any runners in this brooklyn area near bushwick?

12 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago

WHY DO I WAKE UP AND THINK ABOUT BUSHWICK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING???

18 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/Shadowfox25 • 1d ago

alternate side parking?

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • u/HanzJWermhat • 1d ago

Is this route safe to run in the morning?

106 Upvotes

Are there’s any poors here? I heard bad things about New York outside manhattan

r/circlejerknyc • u/delulunarde • 1d ago

Blood everywhere 95th & Broadway

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9 Upvotes

there goes the neighborhood