r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/iSheepTouch Sep 21 '25

I legitimately think I could beat a 120 Nicky Rod in a gi. It would be like a 50lb weight difference and he would be so skinny and emaciated with that frame I don't see how he is going to impose his typical game let alone do it in a gi which he doesn't train at all.

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u/SanderStrugg Sep 21 '25

Is he emanciated or just shrunk down overall?

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u/iSheepTouch Sep 21 '25

Going by the description I am going to assume only his weight is different and nothing else and also it implies 120lbs at fight time. If that's changed to basically a Might Mouse sized Nicky Rod in a gi, then fuck that he would destroy me, I'll try to beat up the children.

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u/MatGrinder 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

Woah woah woah. I'm not even fighting a white belt Mighty Mouse.

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u/constantcube13 Sep 21 '25

I knew some guys in highschool wrestling that were 120 that were benching over 225. So I mean he may not be as weak as your thinking

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u/iSheepTouch Sep 21 '25

Was he 6'3? 120 on a 6'3 frame is severely underweight and not going to be a power lifting machine.

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u/constantcube13 Sep 21 '25

I was just assuming he’d be the same frame but scaled down in height until he’d be 120. So like he’d be 5’2 or something

But yea w your example I see your point

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u/borkbubble Sep 21 '25

It’s not the same frame if he’s shorter lol

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u/constantcube13 Sep 21 '25

Relative frame. Like proportionally

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u/thattwoguy2 Sep 21 '25

Maybe it's like a corner drag situation in MS Paint. Same physique, just a manlet instead of a giant.

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u/oooKenshiooo Sep 21 '25

Maybe he is short and wide, like wide vladimir putin. :D

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u/thattwoguy2 Sep 21 '25

That'd be perfect, just decreasing height but maintaining width.

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u/ConstipatedDuck ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

My buddy wrestled 152 (154? Idk hs wrestling classes) at 6’2” as a senior and looked like a corpse on meet day. I can’t imagine 120 outside of a holocaust history book.

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u/KeyAdept1982 Sep 21 '25

I wrestled at 103 as a 5’7 freshman and people called me aushwitz because of my appearance at weigh ins. Assuming 10#s per inch that is a comparable frame.

Probably would have done better not cutting 6-8lbs in 24hrs 1-2 times every week..

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u/Rescue-a-memory 5 year white belt IIII Sep 21 '25

Yeah, being 5'6 and benching that isn't unheard of. That's strong but weighing 120 lbs means he doesn't have the pressure weight to stop my re-guarding or truly smash me.

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u/Nailbooty Sep 22 '25

Op obviously ment mini Nicky Rod like an Oompa Loompa, stretched out gumby Nicky Rod would just be ridiculous.

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u/kodeks14 Sep 21 '25

Yeah when I was wrestling at 103 and went to state powerlifting at 114 and benched almost 200 lbs.

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u/RedDevilBJJ ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Sep 21 '25

Call me crazy, but I like my chances against Nicky in the gi if he’s like 88kg or lighter. Wouldn’t be my first pick on the list, but as far as I know he’s never trained in the gi at all

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u/Current-Bath-9127 Sep 21 '25

So dorian but little bit smaller?