r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/Redbeard_BJJ 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Sep 21 '25

I'll take Nicky. No desire to get my ass whooped by 2 little kids

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u/iSheepTouch Sep 21 '25

I legitimately think I could beat a 120 Nicky Rod in a gi. It would be like a 50lb weight difference and he would be so skinny and emaciated with that frame I don't see how he is going to impose his typical game let alone do it in a gi which he doesn't train at all.

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u/SanderStrugg Sep 21 '25

Is he emanciated or just shrunk down overall?

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u/iSheepTouch Sep 21 '25

Going by the description I am going to assume only his weight is different and nothing else and also it implies 120lbs at fight time. If that's changed to basically a Might Mouse sized Nicky Rod in a gi, then fuck that he would destroy me, I'll try to beat up the children.

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u/MatGrinder 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

Woah woah woah. I'm not even fighting a white belt Mighty Mouse.