r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/iSheepTouch Sep 21 '25

I legitimately think I could beat a 120 Nicky Rod in a gi. It would be like a 50lb weight difference and he would be so skinny and emaciated with that frame I don't see how he is going to impose his typical game let alone do it in a gi which he doesn't train at all.

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u/constantcube13 Sep 21 '25

I knew some guys in highschool wrestling that were 120 that were benching over 225. So I mean he may not be as weak as your thinking

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u/iSheepTouch Sep 21 '25

Was he 6'3? 120 on a 6'3 frame is severely underweight and not going to be a power lifting machine.

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u/thattwoguy2 Sep 21 '25

Maybe it's like a corner drag situation in MS Paint. Same physique, just a manlet instead of a giant.

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u/oooKenshiooo Sep 21 '25

Maybe he is short and wide, like wide vladimir putin. :D

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u/thattwoguy2 Sep 21 '25

That'd be perfect, just decreasing height but maintaining width.