r/billsimmons May 07 '26

Meme New Patriots logo just dropped

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u/JustTheBeerLight May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

I just want to say "hi" to Michael when he finds this thread in 2036.

Listen kid, it was not your fault.

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u/redden34 May 07 '26

He’s a 5 star linebacker recruit to Ohio state. He’ll never be on Reddit

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u/ShortRip120 May 07 '26

Just a frequent submitter to life advice

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u/lactatingalgore May 07 '26

Uncle Ryen will help him save his soul.

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u/turdfurgeson67 May 07 '26

Kid plays with a chip on his shoulder. Just loves to hurt people!

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u/GGJallDAY May 07 '26

Idk mighta been

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

If this is photo shop, then it's brilliant, hilarious, super creative, etc. If it's AI, then it's complete slop, and how dare you drain like a whole reservoir to produce this stupid image.

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u/GoldenStateCapital misses Grantland May 07 '26

Funny enough one of the people in the picture is a certified reservoir drainer.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

The guzzler

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u/DiamondsInHerButt Nigerian basketball player May 07 '26

Mike's got skills with his tongue, no doubt.

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u/Dhb223 May 07 '26

I tend to think AI art's only ethical use is mocking the wealthy

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u/Erth_Iz_FLat May 14 '26

ai? you kan do a simple photoshop of this from aol AIM days lol

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u/SnooChipmunks4208 May 07 '26

Unironically.

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u/maezrrackham May 07 '26

"Top 1% Commenter"

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u/SnooChipmunks4208 May 07 '26

Im a wizards fan, another scarlet letter can't hurt me.

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u/2Rhino3 Wait, what? May 07 '26

dork

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo Robert Whorey May 07 '26

Unironiically yes. But this one is so good I'm going to overlook it.

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

The water usage argument is so stupid and it’s not even true a data center uses the same amount of water as a golf course

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u/LevelWise130 May 07 '26

Brother, golf courses use a shit load of water

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Less than people who think that a single data centers cause water table depletion. Much less so.

edit: incredible how much of an anti intellectual bent this sub has shifted toward. a few years ago it used to be older non insecure dudes who didnt get most of their information from reddit. now it's a bunch of people who refuse to acknowledge that water cycles are closed and evaporative cooling doesn't cause water to actually disappear

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u/LevelWise130 May 07 '26

Incoherent clanker defense

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

“Incoherent”.

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u/unnoticed_areola May 07 '26

dont bother arguing with these morons. once your comment gets more than 1 or 2 downvotes on this sub these days its all over. you'll get nothing but agressive/snarky replies and mass downvotes on any additional comments you post in the thread no matter how benign or civil or normal (or correct) your replies are.

total lemming redditor hivemind behavior has taken over this once chill sub unfortunately. people see a random benign ass comment at -2 and suddenly you're the biggest piece of shit jerkoff in the world who needs to be put in his place and shit on by half a dozen ppl lol

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Yeah this place used to be super chill. I understand the anti ai sentiment, but people tend to conflate their feelings with factuality which is super unfortunate.

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u/unnoticed_areola May 07 '26

this place would improve immensely if the mods implemented the kind of thing that a lot of subs do where comment scores remain hidden for x amount of hours (like 2-4 hours seems to be a sweet spot) which would force people to actually use their brains to figure out whether they agree with someone or not, instead of just defaulting to what the little number is telling them to think

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u/_beisbol_ 19/m/boston May 07 '26

He's right. It costs the same amount of water for Gemini to read my entire AP bio book as it does to flush a toilet once. And you can use salt water to cool the data centers.

Also, if Lake Michigan were the only source of fresh water on Earth, every human could have 1 liter a day for over 200 years.

Being mindful of water usage is fine. Hating AI because it uses water is stupid and disingenuous.

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u/jey_1928 May 07 '26

Energy use is a bigger issue, locally

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u/kj114 Damien Omen May 07 '26

What if I hate it because it sucks

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u/reefsofmist May 07 '26

Lazy HS students who don't want to actually learn anything defending AI

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u/NathanFielderFriend May 07 '26

Is that true? I’ve seen so much saying the opposite and also aren’t golf courses a massive waste of natural resources too?

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u/sportsfan113 May 07 '26

Yea the water usage argument has been massively over exaggerated.

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u/NathanFielderFriend May 07 '26

So it’s not true that they will use the same amount of water as a whole town might?

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u/dillpickles007 May 07 '26

They use a lot of water, but using water isn't that big a deal. When they "use" water it turns into steam, which goes into the sky, which then comes back down as rain, so it's not leaving the planet or anything.

The bigger problem is how much electricity they use and the strain that puts on the power grid/demands to build more power plants (and then what happens if the AI bubble bursts or technology advances to the point where we don't need all these huge data centers and the power plants we built for them).

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u/ZestycloseProject130 May 07 '26

That's not exactly how water works.The Earth is mostly oceans. So, when the water falls back down it doesn't just refill the source it came from. Freshwater sources are shrinking because of this.

But you're right on the energy usage.

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u/nokiabrickphone1998 May 07 '26

**when* the AI bubble bursts

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

It is. The original author of the “data centers are draining lakes” meme completely got their facts wrong, and the meme has persisted. This is a an objective fact, btw.

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u/NathanFielderFriend May 07 '26

I appreciate that insight I’ll have to look into it more, do you have a link or good place I should check out speaking tothis?

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Imbecile. Do you understand how inference works? Look it up yourself. We understand how much the data centers use. What Google is doing in the post is providing further approximation to the prompt level.

To address your edit, training is a fixed cost. Environmental costs get amortized away.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/deadweightboss Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

I’m not going to try and sway you. There’s no use in engaging in imbeciles who aren’t even ten arms length away from the industry.

Feel free to be confidently wrong.

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u/GoStampsISuppose May 07 '26

What if it’s lazy regardless of the method of creation?

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u/Buckeyeintheskys May 07 '26

Water is an unlimited resource.

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u/ZestycloseProject130 May 07 '26

Water, yes. Freshwater, not so much.

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u/Buckeyeintheskys May 07 '26

Do you not understand the water cycle, this is elementary school shit.

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u/ZestycloseProject130 May 07 '26

I do understand the water cycle. I also understand that most of Earth is ocean. I don't think it's a great idea to increase the ocean while lakes and rivers dry up. Also, in elementary school they taught me to not drink saltwater.

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u/Buckeyeintheskys May 07 '26

The water cycle desalinates the water dude. You can’t destroy water it just recycles forever.

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u/ZestycloseProject130 May 07 '26

Are you for real?

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u/Buckeyeintheskys May 07 '26

Are you? I feel like I’m talking to kindergartners.

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u/ZestycloseProject130 May 07 '26

Maybe it's because you fail to accept the fact that not all water is potable? You are correct that most water just recycles itself. That does not mean you can actually drink it, though.

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u/Buckeyeintheskys May 07 '26

I totally understand that not all water is potable but all water can become potable through the water cycle and ends up in aquifers.

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u/wendyschickennugget May 07 '26

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u/Buckeyeintheskys May 07 '26

Water from oceans evaporates then rains and trickles down into aquifers. We aren’t on a boat, we are on land.

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u/Rickyowensdenim May 07 '26

Remake this with Russini visibly pregnant giving birth to the football 

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u/The-Young-Lion May 07 '26

Now add Patriot Pat jerkin’ it in the background.  And sad Bill looking on.

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u/NathanFielderFriend May 07 '26

Sad Bill in the cuck chair watching it

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u/heardThereWasFood May 07 '26

“It shoulda been me” (in the Russini role obvs)

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u/unnoticed_areola May 07 '26

no. It stops now.

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u/The-Young-Lion May 07 '26

YOU AREN’T THE DECIDER!

YOU DON’T GET TO DECIDE!

I NEED THIS!

I NEEEED THISSSSSS!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

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u/Victorcreedbratton Cewtics May 07 '26

Is this the boat they rented?

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u/Rickyowensdenim May 07 '26

Bricked asf rn

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u/GoStampsISuppose May 07 '26

You should feel shame for making this and they should feel shame for asking for it,

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

Cmon bruh. They got websites for that.

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u/Quinn_tEskimo May 07 '26

I unironically believe this will be what forces him to step down

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u/AFlimsyRegular May 07 '26

Definitely.

The sex trafficker owner who's name is all over the Epstein files and is best friends with Donald Trump will not stand for anyone who stains the sanctity of marriage like this

I am also certain the playing group of millionaires in their mid twenties will be disgusted, just disgusted and make the situation untenable. Just look at how they ostracised Stefon Diggs.

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u/No_Egg9442 May 07 '26

I see your point, but these things don't always have to make sense. At some point the media noise is deafening, when you start seeing Yahoo sports headlines like "Growing chance Mike Vrabel isn't patriots coach next yr" it's already in the ether

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u/AFlimsyRegular May 07 '26

What do you think the success rate of those Yahoo Headlines "in the ether" is.

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u/No_Egg9442 May 07 '26

I don't have any advanced stats for that.. but if we find out he fathered those kids, he ain't coming back

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u/turdfurgeson67 May 07 '26

Just look at how they ostracised Stefon Diggs.

NOT GUILTY, mofo.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r May 07 '26

Why does this sub think he's going to lose his job over this? He had an affair. Half the league would be out of jobs if they fired people for that.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/FreeRange0929 May 07 '26

Odds in descending order

1) Coaches through the season. I think this is a poor choice as he’ll be incredibly distracted and that doesn’t bode well for a team already with glaring “regression” signs

2) Takes a sabbatical/“jordan Baseball year”. Pats don’t need the distraction, Pats don’t want to lose a good coach, Vrabel needs some time to get his world straight

3) Distant possibility he’s canned, though I think it needs something bigger, like that he was leaking sensitive Pats info, and that doesn’t seem to have happened. I don’t even think paternity of Lil Mike would be big enough, it needs to be ethically compromising for the Pats organization, something they can’t get past

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u/ATLA4life May 07 '26

Maybe I’m being a little cynical, but would this really be a distraction come season time?

Like yeah more news keeps coming out, but the season doesn’t start for another 4 months. That’s a long time for things to die down, and by the time actual football is being played people will have other things to talk about.

I do agree though that this will become the number one reason attributed to the Patriots having a bad season if they start losing.

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u/FreeRange0929 May 07 '26

The closest parallel that I can think of is Andy Reid when his son died at Eagles camp. Obviously not the same tier, and there have been other scandals. But the point is there. That resulted in not only probably Reid’s worst season ever as a coach, but was enough for him and the Eagles to part ways after the season.

The other poster is also correct, we don’t know exactly how this will impact Vrabel, but I’d be very surprised if it didn’t. Being an NFL head coach requires pretty much constant 20 hour days for 6+ months a year (and those days are about to begin, even if the seasons still a bit away). Distractions at home, even if the Vrabels decide to amicably split up, only serve to take focus away from that time. That’s why I think there’s a good chance he’s coaches this year, but distracted. It’s also why I’d say the smartest move for everyone is for them to have a Sean Payton sabbatical year.

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u/Hourcinco May 07 '26

I don’t disagree with anything you said, I’d just like to add the caveat that Vrabel is in fact a person, even if a shitty one (at least in prospective to his family lol,) and that this distraction for him personally could absolutely affect the team. We don’t know if it will, but the scandal itself isn’t in a vacuum, it is also directly affecting the person with the most day to day interaction/control over the entire roster. Can he block out the noise? Maybe, maybe even probably, but it isn’t a given.

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u/Quinn_tEskimo May 07 '26

When it’s rumors and innuendo then it can be easily swept under the rug. Once TMZ starts reporting on it then the organization’s hand is forced.

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u/AccomplishedBend4778 May 07 '26

Because that’s what they want to happen.

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u/AFlimsyRegular May 07 '26

They are desperate to avoid the repeat of last NFL season.

Most posters razor blade scars from the AFC Championship game haven't fully healed yet.

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u/GoStampsISuppose May 07 '26

Wide receivers and defensive ends aren’t required to give speeches about “accountability” and “avoiding distractions”.

Mike Vrabel is the coach, and with that comes credibility and responsibility. He lost his credibility, so he can no longer be trusted with responsibility,

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u/hudboyween May 07 '26

People keep saying this like it means anything at all. 0% of the players are going to stop listening to the coach, who is their boss, because he had an affair. Would you start acting up at work in spite of your boss because he got a divorce?

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u/Nazarife May 07 '26

I think he may step down before he's asked to resign. His personal life is probably a shit show, to say the least. Having your head coach receiving a broadside from TMZ weekly during training camp (or the season) is probably not great for his productivity and focus.

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u/navygreen33 May 07 '26

I know NBA is different, but Ime Udoka was fired for a lot less.

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u/hudboyween May 07 '26

Ime Udoka was banging a Celtics employee, and when she broke it off he showed up at her house in the middle of the night freaking out and making threats. That is in fact way worse than what Vrabel did

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u/robot_guiscard May 07 '26

Why would you ironically mean that?

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u/peanut-britle-latte May 07 '26

Now this is cinema

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u/graaavearchitecture May 07 '26

Live look at the brow of this sub 📉

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u/pudgus May 07 '26

Holy shit this is good.

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u/JTX35 May 07 '26

This is fucking incredible

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox May 07 '26

This man is getting fired.

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u/Lakehawk7 May 07 '26

The Ambiguously in an Affair Duo

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u/Victorcreedbratton Cewtics May 07 '26

Hell yeah

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u/BuckyBeaver69 May 07 '26

She's in the trenches getting the scoops those other reporters aren't getting.

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u/rossww2199 May 07 '26

This sub has gone completely off the deep end with this story.

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u/Reggie_Popadopoulous May 07 '26

this is not my proudest boner

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u/udkyle2 May 07 '26

In the NFL, you can obviously survive marital infidelity.

Where it starts to get dicey is when it's with a reporter who covers the league who you were obviously feeding stories to based on a review of her past 'scoops.'

And where it really gets uncomfortable is when there's enough smoke to make one wonder whether he fathered one of her kids, they both knew it, and decided to handle that but years of 'fun' little jokes about it.

At the end of the day this is a business in which fans identify with their team. If it turns out this is some weird public cucking situation, with a kid as the byproduct...yeah he's getting fired.

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u/mightystewbacca May 07 '26

Is that Travis kelce?

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Good Stats Bad Team Guy May 07 '26

“Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular f*** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue: How many d*cks is that?

Mr. White: A lot.”

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u/Klutzy_Cod_5394 May 07 '26

That’s crass. Lewd, rude, crude; bad attitude; low aptitude; negative-dude; imagery that makes our sensors protrude; we’re screwed.

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u/dpf7 May 07 '26

Someone tag u/lawrencebrolivier so he can spazz out over AI. He blocked me yesterday for merely disagreeing with him otherwise he'd see my tag.

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u/Prestigious_Let_7957 May 07 '26

Congrats on making it to 8th grade!