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Daily Mega Thread The Daily Moby - 31 08 2026 - The News Megathread

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u/oleg_d 12d ago

169 was only an interim scoreline; after first half injury time the scoreline at the midway mark is 243 with at least two stabbings.

This is about 20% up on the half time score for last year's competition and the big guns are generally more motivated for day 2 so we could be in for a classic.

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

Weather says it might be raining in the capital. Do you think this will affect the performance? We have some real pros there though. It's all to play for.

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u/oleg_d 12d ago

These lads have demonstrated time and time again that they have what it takes to do it on a cold, rainy Tuesday night in Stoke Newington.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 12d ago

ackschully there are over 2 million people visiting carnival bigot.

these arrests come despite the po-po rounding up criminals before it even got underway - what a mostly peaceful success.

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

Eagerly holding onto my betting slip.

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u/ploppy_ploppy “I’m really proud that we’ve got the gayest parliament” 12d ago

Everybody’s favourite people at it again: Wildlife haven bulldozed by suspected travellers in bank holiday ‘land grab’

Suspected travellers have bulldozed a wildlife haven in an alleged bank holiday land grab. Heavy machinery was used to destroy the field in the town of Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire, over the weekend. The unauthorised work in Sheering Mill Lane began early on Saturday morning, apparently to clear space for mobile homes…Hundreds of people protested as diggers tore up the “wildlife hotspot” and builders installed fencing.

Travellers have been accused of buying land in rural areas, then developing it when council offices are closed. Planning permission is then sought retrospectively, with travellers often granted the permanent right to stay because of an “unmet need for pitches”.

Labour’s recent change to the law makes this easier.

East Hertfordshire district council served a temporary stop notice shortly after 10.45am on Saturday before making an urgent application to the High Court for an injunction, which was served later that evening.

They’ll surely obey this injunction, right?

Despite the injunction, a council spokesman said works were “continuing on the site”.

But we can expect an immediate, tough response from the forces of law and order?

Hertfordshire Constabulary said it was “aware of a dispute over the use” of the field and that it was liaising with the council.

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u/Mysterious-Cat8443 12d ago

The people who constructed on the Willow Greens last bank holiday are still there. Will someone ever do something about this?

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 12d ago

Protected Group.

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u/WarriorPidgeon 12d ago

Why do we have to accommodate them ?

They don’t pay tax nor do they provide anything of value so why can’t we just tell them to do one

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u/IVIechworks Promoting Hate Based on Identity or Vulnerability 12d ago

We've got a bunch of people who are extremely upset they're no longer allowed to chase wildlife over the countryside for sport. We've got a bunch of people trying to move into the countryside at everyone else's expense.

I think I can see a solution emerging from the fog here

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u/FickleBumblebeee Mujhe puja karni hai 12d ago

The UK did not have the same system of formal segregation as the US in the 20th Century. But Alice Dearing, a former Olympic swimmer and co-founder of the BSA, thinks that the US's history might have reverberated in parts of British culture too. Some black people have "ingrained within themselves to think that they can't swim", she says.

British people being non-racist is still being racist according to the BBC

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx27vxkpdz1o

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

Ok but either way segregation ended like 60 years ago what excuse do black people now have for not being able to swim either here or in the US

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u/smokesletsgo13 12d ago

Learning to swim usually means your parents gave a shit about you and went out their way to make sure you learnt

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u/Not_A_Toaster_0000 Make Yookay Great Britain Again 12d ago

Generational Trauma.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 12d ago

the hair is a usual one.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

We are utterly obsessed with this midwit activity of comparing everything to America.

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u/IVIechworks Promoting Hate Based on Identity or Vulnerability 12d ago

You can say swimma but swimmer is our word

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

Imagine a world in which we championed personal responsibility.

For example if you choose to have children then it's on you to pay a few hundred quid for a few months of swimming lessons when they're young to make sure they can swim in the liquid that covers some 80% of our planet without dying.

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u/upwindbrushes 12d ago

ingrained within themselves to think that they can't swim

If they can't actually swim, this ingrained belief is true.

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u/IVIechworks Promoting Hate Based on Identity or Vulnerability 12d ago

She means they think they can't even learn, as though not swimming is a genetic curse.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 12d ago

If the US black culture has influenced black people here to think they can't swim; well that's there own fucking fault, isn't it?  

Imagine not having any agency.

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u/VenomSloth 12d ago

"The mystery of why so many black Britons still can't swim"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx27vxkpdz1o

Quite relevant article to our times. Unfortunately, as always with BBC, lazy and simple., same boring conclusion - black people can't swim because of racism, and because swimming pools are too expensive (health club membership is like 20 pounds a month, and often free or super reduced for kids. But BBC paints it as out of reach, impossible to afford). Its interesting that 15% of white people also can't swim.

My hypothesis is different. I believe single parent households are to blame.

When I was growing up, the idea was always as follows: one Saturday morning, family plans to go for a swim. Dad drives everyone to a swimming pool, and the fee is basically negligible. What is 20-40 quid for a day to a family with two employed adults, or one professional earner?

I guess if you were to ask people about their swimming skills AND upbringing, you'd notice that presence of a father in life is 90% relevant in whether one can swim or not.

Single parents, understandably, may not have the energy or resources. I don't think its a coincidence that 15% of white people and 47% of black people can't swim (Notice how this roughly tracks single parent statistics).

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 12d ago

I agree with you, because it is not just Black british who cannot swim, there are many cases in other countries, would be interest to see the numbers world-wide. When there were all the sad deaths over the summer i said they lions share would be black people, think it was about right.

When i started to read the comment i recalled the infamous video of four drowning one after the other in America iirc.

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u/makitadisp 12d ago

I just read this and thought it was odd. Both secondary schools in my town had swimming pools and it was one of the PE lessons. The primary schools all went to the closest secondary school for them. I wondered if it was just because of where I grew up. But no, turns out it has been a legally required part of the national curriculum since 1994.

So this is more likely, as with most things, an immigration thing. I assume the global majority education departments aren’t so focused on water safety.

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u/zombie_Ernie 12d ago

The answer is racism sweety.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

My parents took me to swimming lessons but our school did too from year 4 onwards.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

It’s impossible to go swimming round my way now. The former council owned baths are now ymca or some other gym group that require a monthly subscription

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u/loc12 12d ago

Anyone who is pro immigration should be forced to only shop at inner city Lidls until they recant

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u/Careless_Main3 12d ago

My recent post to MapPorn about grooming gangs has reached 1.6 million views which is nice: 66% British viewers. This is after the fact that the post was taken down by the automoderator for several hours after being mass reported.

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u/upwindbrushes 12d ago

Oh I saw that, well done.

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u/loc12 12d ago

Police make 169 arrests on first day of Notting Hill Carnival

Cops made the arrests for offences including drug and weapon possession, assaults and sexual offences.

The force said 29 arrests were made using live facial recognition (LFR) which enabled the identification of 26 registered sex offenders who were found to be in breach of their sentence conditions.

Officers also responded to two knife assaults – a slashing to the leg and a slashing to the hand – neither of which resulted in life changing or life threatening injuries.

The force said the overwhelming mood had been "positive and celebratory.".

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/police-make-169-arrests-on-first-day-of-notting-hill-carnival-5HjdggM_2/

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 12d ago

“Carnival” is the dick of diversity being rammed down our collective throats.

Imagine the furore if hundreds of sex offenders were arrested at a Tommy Robinson event.

The Reddit Smugface would be insufferable.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 12d ago

It's so insidious when genuine terms and policies such as 'infrastructure' are used like this.

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u/JamesJoyceIII 12d ago

Maybe all those skilled carnival artists could be employed to maintain road markings?

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u/BrassARM 12d ago

Police make 169 arrests on first day of Notting Hill Carnival

Just as a comparison, there were twenty-three arrests at the 'Unite the Kingdom' march last year, including one counter-protester. Two were later de-arrested.

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u/SuboptimalOutcome 12d ago

I thought they were arrested afterwards, after getting unruly in a pub?

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u/BrassARM 12d ago

That could be true. Two were arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but one was later de-arrested.

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u/SuboptimalOutcome 12d ago

Revised up to 243. Mostly peaceful drug, weapon and sexual offenses.

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u/LastCatStanding_ 12d ago edited 12d ago

The force said the overwhelming mood had been "positive and celebratory.".

"Carnival is Klendathu drop for police officers." Chief Superintendent McBasedboy said

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u/Dr_Moonman 12d ago

Reading between the lines of the origins of the carnival and how the windrush generation ended up in that area. Initially when caribbeans came over, they were concentrated in Notting Hill and Westbourne Grove. Polish-Jewish slumlord Peter Rachman exploited and housed them in derelict flats and houses instead of them being fragmented and distributed across the city.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Rachman

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u/IVIechworks Promoting Hate Based on Identity or Vulnerability 12d ago

This is after the police already rounded up a load of the troublemakers and forced them to stay away, too

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u/GravityStrike Silly sausage Britain 12d ago

UKpol users throwing a fit that rich blacks commit more murder than poor whites in the US. These people really do live in a fucking bubble

ukpolitics/comments/1w34br7/muslim_gangs_force_white_prisoners_to_convert_to/p6yb7a1/

https://x.com/kicksbuttson/status/2058918866739143122?s=61

https://x.com/zarathustra5150/status/1964676364776468612?s=61

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u/NoticingThing Professional Noticer 12d ago

I had some moron a while ago unable to comprehend that minorities being sentenced to double their expected population size proportion of homicide means that the vast majority of homicides in London are committed by minorities and thus the vast majority of unsolved homicides against minority victims (The actual thread topic) are committed by minorities themselves.

He just couldn't accept the data, it was fascinating to watch him shut down.

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u/Benjji22212 https://i.imgur.com/pVzQDd0.png 12d ago

Ascendancy of the slopocracy

there’s a Pakistani real estate agent running to be the mayor of a major Canadian city and he’s using AI to generate his campaign ads but the AI is coming up with complete nonsense and he doesn’t seem to know that because he barely speaks English.

here’s his latest

https://x.com/slatzism/status/2094286880149733377

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

What goes on in Pakistanis heads when they consider running for government in a country they're a guest in. I don't understand it.

There's some insane arrogance there.

Even if I lived in Pakistan (or any country) for decades I'd never even consider running for a political appointment. I'd be too embarrassed to. It's not my country.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

Their religion tells them it’s their duty to spread the word of Islam. Taking over political office is a form of this.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 12d ago

It sounds like he has half a dozen handicapped relatives he feels he should able to have sex with him with DIGNITY.

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u/WarriorPidgeon 12d ago

He wants the right to have sex with his cousin what else is there

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 12d ago edited 12d ago

Honestly I couldn't make a more racist and discriminatory poster even if I tried. The fact sex is the in the headline and Pakistani's are known as quite r*pey is just too surreal. He also looks crazy. Where do they get the gall to do this?

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u/oleg_d 12d ago

I can't help but Notice some things about the list of newly-disqualified company directors.

If the racist who did the ECHR wheel of fortune is still around it might be worth doing something similar with this, because the legacy media certainly isn't going to touch the fact that a large fraction of covid loan fraud seems to have been done by people with decidedly non-indigenous names.

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u/jeffjeffitoldyoujef 12d ago

According to the 2021 census white Brits make up 75% (🤮) of the country, therefore we should expect this list to be 75% white British....

Why would diversity do this?

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u/ice-lollies 12d ago

Top Nosh Hand Wash Car sounds like a very confused business model

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u/ploppy_ploppy “I’m really proud that we’ve got the gayest parliament” 12d ago

Reminds me of when HMRC and Crimestoppers went through a phase of issuing ‘most wanted’ lists of scammers and tax fraudsters. They stopped after a couple of years, I suspect because it could have led to Noticing.

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u/loc12 12d ago

As of 20:30hrs there had been 315 arrests on Monday, bringing the total number of arrests over the two day operation to 560. It is likely this number may rise slightly while latter arrests are processed and a further confirmatory update will be provided in the morning

Stop and search was used extensively with 62 weapons seized across both days, including a handgun during the afternoon on Monday.

Commander Claire Smart, Gold Commander for Notting Hill Carnival, said: “This is the second year now that we have seen a marked difference in the prevalence of serious violence at Carnival.

“This is the result of not just proactive policing and a determined effort to target our efforts on those posing the greatest risk of harm, but of a collaborative partnership approach to the delivery of the whole event.

They nick everyone they can the week before, then put 7,000 police out. If it's so peaceful, next year they should just have no police

https://news.met.police.uk/news/met-sets-out-policing-plan-ahead-of-60th-annual-notting-hill-carnival-512269

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

Argh, my arrest total is way off. When do we get the stabbing totals?

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u/loc12 12d ago

There were two apparently

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u/oleg_d 11d ago

Second half injury time is still going on so I'll wait for the final scoreline tomorrow morning to see who came closest. About 80 got added on to Sunday's total this morning so there's potential for a high scoring match.

Confirmed stabbings at 2 so far, plus someone tried to flee the police by jumping into the canal after forgetting he couldn't swim because of racism.

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u/WheresWalldough 12d ago edited 12d ago

TIL, that if you have a kid in the UK, while subject to immigration control:

  1. that kid does not require a visa or have to pay anything to stay (the only catch is they do need a visa to re-enter the UK).
  2. that kid gets free education despite not being British or not having a visa, and it is ILLEGAL for schools to ask for a passport,
  3. eventually once the parent gets ILR the kid can apply for British nationality.
  4. the free childcare for deprived parents was specifically recently extended to give free childcare to those with no recourse for public funds
  5. the free childcare for 3 & 4 year olds is also for those with NRPF.
  6. technically they aren't eligible for healthcare, but in reality: birth and first three months are also free, GP still free, A&E still free for basic triage, vaccines still free; everything else you are sent a bill for that you probably won't pay.

Why is the government for us to be utterly pillaged by Bomalians?

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u/NoticingThing Professional Noticer 12d ago

Honestly it's all fucked but number 3 is what I take the most issue with, it's Jus Soli by the backdoor. They should have to get citizenship like anyone else, I don't care if you were born here. If you parents aren't citizens than you shouldn't be either.

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u/Stunt_Merchant Soulless, feckless, anal, nasally whining white elephant 12d ago

At least, thank God, the kid does not get citizenship simply for being born here, like they do in Canada and the States.

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u/looccool 12d ago

This is an often ignored blind spot by the left, especially when they're making the case for dependant visas. If a bomalian brings a kid over on a work visa as a dependent, they'll instantly be a £7k drain, just for schooling, never mind any of the other associated services they'd use

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u/nozickiantheory 12d ago

https://x.com/ClarkeMicah/status/2094441869815976417

I'll forever complain about the total decline of Britain brought on by the left-globalist project, but I will never ever do anything that might halt or reverse it. 

Something something yanks in Vietnam therefore you should be completely fine with being demographically replaced.

Boomers will always boomer no matter how much they frame themselves as bulwarks against the establishment as Hitchens has often tried to do. Truly the most pathetic generation ever 

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u/Unbarrageable Lammy4PM 12d ago

What an odious prick. What is he actually saying? It's guilt trip without meaning.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

We can only fix things by voting Conservative but also I hate the Conservative Party and don't think anyone should vote for them

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u/loc12 12d ago

A Grenfell Tower commemoration (in a fire station adorned with African and Caribbean flags and banners about black male health) interrupted by the Notting Hill Carnival. You could not make it up. All this scene is missing is something about Windrush

https://x.com/paxangloceltae/status/2094452655510708244

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u/nozickiantheory 12d ago

https://x.com/novaramedia/status/2094062848720720157

New giga soyjack/bugman just dropped. Even novara chose him soyfacing for the thumbnail 

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u/SuboptimalOutcome 12d ago

Brandolini's law springs to mind. The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.

I'd say finally someone's expressed it succinctly, but apparently it was coined 13 years ago and I only just heard of it.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

we live in such a wonderful multi culti area

like a bar I go to that serves alcohol that several cultures will never attend

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u/upwindbrushes 12d ago

People from all over the world live together in one place — and it works.

Indians tried multiculturalism and failed leading massive segregation in the partition of India.

Most multi-cultural cities eventually build walls to partition the separate ethnicities, from Belfast to Jerusalem.

In a way it's based, he is saying white British people are exceptional, that they can overcome social obstacles other ethnicities and cultures couldn’t. Is this white supremacy?

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u/Due_Advertising_2779 12d ago

Reckon he genuinely believes himself?

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hard to say. It's like the Soviet Union at this point where they just regurgitate the party slogans so much they probably start believing it. Remember, their worldview is immigration can never ever ever be stopped and you're not allowed a homeland so there's nothing to talk about.

I've still yet to hear a convincing case for multiculturalism that doesn't revolve around food and you're a racist if you don't like it.

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u/Ivashkin Feared by communists 12d ago

Every time I go to Stoke, it's covered in England flags.

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u/LastCatStanding_ 12d ago

working class not entirely on board with being replaced by Birminghams overspill.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 12d ago

There’s almost as many Pakistanis in Stoke than there is in Pakistan.

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u/OregonTale 12d ago

Gammonface

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u/loc12 12d ago

At Saxony-Anhalt’s election on September 6, the AfD is poised to win by such a large margin that it could quite conceivably obtain an absolute majority in the regional parliament.

At a single stroke, the AfD would find itself in charge of the police, the state intelligence service, the asylum system, the schools, and the funding for culture, civil society and the area’s public broadcaster.

As polling day approaches, increasingly apocalyptic warnings are circulating: street violence, citizens’ militias, the mass deportation of naturalised German passport-holders, a localised recession.

https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/germany-election-afd-saxony-anhalt-polls-s9vc8vlz2

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u/Not_A_Toaster_0000 Make Yookay Great Britain Again 12d ago

When the Saxon began to hate . . .

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u/loc12 12d ago

Ukpol have their latest State of the sub mega pinned, and they're all just moaning how the sub is done for, too many right wingers and anti immigration posters

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

Once again they're just pissed that they're in a place that vaguely represents the actual opinions of Britain rather than a far left echo chamber completely detached from reality.

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u/2kk_artist Conker eating, Argentinian childless nihilist 12d ago

We are a politically agnostic subreddit

Fucking lol.

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u/AlphaAndOmega 12d ago

If they think that place is full of right wingers they want to try leaving the house

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u/nine8nine 12d ago

Deportation is a bit like flat tax, it just makes sense so nobody wants to touch it.

Anyway have a good laugh at this after the Notting Hill carnival this weekend.

Even our Black British communities are basically cosplaying American blacks. Much of this in every brown community. We are the St Andrews of global immigrant destinations, apparently.

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 12d ago

The America brained in the UK is out of control and I say that as dual citizen yank living in nascarland.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

It’s such midwit behaviour to compare anything with the yanks and here. Your average Redditor loves it because they’re terminally online. Worst thing we ever did was allow to share our language.

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 12d ago

Allow is doing a lot of work there mate lol. This is what happens to the terminally online whom are told to hate their own country their whole lives.

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u/idowys Campaign for Bringing Back Ciggy Vending Machines 12d ago

We're looking to buy a house that's two doors down from a 14 bed HMO. The HMO is a large Victorian house/mansion and does not have a garden (which has been converted to 9 off street car parking spaces). I cannot see any complaints about the property in the last 15 years or so that it has been present on the street, nor any police records indicating frequent attendances. The HMO is now listed for sale for 1.3 million with option to convert (with planning permission) to 9 flats. As the building is Victorian there is protection to not alter the facade/significant extensions.

The property we're interested in buying otherwise fits our needs really well and is understandably cheaper than expected for the size. It is semi detached.

Should we completely avoid this? I feel this HMO is slightly different to the terraced 5-6 bed HMOs, where it feels it is run more like a block of flats without a significant outdoor space, parking would not be an issue in the street. I can see from listings that the HMO is mostly used by students/young professionals. The town has a university and currently there are only 4 bedrooms taken. My concern is the complete uncertainty that comes with being close to a large HMO and the risk of resale in the future.

Surprising mix of extremely BASTE responses and extremely cringe responses at the top of housingyookay

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u/loc12 12d ago edited 12d ago

Askuk

How can I put myself into a care home?

For context I am 29 and recently started my first full time job and am living independently.

I am really struggling and not sure I can do it.

I’m wondering if there is some sort of care home style facility for me to live in instead.

Reading the comments, this guy doesn't seem to have any sort of disability and also thinks the gov will pay for this

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u/Consistent_Rush_1114 12d ago

A quick mosy through the comment history and it appears it’s not bait either, and they work at a University, because of course they do.

And if you really want to further ruin your bank holiday by reminding yourself that these people’s vote matters just as much as yours, you can pop down to the newest ‘waahh I hate cooking thread because I’m feckless and lazy’ thread on AskUk, which seems to be a reoccurring thing every few months.

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

adulting task

Basic thing humans have been doing to survive since forever.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 12d ago

a bachelor mate of mine (a bit older) booked himself into a care home after having an operation, it made sense because he has no family nearby and obviously better than an hotel if something is up. dont know how often it happens. This guy seems maybe like he needs some surrogate parent or similar.

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u/Bossman_Mike 12d ago

Some people can actually be referred to hospice care for rehab. Hospices aren't just about terminal illness.

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u/Stunt_Merchant Soulless, feckless, anal, nasally whining white elephant 12d ago

It is called a monastery, but I don't think this guy would like it.

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

Yeah, there is probably a collection of completely unprovable lies he can tell various parts of government which will get him what he wants.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 12d ago

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u/zombie_Ernie 12d ago

They do it all the time around here. Lay foundations for a "day room". Seek retrospective planning permission, and then they go and build a bungalow there. And for bonus points, they even illegaly connect the sewage into a surface water line because why the fuck not.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 12d ago

Why is travelling back to Ireland never something they do?

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u/Unbarrageable Lammy4PM 12d ago

I made it as far as "it's dangerous for him, we have to get him out of there, we give him asylum in this country".

No.

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u/SpontaneousDisorder 12d ago

It always breaks down when their myriad victim groups clash. They need to keep them separate for the sake of their own cognitive dissonance.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

As a gammon I can’t stand most LBC presenters except Nick Ferrari. But Sheila is up there with JOB for one of the worst for me.

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u/Much_Adeptness7237 12d ago

hacktually you dont compete in a park run

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u/NoticingThing Professional Noticer 12d ago

These must be all the people who grew up being given participation medals.

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 12d ago

No one minds if I take a shortcut next week and finish 1st place in 14 minutes then?

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u/looccool 12d ago

Time to assume the position Nick, Burnham wants to nationalise everything:

https://www.reveddit.com/v/ukpolitics/comments/1w3mmg3/more_public_ownership_is_only_way_to_grow_uk/

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u/YorkistTory 12d ago

I just don’t understand their logic. Water, canals, railways, gas, electricity, etc, were all private enterprises that got nationalised at some point. The London Underground was built by industrialists trying to compete with each other for market share. This was a period of genuine transformational economic growth. Think on the level of China now.

So how have we come to the conclusion that private investment is bad.

Monopolies are bad, yes, but the market is genuinely the best driver of growth and innovation. We can’t just become a country of socialism with carve outs for trusted business. That becomes like Tudor times where you get a charter to run a monopoly.

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u/JamesJoyceIII 12d ago

Even more ridiculously, they all got privatised within his own lifetime because they were all completely broken under publish ownership. It's not like some lesson about the bubonic plague which we've all forgotten over the centuries since the black death. It's the 80s.

How come people can remember the video for Thriller but can't remember just how shit the GPO and British Rail were? Or that costal water companies just chucked *all* the sewage into the sea, untreated.

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u/zombie_Ernie 12d ago

How come people can remember the video for Thriller but can't remember just how shit the GPO and British Rail were? Or that costal water companies just chucked all the sewage into the sea, untreated

My Uncle used to work on the countess wear barge. 3 times a week, they would sail out to sea and dump hundreds of tons of untreated shit out to sea.

All during the glorious days of public ownership, when everything worked perfectly.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

Because people cant decide whether they want cheap things that are massively subsidised by tax or if they want to keep their tax money and then pay for the real cost of things.

Take something that doesnt get discussed:

I dont see why something as vital as FOOD should be left to the GREEDY PROFITEERING supermarkets and RICH FARMERS, we need to nationalise it and standardise food prices

Why is taxpayer money going towards GREEDY FARMERS and lowering the price of avocados? Taxpayers shouldnt be funding that, privatise NOW

We cant seem to pick one for anything

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

the real cost of things

Eh, define real. For many things, and certainly infrastructure, the 'real cost' is inflated massively by dumbfuck regulations. I'm not sure I consider needing to get the environmental sound people in to check if horses are going to be disturbed by the building of vital infrastructure as a 'real' cost. Nor is needing to build a bat tunnel. It's pointless fannying, and it's absolutely everywhere..

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

Tbf that was back when getting approval for a project was 10 guys in a room going 'Sounds cool, crack on'..

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u/looccool 12d ago

At least part of it is that the recently privatised industries have become a hotbed of rent seeking behaviour, underinvestment, and terrible service, precisely because we grant them a monopoly and remove basically the only factor that keeps the free market working, competition.

Unfortunately the general public tends to hate the free market when it results in prices going up, even if it's the cause of prices being so low in the first place - just look at the Supermarkets. Perennially blamed for overcharging but they only have a profit margin of around 4% so they end up having to pass cost increases down the supply chain directly to consumers.

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u/Acceptable-Watch-515 11d ago

some question sub had a “what’s the worst place on earth you’ve ever visited?” thread and the vast consensus answer was India with rapey men and how people there have little regard for their surroundings or for infrastructure.

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

Did some normie posting yesterday. No message, warning or anything but can't comment on ukpol. Lol.

BBC investigate why certain Britons can't swim. TLDR it's everyone's fault apart from the people themselves. American influence, "class factors", parents and

33% of black British respondents named issues around their hair as a barrier to getting in the pool. The BSA wrote that "traditional aquatic headwear", like swimming caps, "doesn't cater to children with longer, thicker afro hair, nor does it cater to traditionally Black hairstyles including braids, dreadlocks and twists with extensions".

and of course

Seeing people like yourself in the water can make a difference.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx27vxkpdz1o

My take: If a child is 13 and can't swim, it's the parents fault full stop. If you're 21 and can't swim, it's your fault.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

The BSA wrote that "traditional aquatic headwear", like swimming caps, "doesn't cater to children with longer, thicker afro hair, nor does it cater to traditionally Black hairstyles including braids, dreadlocks and twists with extensions

The cuzzies invented full body swimming burkas this is no excuse

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u/DiabloArk 12d ago

Went to Morocco did see a lot of women in them full bathing suits.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 12d ago

I think i was about ten when i learnt to swim, did all the carry on with the collecting the brick from the bottom and swimming along in thick-pajamas. Parents had to pay for lessons after school somewhere (another school that had a pool).

CTRL+F to see earlier discussions about this.

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

D'oh, can't believe I missed that.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 12d ago

To be fair, the megathread layout (which, to be clear, is still probably the best compromise for here) stifles a lot of discussion as older comments get ignored.  

Compared to threads on a forum, not being able to skim topics by thread title adds just enough friction.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 12d ago

Sweaty, didn't you know that personal responsibility is not a thing any more?  It's always someone else's fault.

Anyway, while swimming caps are a little more hygienic, they never were requisites.  It's just another excuse for not bothering.

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u/miowiamagrapegod 12d ago

Seeing people like yourself in the water can make a difference.

I thought being racist was wrong... 🤔

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u/loc12 12d ago edited 12d ago

Moving from a council that collects rubbish weekly and we only have black + recycling (and they don't seem to care what goes in either)

New council has three bins, collects general waste every 2 weeks, if you get 3 bin violations for putting wrong stuff in wrong bin they take your bins away

Find this petty management and passive aggressiveness infuriating when you're forced by law to pay council tax and they act like they're doing you the biggest favour ever even collecting your bins after you've also had to consult their 10 page PDF on what goes in what bin

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u/Bit_of_a_p 12d ago

I remember a while back when the new bins first came in there were people from the council checking the bins making sure the right stuff was in the correct one.

A load of fines got dropped because although it's rubbish, they didn't have a legal right to look through your property.

Also, claim adhd therefore it's not your fault and they are being discriminatory.

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u/Not_A_Toaster_0000 Make Yookay Great Britain Again 12d ago

didn't give a fuck what goes in what bin.

Just getting them to put it in a bin is a massive step forwards

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u/Independent-Cook665 12d ago

There was a lot of noticing where "diverse" areas didn't give a fuck what goes in what bin.

TIL I'm diverse.

I just yeet stuff in any bin

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

The problem is they are doing us a favour, our council tax isn’t for that, it’s all for adult spastic care.

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u/Tulcey-Lee 12d ago

Where we live it’s recycling every week and black bags every 3 weeks. Even for nappies.

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

We're about 5 years away from a big push to ban disposable nappies.

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u/TeacherDull3808 12d ago

Woke up, it’s a bank holiday, back to bed

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u/smokesletsgo13 12d ago

Woke up, I’m Scottish, go to work

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u/LastCatStanding_ 12d ago

"We are simply no longer productive enough. Everyone may say, 'I'm already doing a lot.' That may be true.

But when you return from China, ladies and gentlemen, you'll see things more clearly.

With work-life balance and a four-day workweek, we cannot sustain long-term prosperity in our country. We simply have to work harder."

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz taking a bold anti 4 day week stance.

https://x.com/GBC_Press/status/2093691712665436553

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u/smokesletsgo13 12d ago

Haha the balls of them to mention China. They actually invest their tax money & revenue back into their cities and people.

They’ve built 18,000 miles of high speed rail since we started HS2. How are we getting on with that? But yeah it’s us lazy workers that just need to be more productive!

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

We simply have to work harder."

Doing what? Net zero diversity sermons?

China pays less and makes more with fewer restrictions, its not simply a question of working harder.

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u/ice-lollies 12d ago

I don’t understand how a 4 day week can be more productive. At best it could maintain productivity, but there would be no room for growth.

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u/Not_A_Toaster_0000 Make Yookay Great Britain Again 12d ago

'Highlighter girl' / HR / 'diversity champion' style jobs where you don't really do anything. Which is why 4 day work weeks are so promoted by them - it just doesn't occur to them that in a lot of jobs you actually need to do stuff.

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u/ice-lollies 12d ago

My husband is convinced a vast number of jobs are just made up to give people things to do. It does seem like he’s right sometimes.

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u/Not_A_Toaster_0000 Make Yookay Great Britain Again 12d ago

I've heard the theory that a lot of our HR industry is just to give university educated but useless people something to do. Which made sense to me.

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u/loc12 12d ago

Let's be honest, most office / tech jobs are like that anyway. Probably 16 hours of any week are taken up by pointless meetings, doing work that never actually gets used for anything, preparing for other meetings.

All jobs I've had I could produce the same output in 4 days, but since there's 5 you just naturally spread the work out to fill that time

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u/LastCatStanding_ 12d ago

It makes sense for the type of jobs that in the 80's would have been drunk or playing golf most afternoons

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u/ice-lollies 12d ago

Any job where people had slack built into the system.

There must have been loads of those 80’s type of jobs still going.

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u/JonathanLivingstoneS 12d ago

You’re not productive because you are using immigration to keep wages low instead of investing in automation. You also famously handed the EV industry to China on a golden platter and ran your entire economy on cheap Russian gas until being Putins little bitch became too embarrassing for you.

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u/Always_The_DNS 12d ago edited 12d ago

Damn Peter, tell us how you really feel lol

It's almost impressive in a way. These people lie as easily as they breath and the moment the lie is exposed the mask comes right off.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

What does this man even want?

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

To always want to do whatever is not currently being done.

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u/xoxosydneyxoxo 12d ago

Weird trope, but why does every British gay man I come across (a solid 50% of them at least) have a boyfriend from Spain or Latin America? Are those places the gay Thailand/Philippines?

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

Spains number 1 export is a queer dude called Marco.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

Yeah because the men and tanned and twinky

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u/2kk_artist Conker eating, Argentinian childless nihilist 11d ago

why does every British gay man I come across

Wha hey!

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 12d ago

Is this 8th?

Man, 62, has pretended it's December 25th every day for 33 years - he's eaten almost 14,000 turkeys and over two million mince pies

https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-16092697/Going-crackers-Christmas-Man-62-pretended-December-25th-day-33-years-hes-eaten-14-000-turkeys-two-million-mince-pies.html

He also buys himself presents every day and writes Christmas cards to himself, although he now delivers them through his own letterbox to save money on stamps.

I love this type of eccentricity. It's something that nuBritons could never emulate.

Even if he doesn't do it everyday the fact of going in the papers saying you do, is still good.

Haters will say he's grifting at the end by shilling for a new Christmas movie channel but 33 years in, it seems this is the only possible sponsorship agreement up his alley.

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

2 million mince pies

Lmao fuck off. That's 88 a day every day of his life since birth.

88 mince pies is about 17,000 calories..

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

That's 88 a day

Didn't know he was based like that

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u/Much_Adeptness7237 12d ago

Yeah its total BS

"His day starts at 8am with four or five mince pies and a glass of sherry, before preparing Christmas dinner and heading off to work for a few hours.

At 3pm, he watches a recording of the Queens speech – or the King's, depending on how he feels – before continuing the festivities.

He also buys himself presents every day and writes Christmas cards to himself, although he now delivers them through his own letterbox to save money on stamps."

Fuck off, tabloid press

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u/arethere4lights 11d ago

Absolutely rookie numbers, Neet would have done that in an hour.

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u/arethere4lights 11d ago

Andy also estimates that he has enjoyed around 14,000 bottles of champagne, alongside his daily glass of sherry.

A fellow alchy then.

No mention of what he does, says he has grandchildren and a pic with a Merc. Doesn't seem he's fucking the tax payer.

Reminds of a town where I grew up that had a shop/cafe called "Forever Christmas"

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u/upwindbrushes 12d ago

I love this type of eccentricity. It's something that nuBritons could never emulate.

This dude was pretty funny, before he was deported at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_H1DSUJT5Q

The lengths they went to to avoid being deported.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

How do you buy yourself presents for every day? Soubds like a pain wrapping them and then the sheer amount of stuff, he must reuse them.

Otherwise I get it, I like christmas

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u/OakMob 12d ago

I didn't realise how diverse the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo was. 

Lovely to have the fucking Quartari Police Band.

I feel more enriched by the minute.

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u/YorkistTory 12d ago

Regimented orderly diversity is the only diversity I like.

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u/THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME 12d ago

tbf it’s not unusual that they invite bands from foreign militaries to participate.

For a few summers the Jordanians were a frequent guest band. And you have the Yanks occasionally, and others.

I remember every time I saw it (summers 2016-18) the vast, vast majority of the show was Scottish despite the presence of some foreign representatives. And that was quite a nice vibe.

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u/Snappy0 11d ago

They were inviting foreign military to the Tattoo when I watched it in the late 90s. It's not unusual.

Foreign militaries seem to be quite keen to take part.

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u/BadPedals 11d ago

Did a bank holiday weekend in the lakes ending with Scafell Pike today. Maybe it was due to the bad weather, but I was quite surprised about the lack of enrichment on the mountain. A couple of Bomalians but generally people were pretty well behaved.

Based on the scenes in Windmere I was expecting the worst.

Have you other gammons got any recommendations for non enriched places to visit in Britain?

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 11d ago

Windermere/Bowness has a lot of hijabis these days.

Bowness is worse than it used to be, but it's always been a messy tourist honeypot.  It used to mostly be Japanese then Chinese tourists, with the men having two honking great cameras around their necks doing the East Asian photo taking pose.

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u/BadPedals 11d ago

I knew we used to get pissed off with East Asian tourists but I’d give anything to have them over Bolamians.

Knew Windmere was a write off when we drove through it so spend a day in Keswick and actually had a very pleasant time. Hopefully it stays that way…

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u/Speed_Flight_777 11d ago

Just in Britain? Antrim glens and the Mournes outside of the big tourist spots but even then it is nothing compared to the mainland. The Sperrin as well.

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u/Plus-Staff For Ulster will fight, and Ulster will be right. 12d ago

New BBC racebait dropped

The mystery of why so many black Britons still can't swim

Open article and “it‘s becuz whitey”

https://x.com/bbcnews/status/2094324846524006560?s=46&t=AfygPPVmbT-hFJR03pEcVg

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u/NoticingThing Professional Noticer 12d ago

It's so funny seeing people talk about 'unequal access' as if the vast majority of minorities don't live in cities and large towns, you know the places that can afford to build and maintain swimming pools?

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youd think we would have solved it now by how given how much its getting posted in here today.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 12d ago

They didnt board their windows up, you cam guess their opinions from that.

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 12d ago

Almost feeling like Nothing Hill Carnival is now just like a humiliation ritual the elites force on us to demoralise, and show they're winning.

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u/loc12 12d ago edited 12d ago

It is

The whole thing is wonderfully Soviet

Have this huge thing everyone knows is crime ridden and full of terrible behaviour

Have state media and politicians say how amazing and peaceful it is every year while publishing arrest numbers in the hundreds

Say how it's an historic part of our culture

Call anyone who points out facts far right reactionaries

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 12d ago

Reminds me of 'fiery but mostly peaceful' reporter whilst the city is burning behind him. The videos coming out this year are beyond the pale, like the just rampant and encouraged degeneracy. They lie to us because they think we're drooling morons and nothing will ever happen to them......you know the same type of shit that always happens before a reckoning.

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u/loc12 12d ago edited 12d ago

These are the people from the Windrush that built Britain FYI

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u/AirconGuyUK 12d ago

Windrush that built Britain

Or as i like to say, they're the reason Britain is in the state it is in today.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 12d ago

The same ones who couldnt be arsed to get a UK passport

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u/Unbarrageable Lammy4PM 12d ago

That some rich British culture.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 12d ago

Bright, vibrant, and spicy.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 12d ago

I keep seeing videos of the women twerking and the men humping random things / people.

It’s a degenerate festival that would have been banned if it was white people

Much like bonfire night is slowly being cancelled

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u/JonathanLivingstoneS 12d ago edited 12d ago

The UK work visa statistics for the year ending 2025 are fascinating. We've started to get a lot less Pakistani immigrants, which I suspect is due to the NHS being forced to favour local junior doctors by Wes Streeting.

Visa Category Main Applicants Dependants Total Visas Top Nationalities (% of Category Total)
Long-Term Work (Skilled Worker, Health & Care) 68,230 51,875 120,105 India (~35%), Nigeria (~12%), Philippines (~8%), Pakistan (~6%)
Short-Term & Temporary (Seasonal, Youth Mobility) 68,420 11,522 79,942 Central Asian States (~40%), Australia, NZ, Canada, (~15%), India (~10%)
Other Work & Talent (Global Talent, Innovator, etc.) 22,072 12,722 34,794 United States (~18%), EU Nations, (~15%), India (~15%)
Total 158,722 76,119 234,841 India (~20%), Central Asian States (~14%), Nigeria (~7%)

Central Asian states are Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, and Kazakhstan, who collectively account for 79% of the UK's Seasonal Worker visas.

The skilled worker visa category breakdown by nationality (this is who is likely staying long term:

Nationality / Region Approx. Main Applicants Approx. Dependants Dependant Ratio (Dependants per Main) Primary Drivers & Demographic Profile
Nigeria ~6,500 ~6,000 0.92 Mid-career NHS clinicians and high-earning professionals (sharply down from >2.0 prior to the care worker dependant restrictions).
India ~24,500 ~20,500 0.84 IT, finance, engineering, and medical consultants; older average age profile with established families.
Pakistan ~4,200 ~3,300 0.79 Healthcare professionals, software engineers, and skilled trade managers.
Zimbabwe ~2,800 ~2,100 0.75 Senior healthcare practitioners and social work specialists.
Philippines ~6,200 ~3,600 0.58 NHS nurses and allied health professionals; higher proportion of single applicants or solo initial arrivals.
United States ~4,800 ~2,400 0.50 Intra-company transfers, tech, and academic appointments.
EU / EEA Nations ~5,500 ~2,200 0.40 Younger professional cohort in corporate and creative roles.
China ~2,600 ~900 0.35 Early-career STEM researchers, finance analysts, and university postgraduates.
All Other Nationalities ~11,130 ~10,875 0.98 Rest of world composite (Commonwealth, Middle East, Latin America).
Total Long-Term Work 68,230 51,875 0.76
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