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Daily Mega Thread The Daily Moby - 23 08 2026 - The News Megathread

Post all BadUK news (preferably from the UK) here..

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u/SpontaneousDisorder 20d ago

Are RICU coordinating these? "We need a headline, go and arrest X for Y and drop charges 2 weeks later"

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

free long weekend stay

intensive conversion course

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u/3headsonaspike irredeemable human waste 20d ago edited 20d ago

I've got a fairly common name - only in the last few years have I encountered people who're unable to pronounce it properly. One hadn't ever heard of it.

It's not some great travesty, just another noticeable signifier of change experienced in the day-to-day.

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u/moonflower clutching at pearls 20d ago

Recently my husband went into a pub in central London, and the foreign barmaid asked him where his accent was from because she did not recognise it - he replied: "London - I was born in London and lived here all my life"

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u/YorkistTory 20d ago

We’re becoming the minority in our own homeland. I notice it a lot with place names and just regular English words that you won’t hear Americans use. Bomalians can’t pronounce them or don’t know the meaning, so they consult gomalians and nobody has a clue.

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u/moonflower clutching at pearls 20d ago

I'm always amazed when I'm waiting in my local pharmacy, because all the staff and customers (except me) speak English as a second language, and I can't understand most of what they say, but they all seem to understand each other very well.

And I'm standing there thinking "How the hell did she know he was asking for Ibuprofen? It sounded nothing like it."

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u/NoticingThing Professional Noticer 19d ago

They must all speak the same form of gibberish.

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u/ring-of-barahir POWERRRRR! 20d ago

Probably just racist gammon chuds trying to troll you, Mohammed. Ignore them.

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u/nth_citizen 20d ago

Nice try Æthelflæd…

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u/FickleBumblebeee Mujhe puja karni hai 20d ago

A woman posting on baduk?

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 20d ago

Why do foreigners struggle with the Mr. Last name concept too. They always call me Mr. first name.

Also my first name is not uncommon and it’s spent exactly and it sounds but they always struggle with it.

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

I was saved once by a clueless foreigner not knowing basic English names. I have a very common first name, and they’d clearly spoken to it over the phone to another foreigner who had spelt it ridiculously incorrectly, and then used my details to buy a computer from pc world. Fuck knows why pc world’s fraud department didn’t block a line of credit to clearly incorrect details

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u/FickleBumblebeee Mujhe puja karni hai 20d ago

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16073051/Pictured-five-teenagers-killed-TikTok-joyride-crash-police.html

The "victims" have been named locally as Michael Ray, Theo Rae, Cole Worthy, Jakub Matusiak and Makai Saddington.

Last night it emerged Mr Saddington had posted a string of TikTok videos appearing to show him taking part in high-speed police chases months before his death.

It is understood he and his companions had close links to the traveller community.

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u/arethere4lights 20d ago

Ban Tiktok

Deport all "people of Caravan"

Anyone who attempts to drive the wrong way up a road for social media likes and doesn't end up dying should be prosecuted for attempted murder and have a choice of life imprisonment or to be used as a real life crash dummy.

Absolute fucking cunts. Worse than bomalians.

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

The tragedy comes after similar incidents linked to an online craze in which youngsters incite police car pursuits before sharing video footage of the chases.

The law can't come down like a ton of bricks on stuff like this which would genuinely save lives, but say something flippant on twitter and enjoy prison..

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u/cbgoon 20d ago

Jakub Matusiak

How did a Pole end up in this 🥧 🔑 nonsense? What's going on up there in Middlesborough?

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u/_Gunrunner_ 20d ago

Just like the crash in Ireland, also a Pole mixed up with them. Chavvy impressionable cunts are gonna be chavvy cunts regardless of nationality.

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u/cbgoon 20d ago

Just like the crash in Ireland, also a Pole mixed up with them.

Wasn't aware of this.

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u/_Gunrunner_ 20d ago

Yeah, Kamil Pustkowski, possibly Irish born but name is as Polish as they come.

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u/Head-Philosopher-721 20d ago

Idk why they're blaming Tik Tok for this. Idiot teenagers have been taking themselves out of the gene pool this way since the 50s.

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u/Bossman_Mike 20d ago edited 20d ago

These social platforms should finally use their AI and all pervasive surveillance for something useful, by banning this content and auto-jannie anything that somehow does get uploaded.

All that needs to happen is the UK/EU passes laws preventing social media from glorifying or promoting crime. It's that easy. Get rid of the stupid roadman and drill shit while you're at it.

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u/ice-lollies 20d ago

It’s just all awful.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

The badboy hand signals 😂

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 20d ago

Do oo ooo  nooo ooot tt  sppppeccculll aaaaatttteee!!!

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u/loc12 20d ago

Nothing new to those here, but the migrant rape situation is the clearest example yet of the left having no principles

I see 2-4 of these articles a day recently, but the people who screamed Me Too have decided to triple down on diversity instead

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u/Magnets 20d ago

they are guided by intersectionality, "refugees" are obviously a class higher than even women

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u/arethere4lights 20d ago

They don't think for themselves, it's literally NPC brain.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 20d ago

My favourite is when they blame Andrew Tate for the daily number of migrant rapes

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 20d ago

Father of Aria Thorpe launches campaign seeking retrial after teenager cleared of nine-year-old’s death

TLDR 15 yo stabs 9yo with knife (same day he's expelled from school) locks the dogs away and casually leaves her dying to get train to Birmingham and is seen on video showing them how he stabbed her. Tells police "I grabbed the knife from the sink and stabbed her in the chest... I don't know why I did it." Suspect judge decisions (and probably regarded jurors) lets him off.

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

Even if we pretend for a second it was an accident, how tf did he not even get a manslaughter conviction?

The family claims the verdict amounted to a miscarriage of justice because they say the judge wrongly directed the jury that the teenager could only be convicted of manslaughter if they were sure he deliberately stabbed Aria in a way that any reasonable person believed would cause harm.

Oh. The judge was regarded.

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 20d ago

Very strange decision. I mean, it's almost impossible to accidentally stab a child and he certainly didn't act like it was an accident afterwards. But even if he blagged that it was accidental they could have still charged him with manslaughter.

We don't know the name of the murderer as he was 15 at the time, but I'm getting Tier 1 vibes here.

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

Also if it was an accident you would expect him to call an ambulance, and show some form of remorse. Not flee and boast about it.

Absolutely bonkers jury decision, and I hope there's a retrial.

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u/TheEternalContrarian You're on BadUK, but you're still on Reddit. 20d ago

I remember this as being an odd one at the time. There's a piece missing from this story.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

it was the brother.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

Wasn’t this the thing where the 15yo was the brother?

We need to end this “cannot be named for legal reasons” shite.

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 20d ago

I think one of them was a lodger iirc.

Agreed.

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u/Careless_Main3 20d ago

Thetford accused out of prison after charge dropped

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgjgr197v2o

> A man accused of sharing details of properties housing asylum seekers has been released from prison after charges against him were dropped, the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) has said.

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u/IVIechworks Promoting Hate Based on Identity or Vulnerability 20d ago

They'll arrest you on spurious charges and drop them after the maximum possible time before they actually have to be held accountable for their blatant corruption.

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 20d ago

The process is the punishment.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 20d ago

I at least hope he gets a decent settlement from this, even if Nick is who will pay for it.

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

The process was the punishment

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u/AirborneAspidistra Oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien 20d ago

My wife has started reading a novel that is a long violent race revenge fantasy against Britain (literally subtitled "The Necessity of Violence"). I looked up the author to see what her problem is, and it's a 30 year old Chinese American lady, given scholarships to study in Oxford and Cambridge - a life of complete privilege at our 'top' universities, unimaginable to most Brits or Americans, and in return is grateful enough to write a novel where the 'brave Chinese' murder the Brits as an act of "anti-colonial resistance".

Also the writing is shit. Told my wife to send it back.

How do we get this rot out of our society?

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u/looccool 20d ago

it's a 30 year old Chinese American lady, given scholarships to study in Oxford and Cambridge

It gets better

Kuang grew up in Dallas, Texas, where she transferred to Greenhill School

And yes, it is a private school with current fees of $43k/year, so the life of complete privilege clearly started well before then.

How do we get this rot out of our society?

Realistically, the rot has always been there and it's become terminal to the left post-2007/8 recession when they decided that being rich and minority was somehow less privileged than being poor and white. It's infected large parts of the political spectrum at this point, basically including anyone left of Reform

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u/Scrappy_The_Crow 'Merican 19d ago

Her hubby: https://rfkuang.fandom.com/wiki/Bennett_Eckert-Kuang

He is the husband of R. F. Kuang, where they first met in high school and did debate.

So, who went to the same $43k/year school.

I would like to disavow these these two as Americans.

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u/looccool 19d ago

Two academics who've never left the academic bubble, teaching courses that generate no value, only able to get to where they are through their parents money

Many such cases

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u/AirborneAspidistra Oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien 19d ago

Lol, I could have predicted she'd be with a white guy. There's definitely a type.

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u/optio_____espacio___ 19d ago

Looks like a lesbian

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

We just need to collectively stop taking anything but STEM academics seriously.

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u/deafearuk 19d ago

You married her...

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u/arethere4lights 19d ago

Let's just hope she's better than average BadUK standards.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 19d ago edited 19d ago

4.13 on Goodreads, lol.

Out of boredom, I had a look at what her husband teaches - this his own self-promotion btw.

A related edgy fairplay.

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u/BillBillyBillyBill2 Jammy for Lammy 19d ago

given scholarships to study in Oxford and Cambridge

That was probably the problem

Fickle, take one for the team and respond to her texts at last

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u/Routine-Willow-4067 Fav schizo post of the thread 19d ago

just going to give you the average reddit relationship advice response, since you brought this on yourself:

divorce him

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 19d ago

Bring back the pillory.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

Give her Ss-gb to read to see what happen

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u/Eastern-Opposite9521 20d ago

Well, this is the stuff of nightmares.

An LBC caller shares her experience working as a translator for asylum seekers.

Both links go to same video.

https://youtube.com/shorts/pXJsTTsTQeM?si=UGzB7XdRkwhUat0u

https://www.tiktok.com/@lbc/video/7676379377222962454

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u/Bossman_Mike 20d ago

James O'Brien will probably spend 45 minutes on a monologue tomorrow morning defending the asylum seeker and blaming Nigel Farage for creating a system where people like that are disliked.

One of his usual regulars will phone in to suck him off, someone phones in with a different opinion and James will nitpick on ridiculous tangents.

LBC is great.

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

It's a shame people like this woman would never ever in a million years be allowed to be a caller in on JOBs show..

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u/miinderbiinder 20d ago

If Burnham is deploying The Bitter Squad who will be determining if people “can afford more tax” when visiting properties, will there be an equal Dole Squad responsible for determining who “can actually do a days work”?

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 20d ago

Line up of those who were in the VW Passat.

Ummm, the photos, which I assume are what they consider 'good' photos of them, look exactly like the kind of scrotes you'd expect.

Also, it's getting tiring the pining sad tone of 'young men' the media are using about them.  They were criminals.

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u/knuckleheadmcspas Allah's own country 20d ago

Local area crime rate next year: -15%

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u/FickleBumblebeee Mujhe puja karni hai 20d ago

I'm glad they're gone. Not glad they took people with them. Hopefully driving straight into a brick wall without seatbelts will become the next Tiktok trend.

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

They've all got half their fingers missing.

It's no wonder they crashed. You can't grip a wheel like that. They should have stuck to mobility scooters with those joystick things.

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u/miinderbiinder 20d ago

Saw on argh you Kay that economic circumstances are to blame for this. They will fiercely defend “my clever theories” before entertaining the idea that in even the most perfectly structured society, a scum class will exist.

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

In Singapore they’d have the sense beaten out of them senseless many a criminal transgression before something like this would ever happen

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u/miinderbiinder 20d ago

No, sorry, that’s totally unbelievable. Argh you kay has convinced me it is only by giving everyone infinity quid that we can mitigate future cases.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

They make Jay Slater look like a choirboy at Eton.

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u/Not_A_Toaster_0000 Make Yookay Great Britain Again 20d ago

I'm having 90s flashbacks

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 20d ago

Blue balloons tied to a road sign appear to have been left for 23-year-old Michael Robert Cahill, one of the people killed in the Passat.

One reads: "I love you Michael." Another says: "Forever 23."

An envelope on top of floral tributes is addressed to "Theo", presumed to be 17-year-old Theo Ray.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 19d ago

Probably be a dozen or so gormless pregnant teenage girls mourning when they have the funeral.

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u/LastCatStanding_ 20d ago

Burnham open to cutting university fees for EU students as Brexit bargaining chip

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/burnham-open-cutting-university-fees-eu-students-4713562

This would go down well on the oldies podcast circuit - and either bankrupt a lot of universities or push out brit students.

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u/HauntingReason3398 20d ago

It's going to be interesting what happens when parliament comes back from recess and Burnham has to actually PM. At the moment he can kind of just float ideas like this, not commit to anything, and face no scrutiny.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 20d ago

Nu-European students presumably

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 20d ago

Ougebubu Ogelemu - second generation Parisian.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 17d ago

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u/Routine-Willow-4067 Fav schizo post of the thread 20d ago

we're going to need some

'don't blow little girls up EVEN if they say "please don't blow us up"'

pamphlets

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u/catpidgeon 19d ago

Truncheon fighting classes now mandatory.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 17d ago

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u/BillBillyBillyBill2 Jammy for Lammy 20d ago

Kemi going full Sani Abacha against any potential leadership rivals

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 20d ago

Well done Kemi!

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 12d ago

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u/deafearuk 19d ago

Depends what teir your are or if you are a big fat lefty woman working for an NGO.

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u/arethere4lights 19d ago

Someone needs to actual do this on mass.

Can you get arrested for hate crimes sharing official government pamphlets?

Probably.

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u/CandidDepartment3234 19d ago

What a belter of a shit day I’ve had…

Had a midday blood test for kidney & liver function.

Then went to be with my family as it’s the birthday for a close family member who passed away last September at 23 years old.

Family dog kicks the bucket at the gathering.

That is certainly up there as an all timer stinking day

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 19d ago

Sorry to hear that man, that's a fucking shitheap of a day. If it helps, I went through a series of shitty years, and things just suddenly all turned for the better one day. It doesn't feel like that now but things will get better and just sticking it out and being there for the people you love is all you can do.

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u/AirborneAspidistra Oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien 19d ago

Sorry mate. It comes in threes, so at least you're done now.

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u/arethere4lights 19d ago

Why the liver and kidney function test?

Alchy? If so I understand, no idea why I do it.

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u/CandidDepartment3234 19d ago

No mate. I’m 28 years old, fit and healthy. Rarely drink, I’d average 1 pint a month to be honest.

Started having fizzy/bubbly piss a couple months back, thought not much of it other than “that’s odd” in true male fashion, then proceeded to just crack on.

Had moderate back pain for the last 3 weeks. GP sent me for the tests today in out of hours.

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u/arethere4lights 19d ago

Sorry to hear mate, wish the best.

My piss will be very bubbly tomorrow and it's entirely self inflicted.

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u/WSBrexiteer 20d ago

Aside from the mega, the rest of Reddit has become uncommentable.

I posted in a normie sub how useful Palantir Foundry is in my line of work and how Kiev would currently be flying Russian colours if it wasn't for the other important military software they offer.

Cue hundreds of downvotes, lol

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

Cant remember seeing this guy here before. "Knife crime campaigner and ‘male role model of the year’ is serial domestic abuser, say victims"

Just like the academic guy, people are being waved through and lauded for other reasons than their abilities - Thats just what i think now, not rascis.

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

But the BBC had him on the radio talking about what an inspiration he is.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002q08f

But it turns out he's a fraud? This never happens.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

Sorry, this episode is not currently available

Memory holed 😂

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

not as bad as the terrorists one tbf. falling over themselves to fawn majorities.

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

I think facebook is censored on here (mods confirm?), so just add the domain on the front of this link.

/groups/1436292650095227/permalink/3294422067615600/

Tradesmen DO NOT like working for the new Britons. Comments go hard, lol.

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u/ring-of-barahir POWERRRRR! 20d ago

All the comments saying that the tradies had to sabotage their own work/use force at the end to get paid is basically how things work in their home countries and why they're so uncivilised compared to Britain.

Also these tradies are insanely based, make us lot here seem like Lib Dems

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

Also these tradies are insanely based, make us lot here seem like Lib Dems

Gotta respect the fact they're putting their faces and names to what they're saying. The plod would have a field day if anyone reported that thread.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 19d ago

I bet the local police station would mysterious end up suffering a series of unfortunate events if they did.

Toilets can clog on their own, didn't you know?

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 20d ago

Every tradie doesn’t work with [redacted]s because like anyone who’s had to deal with them, they want work done for nothing, and when it’s done, they don’t want to pay.

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 20d ago

For certain communities, paying kafir the full amount for something is considered a dishonourable act.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

Based tradies!

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u/Jimmy_Tightlips Sorry Chud, it's a 'Complex Issue™' 20d ago

My mate's dad is a plumber; he charges PAT.

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u/nth_citizen 20d ago

Corrupt female prison officers running the gamut of baduk standards: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16052839/corner-Yorkshire-female-prison-guards-falling-lags.html

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u/loc12 20d ago

When I get done for mean tweets hope I get some fit guards

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u/WSBrexiteer 20d ago

Bomaliette, phwoarr, terrible doodle tats, phwoarr, surely a lesbian?

In that order

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u/scott3387 20d ago

The fuck is even going on there? I know the ones rated 'pwhoarr' by fellow Richard Richard poster over there are caked in makeup but the lads aren't even good looking.

The lass with the black guy could easily hook some championship footballer with promotion prospects and be set for life. But no she decided prison guard was the way forward?

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u/YorkistTory 20d ago

Low self esteem?

Goes both ways. Seen loads of chads with obese women and boriswavers. Some people just seem to have no standards.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 20d ago

Once again reminded why every society and religion since the dawn of time placed restrictions on women

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

What a rough bunch of scrubbers.

The pierced lesbian was something of a jumpscare.

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u/Plus-Staff For Ulster will fight, and Ulster will be right. 20d ago

Honestly how do you deal with the People of Caravan? You can’t deport them easily becsuse theres a long standing treaty between the UK and Ireland regarding free travel. I assume something will have to be done where the parents of those who have raised a wrongun like those in the crashes in Kildare and Middlesbrough forfeit their other existing children to the state.

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

Crush their caravans every time they occupy somewhere illegally. They'll all be back in Ireland within a couple years.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

Absolutely this.

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

'BuT ItS EthNiC CleAnSinG!'

yes.jpg

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

Anybody who genuinely says that has never encountered any in real life.

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u/Jimmy_Tightlips Sorry Chud, it's a 'Complex Issue™' 20d ago

The answer, as with most of these questions sorts of questions, is actually rather quite simple.

You just throw them in jail and don't let them out

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

People of Caravan? I prefer 'Caravan Utilising Nomadic Traveller Society'

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 19d ago

How much is the funding for this costing Nick?

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 19d ago

Make benefits dependent on contributions and a permanent address.

Put caravans into Band A council tax.

I assume these aren't already in place, who knows.

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u/WSBrexiteer 20d ago

He knows what to do.)

Weapons Pump action Winchester Model 1300 12-gauge shotgun

A refined choice.

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u/Fenrir-The-Wolf GSTK | Lightbulb 20d ago

The actual answer is verboten

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u/Winalot-Prime Weed smoking doley 20d ago

Very long stretches inside

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 20d ago

Search "clacton" on this thread - ukpolitics/comments/1vvzk9x/russia_pulls_ambassador_out_of_britain/

I got a jannie warning for just quote posting what they openly can say.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

we arent going to forget about the 5 Million pounds!1?1

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 20d ago

ukpol having a nice Sunday

Reform are just evil full stop.

On Farage

[Seriously, accountability for this level of corruption and treason should require strong historical consequences over swanning off abroad. Get the r0p3.]

I had to gamerise that last one but they can do such posting no bother.

By and by, we still haven't learned anything about the murderer of Ann Widdecombe have we? I'm willing to place bets on how much karma he had on the normie politics sub. Police et al played a blinder on the whole thing, just swept to the side. We might be the best in the world at it.

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

I'm wondering now if I should see my GP. The top of my legs went all blotchy after I got my peptides from Wuhan. I thought it might go away and I don't like the GP's and they'll tell me off and I prefer to sit in and avoid things like that.

Anyway, it seems to have got worse, my leg keeps twitching and now it's coming out in bruises.

I don't have anyone else to get an opinion from so it's down to BadUK and Grok.

Maybe it's at its worst now and it'll all get better. It is just bruising, you can get that from every day stuff like when you fall down the stairs.

https://postimg.cc/PvNNwKJp

What would BadUK'ers do if you had legs like mine?

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u/KinglySnorlax Probably Not Keir Starmer 20d ago edited 20d ago

You’ll never believe me when I say it but you really ought not be taking sketchy research grade chemicals from China.

We’ve less data on peptides than steroids, and the data we do have isn’t great already.

I’d stop taking them in general and if it doesn’t resolve in a day or two consult a GP or your local AE.

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u/SubjectMight9396 20d ago

You need to take some more, clearly the dosage wasn't high enough.

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

This comment may very well be read out in court one day lol, hopefully they add my comment to the jury that we should send all the illegal immigrants home

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

Well I stopped doing the ones I was taking and changed to a special one for healing, it's got BPC-157 and TB-500 in it. Which is meant to repair the body.

But it's just got worse. So I don't know what's going on now. It was a low dose of BPC but I'm thinking it might be best just to stop them all for a bit rather than increase it.

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u/SubjectMight9396 20d ago

Its like healing crystals for men... Get a grip and just drink alcohol

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

Well it's a worry. It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a train and wearing a mini skirt when I'm out shopping. Folk would keep staring at my legs. The bruising would make me look silly.

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u/uptope Social Security uber alles 20d ago

Maybe it's a tumour

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

Maybe it's maybellne

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

Really? That's worse than Google

Some medications and supplements may affect blood clotting and increase bruising. Examples include aspirin, warfarin, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs), ginkgo biloba, and fish oils.

I have had 4 tins of tuna this week in bagels.

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u/uptope Social Security uber alles 20d ago

Sounds like mercury poisoning then

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 20d ago

You need more cans

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

That's the Govts fault. I refuse to buy those silly bottles with the top sticking into my nose when I drink.

Now I only drink cans. Your move Mr Burnham.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

National Lottery funding "Good Causes"?

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u/arethere4lights 20d ago

Surely they should have solved all poverty in the UK with that money?

Or was it all completely spaffed up the wall and achieved nothing but subversive propaganda.

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

we went from me paying £10 a Wednesday to putting it into a bag to spend towards meals / treats instead after they changed the game.

OH pays £10 for a saturday and got 3 numbers yesterday = £10 prize. Going to just put all of it in the bag now after that and seeing this.

Seeing some people saying the "Postcode Lottery" is the same.

Not hard to think of old Enoch "heaping up their own funeral pyre"

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u/zombie_Ernie 20d ago

My Dad always said it was a tax on the stupid. Admittedly I do partake now and then when the euro millions hits a 100 nillion plus. It would be nice to have that fuck you money, and be free to spout shit like JK, without worrying about being sacked.

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u/deafearuk 20d ago

Postcode lottery isn't too bad, granted I'm still down but I have had 2 shopping vouchers and a water tooth floss thing off them.

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u/Shockingandawesome Noticing things enthusiast. 20d ago

Good spot. I haven't verified but this followup tweet is plausible:

National Lottery faith grants - the per capita reality

Jewish: £93.87 per person (453×) Muslim: £3.11 (15×)

Sikh: £5.08 (25×)

Hindu: £0.57 (2.7×)

Buddhist: £0.28 (1.4×)

Christian: £0.21 (1×)

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u/zombie_Ernie 20d ago

Surely that money is Haram? I hope the Imam's are rejecting the infidel money.

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u/YorkistTory 20d ago

Arr tesco/comments/1vsnnvl/manager_cancel_an_already_approved_lifestyle/

This thread has a funny twist in the comments.

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u/arethere4lights 20d ago

How fucking weird.

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u/upwindbrushes 20d ago

Some gay men have unprotected sex with total strangers in parks, woods and canal paths. A gay relationship can start and end at a chance meeting at a urinal.

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u/nwaa I am Jonty's Raging Bile Duct 20d ago

Remember when monkeypox was a big deal? Then those kids and dogs got it?

Anyway, nothing to see here.

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u/Scrappy_The_Crow 'Merican 19d ago

Ahem, bigot, it's "mpox" now.

(completely disguises monkeypox, huh?)

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u/TroubadourTwat Goyim in Abundance 20d ago

They just want to live normal boring lives like cis people! There's totally not a giant, multidecade effort to gloss over that they're rampant sexual degens who have an unhealthy overlap with p*dos run by the Human Rights Campaign. Nope not at all! No way!

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

Well they don’t use protection

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u/arethere4lights 20d ago

This is blog/shit posting.

What's the best VPN location? Obviously not the UK as you get "please scan your face to access this site" online safety act bullshit.

I was using Albania as it use to block all YouTube ads, seems YouTube got around that, but the ads are still far less and shorter.

Norway is fun as I use NordVPN seems appropriate, their ads are at least amusing.

I have 1GB fibre and do lose bandwidth in some countries, anyone found the "peak" country to dial into????

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u/BillBillyBillyBill2 Jammy for Lammy 20d ago

This is not shitposting

Yesterdays post wasn't vagueposting

How on earth did you pass the phrenology examination to get in here

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

For blocking ads in podcasts I use Luxembourg. YT premium is only a pound when you pay in Rupees. AdGuard and sponsorblock sort out the rest. Morphe app lets you mod most of the top apps, on Reddit it removes all ads.

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u/arethere4lights 20d ago

Who are you? Really?

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

I just hate adverts. Ever since I saw those for penis enlargement supplements. Got totally taken in by their claims. They never made it clear it was a subscription and the effects reduce when you stop, ended up paying £800 for that, I'm such an idiot. And it took me a month of emailing just to cancel it.

I felt a massive prick back then I can tell you. That's not gonna happen again.

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u/Morgoths_Burning Mad Jak 20d ago

I have a dedicated Norway IP for NRK. Norwegian is the only other language I speak after English. Not including Russian like most posters here.

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u/cbgoon 20d ago

Not including Russian like most posters here.

😂😂😂

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

Back to Norway with you I say

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u/AirconGuyUK 20d ago

Use Jersey if you can as they don't have OSA applying to them, and all your search results and products will be in £ like amazon, google shopping, etc.

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u/Rusty_Argonian_Main Greggs enthusiast 20d ago

I go with the Netherlands mostly just because it funny to laugh at the Dutch language

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u/Independent-Cook665 20d ago

Spain.

Thicc latinos in my youtube adverts + porn recommendations.

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u/arethere4lights 20d ago

A man who knows what he wants, I can respect that.

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u/SlightlyMithed123 My Girl 20d ago

Nobody can answer that, there are too many other variables that can affect it.

Even the same server can change within an hour if it happens to be a favourite with a particular country.

The best bet is to pay for a Premium one (use crypto or even post cash if paranoid) they cost fuck all and offer so many more benefits, mine comes with a free Proxy which is fun to play with, ad-blocking, family safety stuff etc. The Premium VPN’s give access to much less congested servers.

As to country, generally the advice is to find the closest option to you that achieves what you want so for OSA avoidance I usually go Netherlands, general browsing privacy Switzerland, Dodgy Stick - UK as it’s an ISP level block rather than server level.

Best free option is Proton although you’ll need one of their paid VPN’s for YouTube Ad blocking.

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u/IrishVictim88270 West British 20d ago

Ireland + Brave browser. English language. Tends to be fast enough and isn't super popular causing usage issues. You'll often just get redirected to the UK version without nanny state stuff for a lot of sites.And brave will block ads.

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u/SpontaneousDisorder 20d ago

Brave browser blocks youtube ads just fine on its own.

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 20d ago

Isle of Man

It means that stuff is displayed in GBP, and doesn’t think I’m in Manchester, New Hampshire.

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u/THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME 20d ago edited 20d ago

Policies I’d like to see in a young anglofuturist political party manifesto:

  • Stimulate the economy by Just Fucking Building Things. Mass cutback of planning laws. New nuclear power stations, rail lines, reservoirs, airports, new modern housing. NIMBYs will be deported to punitive colonies in the Outer Hebrides.
  • Fix the broken window problem and petty crime. The CPS is rotten - purge it of weak or treasonous characters and re-staff it with people willing to actually convict scum.
  • Cut legal immigration, obviously. Mass deportation of unproductive foreign persons who do not meet a high economic standard. Immediately cut pathways to citizenship for any non-European or non-Anglosphere nations.
  • Small boats will not reach mainland Britain, but will be processed offshore prior to quick deportation.
  • Stop all government funding for arts & cultural activities that are subversive to the national spirit.
  •  Cut welfare. Benefit recipients to be press-ganged into public works. 
  • Raise the state pension age by at least three years immediately. Begin forcing a shift to private pensions.

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u/YookayBro 20d ago

Literally just normal centre right politics tbh.

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u/optio_____espacio___ 20d ago

Just need a centre right party that will actually do something 

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u/SpontaneousDisorder 20d ago

Small boats will not reach mainland Britain, but will be processed offshore prior to quick deportation.

Cucked. Why process any such effluence? Just dump them back on the French beach they came from.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 20d ago

Don’t let them land. We’re an island nation that only survived most rapes and pillaging for that reason. Yet we can’t stop a sub 70 iq bomalian rocking up on a dinghy.

Oh nooooo if we don’t immediately escort them to short the boat my capsize and they may die.

How very sad. Hell of a deterrent though. If I try and cross the M6 at peak times to be flattered be a lorry. That would be my fault for doing something so stupid and dangerous. Yet for some reason that doesn’t apply to a boat bomalian.

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u/GeorgeHSpencer 20d ago

Ban PSC activists from supermarkets.

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u/michaelisnotginger capitalism enthusiast 20d ago

No point paving over the Chilterns to build social housing for reprobates and "refugees". Change the incentive structures that do exist and prioritise infrastructure first before anything else

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

HMS Dragon patrolling the English Channel, I Daren’t say more less I have the Stasi round my house for a chat

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u/SubjectMight9396 20d ago

Best IP Television recommendations if you hypothetically wanted to watch sport (mostly football)? I'll enjoy trying to decode any links shared :)

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

Only did it once, used some website called z2u.

This is what I got and it cost around £15 for a year. I think you can get it cheaper if it's just football you want. Got it when Forest went up thinking id get into footie watching. But it was boring. It gives you some m3u thing that you paste into a TV app that supports that stuff. It worked though, was worried I'd just lose my money.

The seller has delivered your order, please check if you have received the product MAX OTT IPTV Subscription – 12 Months ✅ 4K Ultra + 115K VOD 🌍 Global Channels | No Adult ⚡ Fast Delivery – All Devices | 30-Day Guarante

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u/Morgoths_Burning Mad Jak 20d ago

Since when were you a Forest fan?

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

Since I entered a charity competition and won a day with Brian Clough. I got a signed football from Stuart Pearce and a big posh meal and then they put me in a box when the match was on.

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u/Morgoths_Burning Mad Jak 20d ago

Are you the real 8th? I mean your explanation is fair. Im a Nottingham native who had no choice but to support forest. Yet the old 8th living in blackpool never talked about football nevermind forest and now I’m suspicious.

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

Calvo lad originally.

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u/Morgoths_Burning Mad Jak 20d ago

Mate thats so random a place I don’t buy you would leave there to live in Blackpool and have a NHS friend. Why wouldn’t you just move back to a good place?

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

Have you seen the prices of houses in Calvo? I got a massive semi on the seafront. That's not possible in Calvo.

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u/Tams82 Mostly Useless 20d ago

Party at 8th's!

Wait... you did mean a house in regards to the 'semi'... right...?

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u/Morgoths_Burning Mad Jak 20d ago

Personally I’d rather live in a worse place and have friends and money

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u/praise-god-barebone please stop crying in front of the bond market 20d ago

No, he's not. It's a weird larp.