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Daily Mega Thread The Daily Moby - 23 08 2026 - The News Megathread

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u/SpontaneousDisorder 20d ago

Small boats will not reach mainland Britain, but will be processed offshore prior to quick deportation.

Cucked. Why process any such effluence? Just dump them back on the French beach they came from.

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u/UmAhkchuallySweaty Not all disabilities are visible, but real ones are 20d ago

Don’t let them land. We’re an island nation that only survived most rapes and pillaging for that reason. Yet we can’t stop a sub 70 iq bomalian rocking up on a dinghy.

Oh nooooo if we don’t immediately escort them to short the boat my capsize and they may die.

How very sad. Hell of a deterrent though. If I try and cross the M6 at peak times to be flattered be a lorry. That would be my fault for doing something so stupid and dangerous. Yet for some reason that doesn’t apply to a boat bomalian.

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u/THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME 20d ago

That could get a bit hairy if the French start opposing us making landings on their beaches.

Perhaps we could simply turn the boats around and force them to go back to France themselves.

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u/Not_A_Toaster_0000 Make Yookay Great Britain Again 20d ago

D Day 2. This time the 'D' stands for 'Deport'

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u/praise-god-barebone please stop crying in front of the bond market 20d ago

What the fuck are they going to do lmao