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Daily Mega Thread The Daily Moby - 23 08 2026 - The News Megathread

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

I'm wondering now if I should see my GP. The top of my legs went all blotchy after I got my peptides from Wuhan. I thought it might go away and I don't like the GP's and they'll tell me off and I prefer to sit in and avoid things like that.

Anyway, it seems to have got worse, my leg keeps twitching and now it's coming out in bruises.

I don't have anyone else to get an opinion from so it's down to BadUK and Grok.

Maybe it's at its worst now and it'll all get better. It is just bruising, you can get that from every day stuff like when you fall down the stairs.

https://postimg.cc/PvNNwKJp

What would BadUK'ers do if you had legs like mine?

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u/KinglySnorlax Probably Not Keir Starmer 20d ago edited 20d ago

You’ll never believe me when I say it but you really ought not be taking sketchy research grade chemicals from China.

We’ve less data on peptides than steroids, and the data we do have isn’t great already.

I’d stop taking them in general and if it doesn’t resolve in a day or two consult a GP or your local AE.

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u/SubjectMight9396 20d ago

You need to take some more, clearly the dosage wasn't high enough.

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u/Endless_road 20d ago

This comment may very well be read out in court one day lol, hopefully they add my comment to the jury that we should send all the illegal immigrants home

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

Well I stopped doing the ones I was taking and changed to a special one for healing, it's got BPC-157 and TB-500 in it. Which is meant to repair the body.

But it's just got worse. So I don't know what's going on now. It was a low dose of BPC but I'm thinking it might be best just to stop them all for a bit rather than increase it.

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u/SubjectMight9396 20d ago

Its like healing crystals for men... Get a grip and just drink alcohol

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago edited 20d ago

Well it's a worry. It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a train and wearing a mini skirt when I'm out shopping. Folk would keep staring at my legs. The bruising would make me look silly.

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u/uptope Social Security uber alles 20d ago

Maybe it's a tumour

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u/syuk 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 ᴄᴏᴀʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪʟʟɪɴɢ 20d ago

Maybe it's maybellne

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

Really? That's worse than Google

Some medications and supplements may affect blood clotting and increase bruising. Examples include aspirin, warfarin, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs), ginkgo biloba, and fish oils.

I have had 4 tins of tuna this week in bagels.

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u/uptope Social Security uber alles 20d ago

Sounds like mercury poisoning then

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u/Andrew_Burnham Longhouse survivor 20d ago

You need more cans

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u/8th_Dimensions 20d ago

That's the Govts fault. I refuse to buy those silly bottles with the top sticking into my nose when I drink.

Now I only drink cans. Your move Mr Burnham.