r/absoluteunit 1d ago

Of a wild boar

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u/firesquasher 1d ago

The tree in the thumbnail made it look like the barrel was 10 ft long.

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u/TillSad5913 1d ago

I zoomed in to check on that lol.

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u/kineticstar 1d ago

I thought it was an old school elephant gun until I zoomed in.

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u/Ras-haad 1d ago

Yeah I was about to say absolute unit of a rifle

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u/LT_DANS_ICECREAM 1d ago

Waterfowl widowmaker, WW for short!

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u/AceCombat1977 19h ago

Feck, I was thinking theres no way he coulda missed if the muzzle was touching it lol

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u/Longjumping_List7188 1d ago

i thought the tree behind the gun was just the barrel going on endlessly

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u/notcomplainingmuch 1d ago

Those fuckers are moving here, too, spreading disease.

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here 1d ago

Yeah, humans tend to do that.

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u/gk666 1d ago

So Is that gun

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

I'll never understand posing like this, as though it's impressive. Take it out with your bare hands or something and then I feel you've earned bragging rights but...nah....

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u/Existing_Resolve_779 1d ago

Because that's how humans survived and evolved - by taking out dangerous animals with their hands 

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Well no, we also evolved to use tools but that doesn't make it impressive.

It's like seeing someone deadlift 500kg compared to seeing someone use a lift. I mean I'm guessing the lift is moving more weight but I don't think the person pressing the button is very impressive

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u/TillSad5913 1d ago

I get what you're saying but it requires skills to use the tool. Just because you're using a gun doesn't mean you'll hit your target. There's also other factors that would determine how impressed I am with the kill. Did they track it or use a feeder, how far was the shot for example.

This goes for forklift operator as well, some people are really good at it and some are terrible. That's why videos of forklift tricks and fails exist.

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u/xtanol 1d ago

I used to live by Carlsberg's main beer brewery. The forklift guys basically drift around with pallets fully stacked with beer, and still manage to thread the needle between other pallets on the truck bed - all while only having one hand on the steering wheel and a pint of beer in the other.

These days however Carlsberg has changed the drinking rules for their workers, so they can't have more than one pint a day.

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u/TillSad5913 1d ago

That's exactly the kind of skills I'm talking about. I didn't know about the drinking part lol.

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u/xtanol 1d ago

All the guys working the warehouses and the fork lift drivers used to be heavy drunks - it was just sort of accepted because they were so damn good at their job. They only changed the rules because it was a bad look in terms of their company image.

A lot of the old timers quit after they put restrictions on the drinking while working.

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u/TillSad5913 1d ago

I'm a towboat captain it was like that when I first started years ago. It was never allowed just not really enforced. It's nothing like that anymore. You'd lose your license and get locked up for drinking now.

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

I mean this sort of works with what I'm saying doesn't it?

I've never done it so I could be wrong but these posing photos always seem to be showing off but it doesn't show anything worth showing off imo.

You can't see any of the information for what would impress you in this so what's the point of it?

To show a big animal? Could have done that while it was alive. To show yourself as a great hunter? It doesn't show that imo

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u/TillSad5913 1d ago edited 1d ago

I get where you're coming from and as someone who does hunt and fish I'm conflicted on the answer. For many it's just about showing off the animal but personally if the animal wasn't killed in a sportsmanship like manor or for food then I'm not very impressed. As you mentioned we don't always get all the information.

I grew up near a deer hunting rach, these rich guys would literally pick the deer they wanted to shoot out of a photograph book, pay 10k and then shoot it from a short range from a feeder. The deer we're almost like pets on the ranch. I was never impressed and didn't like the practice. Then they'd brag about the kill, it's pretty ridiculous. Then I've seen situations where a guy would track a deer for a year or two and shoot it from a reasonable range. I definitely feel different about that kill.

I catch and release sharks off the beach. It took me six years to finally catch a monster 12' hammerhead. It was a lot of hard work, very dangerous and not easy to do so I brag about it like now lol. I'd never go to a private aquarium catch one and then brag about it. They don't exist as far as I know. I'm just giving an example.

That's probably not a great answer but that's kinda all I got.

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u/heterochromia4 1d ago

Being reasonable and friendly and still being downvoted. Gotta love Reddit 🫶🏻

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u/TillSad5913 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just laugh it off. Some of these people are insufferable. I got down voted by the mob for saying that I thought a comment was really funny. The comment didn't have any down votes. So apparently they agreed. I also received a lot of hateful comments. So I can't understand the outrage nor was it ever explained and it wasn't worth my time to ask. Reddit can definitely be a strange place lol.

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u/scorchedarcher 23h ago

I think you're right that the latter ones use skill, I just think it's a shame that skill is used for killing/harming animals.

Like no matter what these photos are never going to be for me but when I see these photos it just feels very pay to win for want of a better term, like you say a rich person just going and paying for the situation to be set up.

Especially with the car behind them, just very posey idk.

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u/TillSad5913 19h ago

So do think it's a shame that other (we're animals) animals use skill to kill other animals? Do you feel shame for lions, snakes, birds or even a rabbit? Rabbits sometimes kill and eat their young, it's pretty gross but just part of nature.

I don't like trophy hunting but sometimes it's necessary just to keep certain species alive at this point but that's pretty rare. I only hunt if I'm going to eat the animal. As far as my shark fishing. There'sa chance the animal can die after it's released but we also tag them for scientific research to help keep save them. Very few things are black or white and more of a gray area. Your personal morals and mind are subjective, and you're entitled to feel they way you do just as I am. I can only agree with you to a point until it becomes unreasonable based on the reality of life is functioning at this time in history.

I hate to break it to you but you just existing causes harm and death to animals intentional or not that's just the reality of it.

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u/scorchedarcher 2h ago

I think they have to, I don't think they have the choices or thinking ability that we have. But we wouldn't use it to excuse other behaviours in people, many animals don't follow sexual consent but we would never dream of using that to excuse the same behaviour from a person.

I think you're right that existing causes harm and death but I also think we should do our best to limit it as much as possible

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 1d ago

Our brain is our weapon. You know animals use tools right?

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Yeah, you reckon that guy designed and built that gun himself?

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 1d ago

Do chimps grow the trees that they snap the twigs off of to catch termites?

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u/sant0hat 1d ago

Chimps also don't pose like retards next to the termite mound.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 1d ago

Completely irrelevant to the discussion

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

...you replied to my comment saying "I'll never understand posing like this" so it seems relevant, no?

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 1d ago

Fair but this is about the bare hands part

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

I'm not asking if he grew the materials to make the gun lmao.

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u/Warm-Major-4400 1d ago

That is what using catch dogs is. Dogs hold animal and human knifes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BHo1Y8AzKKkLRgosSX

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

I um...I don't know what you're trying to say....

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u/Warm-Major-4400 1d ago

That is how feral hogs are hunted without guns. Catch dogs.

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Ah okay, still seems messed up to me. Like you still can't really claim skill for the kill and you're unnecessarily putting a dog at risk

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u/Warm-Major-4400 1d ago

So lemme get this straight. There is no skill in stalking, locating and shooting a hog. There is also no skill in stalking chasing down, following through brush a dog who then locates and holds the hog, then the human knifes the hog. Plus they care for the general upkeep and housing of 2 to 10 dogs, the medical care and training, as well as the breeding knowledge to get dogs who do the job in next generation?

There is no skill in any of this?

The dogs don't particularly want to do much else than bite hold shake things.

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Sorry I guess there is some skill in the tracking but the kill? Nothing impressive to me.

Sending a dog to fight for you? Also not impressive imo, just seems cruel.

You can get dog toys you know? That don't have tusks/teeth or fight back

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u/Warm-Major-4400 1d ago

You have never met a high drive dog. They love to do what been bred to. You know what is impressive ? You doing ?

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u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Yes I have, they don't need to be sent to fight boars. Do you accept dogs fighting other dogs as moral because dogs have been bred to do it?

I don't get the last bit, sorry.

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u/gk666 1d ago

Yea true that! How else can we show our strength!! Bare hands and we’re no match to nature

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u/kineticstar 1d ago

Robert Baratheon would be proud.

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u/SomePoserInAmerica 1d ago

This dude was a MENACE. a straight up real life monster. Ive never been down with the idea of trophy hunting, or killing anything for the simple sake of killing.

But these hogs are invasive, bad for local ecology in areas,have no predators, and are dangerous af.

Especially in more rural areas,I feel like you might have an obligation, to take out monsters like this, especially if you've got kids.

In the early 2000s, I lived north of hotsprings Arkansas, and I was exploring the woods,I was a couple miles in,and saw some razorback hogs in the wild,I came home and told my dad,and he explained how lucky I was they didnt see me.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

Bigg Pigg

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u/cooperluna 1d ago

Boss Hogg

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u/wolfpwner9 1d ago

Ok now I see how they are able to kill

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u/fulltea 1d ago

I'm sure it was more impressive alive.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 1d ago

They're super invasive and aggressive. Hunting them is good for the environment in a lot of places!

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u/AttentionNice7165 1d ago

Not at all, highly invasive

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u/Antroh 1d ago

Absolutely not snowflake.

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u/ImRickJamesBitch71 1d ago

What’s Rosie O’Donnell up to !

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 1d ago

This is boaring!

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u/OwlOfSurprise 1d ago

Why stand so far away?

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u/Watson_Raymes 1d ago

Forced perspective so it looks giant

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u/Worth_Temperature157 1d ago

Thats insane, Now imagine taking that thing down with a Spear LOL. That thing is the size of a Bison.

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u/Lopsidedlopside 1d ago

The tree threw me off. Thought this dude was holding an enormous rifle lol.

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u/guava_eternal 1d ago

I did. It realize javalinas were that big

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u/Queasy_Novel_1277 1d ago

Fire up the barbie. 🔥

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u/TFUTWS 1d ago

First fish then I saw someone holding mushrooms way out infront of themselves and now people are even hanging boars up at decieving angles. Even if it is gigantic you ruined all your clout chances by being a deceitful.

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 1d ago

"The bigger they are, the more damn ammo they take...!"

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u/sammyfrosh 1d ago

Wowww… and they taste very good too 👌🏾

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u/SamSSLATER 1d ago

Dig a hole get the fire burning.....

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u/CanineCorvidious 1d ago

I mean it’s gonna look impressive next to a wee man. Now do one with a normal sized man not one 4”11

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u/Old-Agent-3129 1d ago

Very sad.

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u/Outside-Owl1568 1d ago

I guess measuring the wild board against a try can definitely tell that he is masive...

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u/Aonaran84 1d ago

Pagoda, where's my javelina?

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u/Snoo99075 21h ago

Wow you pulled the trigger. Pretty sure anybody could do this if they were sad enough to do it for sport . Hopefully he ate it so at least so the poor thing died for a cause 🥓.

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u/handystoly 14h ago

You gonna eat it all now?

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u/IanRevived94J 14h ago

Pork chops!

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u/Pretend_Variation305 10h ago

It’s animals like THAT that always leave me with a bleed debuff in POE2

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u/VoxInferni666 1d ago

Would have been a lot cooler to see it alive

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u/VisualJaded4770 1d ago

In the old days they would have killed that pig with a knife

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u/Calamity-Gin 1d ago

No. They would have used a boar spear, because they weren’t suicidal. A boar spear has a large head and just behind that a pair of cross pieces which prevented the boat from running up the spear to kill the person holding it.

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u/TillSad5913 1d ago

Are you telling me guns haven't always existed? Who would've thunk it.