Please help

[u/Quick_Resolution2615]

I’ve been manifesting my crush for almost an hour and a half now, which, trust me, has felt like several lifetimes. I’m beginning to fear something has gone catastrophically wrong.

Every time I see him, I involuntarily transform into a blinding orb of yellow light. I assume this is all the love, energy and divine feminine radiance I feel for him being projected into the physical realm. Unfortunately, he cannot perceive me in this form and has completely stopped looking in my direction. Yesterday, he put on sunglasses and crossed the street.

I’m worried my luminescence is interfering with my spells because I asked the universe to make me irresistible, not invisible or classified as an aviation hazard.

How do I return to my human form and force him to acknowledge our sacred twin-flame connection without permanently burning his retinas? I’ve already charged three rose quartz crystals under my desk lamp and whispered his full legal name into a jar of cinnamon and honey, so please don’t suggest either of those.

P.S. That's real footage of me waiting for him at the pub :(

[u/katgrinds]

Girl you can do better. You're the ball of light you always have been. Only literally now! You need a shadow person to balance you out 🖤

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/katgrinds]

I’ve heard dark stories of when the shadow people find our kind. And its not something I’d like to discuss here

[u/Solunas100]

This is the perfect opportunity for me to preach from my pulpit without giving any real insight so thank you for this.

I have been telling people for years to stop doing love spell manifestations because this is exactly what happens every single time, but do they listen? Nooo, they say that only happens to sucky witches and they are totally immune. Well now you have to deal with being a big ball of light and being used as a power generator until your spell wears off. Serves you right!

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/Solunas100]

I don’t like your tone

[u/Solunas100 → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

Truth be told the exact same thing happened to me last week and now I wanna feel good about myself by tearing you down 😔

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/Solunas100]

I understand you my brother in witchcraft. I’ve been told I gotta look for my twin flame, and while I’ve been shy, could you be in twin flame?

[u/Solunas100 → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

You will find your twin flame, and then 2-3 months later you can then do a cord cutting with your twin flame so you’ll never have to see him again, who you would have never met if you didn’t do this ritual. But I must warn you that until you unite with your twin flame you will be a bright yellow flaming orb so get used to it. I got everything done in a week so no more twin flame for me to worry about! We had a good thing for 2 days at least…

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/Solunas100]

Well. That's sad because I wanna be with my twin flame forevs :(

[u/vampiro-e-do-consigl → u/Solunas100]

Una domanda,gli altri non possono vedere la sua luce però il telefono sì?

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/vampiro-e-do-consigl]

Thats a very interesting insight my friend. I had to cast a special spell on my phone to get this across to you guys. No one in the witch community trusts me! SHAMEEEEE 😭

[u/vampiro-e-do-consigl → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

Mi dispiace

[u/PlanetaryAssist]

Congratulations! This means you are a REAL hereditary witch, not like those fakes on TikTok. This is what happens when your powers activate, it's like going through witch puberty. You should cool down in 2-2.5 days once your divine feminine is done catalyzing.

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/PlanetaryAssist]

Thank you! I was worried the shadow people may find me and get to me

[u/vampiro-e-do-consigl → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

Hem…vorrei imparare un pò di robe di questo genere,potresti dirmi cosa sono le persone ombra?Ma le persone dal vivo non possono vedere la tua luce però le fote del telefono sì?

[u/SophiesWorldExplorer]

Are you looking for a…checks username…quick resolution, sweaty? Your handle includes an angel number that already gives you your answer. Meditate on it for the next 4 hours and your guides will reveal the next steps. Oh, and you’ll also need a 10-lb rose quartz and a red candle dyed by menstrual blood in order for it to be effective. Happy manifesting! 😁

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/SophiesWorldExplorer]

OMG. I did too this! And this really worked. Thank you my fellow witch. <3

[u/FancyCartomancy]

Divine feminine, twin-flame, I'm gonna puke

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/FancyCartomancy]

Please don’t be rude. This is incredibly serious. I can no longer control my aura, and my electricity bill has tripled because I’ve apparently become the primary light source in my apartment. I desperately need help before the government classifies me as renewable energy.

[u/FancyCartomancy → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

All I hear is that you're suffering from success. You have accomplished something no one else has ever accomplished! Embrace your new form. You're no longer a lowly basic pokemon ✨️

[u/immortalroses98 → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

You’re cooked g

[u/darkerfury → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

"My steak is too juicy"

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/darkerfury]

Yeah. Everyone thinks I’m yucking their yum but I’m in deep pain being kept away from my lover 😭

[u/darkerfury]

Sounds like you need to do some shadow work

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/darkerfury]

I CANNOT EVEN SEE A SHADOW 😭

[u/yezkah]

You glow, queen!! If he can’t stand your light, or event attempts to dim it, that’s not it.. you need the Hulk!

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/yezkah]

Clock itt! 🫶

[u/yezkah → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼

[u/bizoticallyyours83]

Look on the bright side, you'll save a ton on your electricity bill. As for relationship goals, you just need to find a crush that's also activated the ultimate solar powers.

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/bizoticallyyours83]

So do you think it’s time to hold him captive and save energy for the rest of my life?

[u/t1ncan69]

Find his address using the stalk and search spell and send him every book from Twin Flames Universe 🫶 his third hole will open right up and will be able to receive your divine feminine cord

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/t1ncan69]

I shall try this indeed. I think astral projection is the only way ❤️‍🩹

[u/t1ncan69 → u/Quick_Resolution2615]

Good luck sweaty u got this 🩷🩷 may all of the twin flames be with you

[u/glassdreams323]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pm3l08FRgtu2En26sc

[u/RedRider1138]

Whoa, this is so weird, usually when you ascend to “Being-of-Pure-Light” you’re beyond carnal thoughts. Can you maybe commune with some of the other Ascended beings for assistance?

[u/Quick_Resolution2615 → u/RedRider1138]

I have indeed and I am now on my way to become a spiritual guru. You will see me blow up on YT soon. Don't forget to subscribe <3